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Leonora Speyer]]></title><description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s sadness and optimism and acceptance throughout "Fiddler's Farewell," and for all the promise of the precocious musician, it was written by the seasoned woman who turned to poetry.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-leonora-speyer</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-leonora-speyer</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:30:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!QuqJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9d9c3a86-6e69-4c82-93c5-66b4748530e3_1800x1200.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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What do you think you&#8217;re getting done between now and quitting time? Cut out and stop pretending. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>There&#8217;s a <a href="https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.USMXdj5ZED-7u4lIjPAOCAAAAA%3Fr%3D0%26pid%3DApi&amp;f=1&amp;ipt=54a619fc19cb484755a87dd5c34a5f1679a96704146c69f8f770603735b1772e&amp;ipo=images">photograph of Leonora Speyer</a> where she looks to be in her early twenties. She was born to some wealth. I can&#8217;t tell if her her family was idly comfortable or extravagantly rich. Her father, who died six months before her birth, was Count Ferdinand von Stosch originally of Monze, later of Washington, DC. There&#8217;s not much on her in the typical poet biography places and scant to zip on her father. He fought for the Union side in the Civil War, settled in Washington, and died at around forty years old; no information about rank or deeds or cause of death. He immigrated in the 1840s or 50s, so he was a kid when he came. That&#8217;s about it. Otherwise he&#8217;s an addendum to the bio of the daughter he never met.</p><p>An AI search&#8211;so take it or leave it&#8211;reports the photo is from some time in the 1890s, which I&#8217;d already assumed. Leonora showed an early proclivity for music and led a public life. She gave her first public performance in Washington at age ten: Beethoven&#8217;s <em>Moonlight Sonata</em>. One source tells me she and her mother sailed for the continent in 1899, when Leonora was sixteen, to continue her musical studies in Brussels. Another tells me she debuted with the Boston Symphony Orchestra at age seventeen. It&#8217;s possible they went back for a visit, but I can&#8217;t find record of it. As best I can tell, she and her mother stayed abroad, first in Brussels and then in Paris with another violin teacher, until 1891 or 92.</p><p>Maybe they went back and forth, maybe she was seventeen when they left, maybe she was sixteen in Boston. No matter the details of her precociousness, Leonora was talented. She was a force on the piano as well as the violin, but there came a time to specialize. Whether she had a preference or felt she had a greater talent for violin is unclear to me, but she chose pure string violin over string/percussion piano in the end. Encyclopedia.com tells me she&#8217;d played the violin since her &#8220;chin was firm enough to hold it.&#8221; Having seen the photograph of her in her early twenties, my first though: &#8220;That must have been very, very, very, very early.&#8221; It&#8217;s not a flattering picture.</p><p>It&#8217;s hard to argue with a photograph, but you can chip away at veracity with lighting, shadows, and angle. Her second husband, Edgar Speyer, commissioned John Singer Sargent to paint a <a href="https://interlude-cdn-blob-prod.azureedge.net/interlude-blob-storage-prod/2025/11/Leonoras-portrait-by-Sargent_processed.jpg">portrait of his wife</a>. Sargent completed the work in 1907. It was to become iconic. Edgar ran the British arm of his family&#8217;s international financial business and helped put together financing for and did some overseeing of the construction of what became the London Underground. Ties to the family firm&#8217;s Frankfurt branch became problematic. In 1915, his naturalized citizen status was revoked and rather than live under wartime suspicion, the family left for New York. By this point, neuritis in Leonora&#8217;s shoulder had put an end to public concerts, but she still played salons. The couple bought a pair of homes in Washington Square and built in between, merging the two into a massive eleven-bedroom mansion with an immense music hall. Theirs was a popular place, as Emily E Hogstad writes at <em>Interlude, </em>&#8220;Debussy, Elgar, Grieg, Richard Strauss, and countless others visited the Speyers&#8217; famous music room.&#8221; They held small concerts by world famous and rising musicians and composers. Gracing a wall of the hall was Sargent&#8217;s roughly six by three foot <em>Lady Speyer</em>, the talented, keen, and ever present patron-host. There&#8217;s nothing immoderate about her jaw in the painting.</p><p>Her friend Kahlil Gibran gives us <a href="https://interlude-cdn-blob-prod.azureedge.net/interlude-blob-storage-prod/2025/11/Leonora-Speyer-Combined-portrait-by-Kahlil-Gibran-1925_processed.jpg">four views of Leonora</a>. He made several sketches of her but the one I&#8217;m referring to is a single piece with four images, Rushmore-like, each a variation of expression, done in charcoal. The leftmost shows her in profile. A prominent bump on her nose, and I suspect from the other sketches that the nose is exaggerated a bit, recalls antiquity; a face on a coin; she&#8217;s the noble lady. The next, at three quarters, is soft with compassion and concern. Moving right, the third stares ahead, a woman in full. The final, again in three quarters carrying on the suggested turning motion, strikes farseeing and dreamy.</p><p>That&#8217;s my interpretation. Gibran may have intended aspects of her life rather than of her personality. I&#8217;ll insist on the Roman nose profile representing nobility, but by the others Gibran may have meant one to symbolize mother, another musician, and the third the poet she became after neuritis took away the possibility of regular concert performances. The different views and turns of head cast more doubt on the 1890s photo. I&#8217;m wryly open to the thought that having expanded on the nose for Rome he softened the jaw across the range for his friend, mumbling about balancing the ledger as rationalization. It&#8217;s more likely that 1890s were a cruel time to be photographed.</p><p>There&#8217;s one last, and <a href="https://cdn.poemanalysis.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Leonora-Speyer-Portrait.jpg?strip=all">it&#8217;s beautiful</a>. It&#8217;s a touched up photograph I came across on surfing websites. Whether the touch ups were recent computer washes or older paint brush accents on the original, I&#8217;ve no idea. There was a period where it was in vogue to have painters finish photos for a portrait-like appearance, but judging from her age in the picture, that practice&#8217;s time had passed. She&#8217;s older here than in the others&#8211;maybe sixty. The clothes, what we&#8217;d consider dowdy now but were likely fashionable at the time, help. The British series <em>Midsomer Murders</em> is based on a series of novels by Caroline Graham. They&#8217;re well-written and entertaining afternoon passers, but one line from her first book struck me as brilliant. Describing a wiry old woman putting on a raincoat, Graham writes, &#8220;She flapped into a Burberry.&#8221; It&#8217;s concise: elderly energy in the service of venturing out while unselfconciously bundled in frumpiness. That&#8217;s the first thing I thought of on seeing the picture. Second, there&#8217;s an archetype that pops up in British Science Fiction, notably in 1980s and 90s comic books, of a luminous homeless woman, shabby in her antiquated clothes. A segment of modern audiences equate that look with wisdom. I&#8217;m sure that figures into my impression, but on looking at this picture taken before the urban fantasy archetype popped up, I wonder at whether the archetype was distilled by genre writers or was just laying around waiting to be noticed.</p><p>Of course, her get up wasn&#8217;t frumpy at the time. The immediate thought on seeing a beautiful older woman is that she must have been gorgeous when she was younger. That&#8217;s not fair. I&#8217;m not certain it&#8217;s correct either. People fell in love with the woman in the touched up photo. She conducted crowds with music. She scorned a first husband, lost a second. She played and when she couldn&#8217;t she wrote. She taught poetry at Columbia University, served as president of the Poetry Society of America, and talked shop with <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-amy-lowell">Amy Lowell</a>. She launched musical careers. Whatever she was or wasn&#8217;t but for taut skin doesn&#8217;t matter. There&#8217;s nobility, mother, concern, musician, poet, dreamer, teacher, and matter of fact acceptance. It&#8217;s a good picture. Optimistic.</p><p>Below is the opening section of the title work from her 1926 collection <em><a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/73705/pg73705-images.html">Fiddler&#8217;s Farewell</a>,</em> for which she won the 1927 Pulitzer Prize for Poetry. There&#8217;s sadness and optimism and acceptance throughout and for all the promise of the precocious musician, it was written by the seasoned woman who turned to poetry.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Fiddler&#8217;s Farewell<br></strong><em>Leonora Speyer (1872-1956)</em></p><p>Fold now the song within the songster.<br>Small sturdy one,<br>Roistering down the centuries,<br>Drunk with the fiddlers&#8217; fingers,<br>(Never a dearth of these,<br>The living crowding where the dead have been),<br>Pure promiscuous dandled violin!</p><p>C&#230;sar of sound, my songs in passing, cry,<br><em>Morituri te salutamus!</em>&#8212;and passing, die.</p><p>Fold now the song away.<br>Close the lid down<br>Upon the gradual dismay<br>Of disconcerted singing,<br>Unloose the fingers&#8217; clinging<br>That has so lost its cunning,<br>Turn from the faltering renown,<br>Fame of the little town<br>After the flag-hung city;<br>Deny the ruin pity!<br>Pity? Yes, for the failing song<br>That like a droughty stream</p><p>Crawls, drips<br>Over an arid land,<br>(Yet deep enough to drown)&#8212;<br>O violin that slips<br>From the relinquishing hand,<br>Brown brightness hid&#8212;<br>Let fall the incurious lid.</p></blockquote><p><span>[This entry is cross posted at </span><a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a><span>]</span></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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Edwin Arlington Robinson]]></title><description><![CDATA[In the age of &#8220;Make it new!&#8221; while everybody was scrambling in various directions to poke and prod the limits of verse, he went a scant backwards and still managed to innovate.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-edwin-arlington-robinson</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-edwin-arlington-robinson</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2026 13:30:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fqr1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd70d9831-90c6-4f1e-a9ce-b38c05fd8b62_1800x1200.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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You&#8217;re not getting anything done between now and quitting time. Cut out and stop pretending. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>&#8220;<em>We mourn, but with the qualification that, after all, his life was a revel in the felicities of language.&#8221;<br>&#8211; </em>Robert Frost from his introduction to<em> King Jasper</em> by Edwin Arlington Robinson</p><p>When Edwin Arlington Robinson won the inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Poetry in 1922, I imagine it was a fine day of congratulations and warm feelings from all the other poets. For three years prior, there had been what we now call the Special Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, but that&#8217;s retconning. That was then known as the Columbia Prize, and stood apart. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-harriet-monroe">Harriet Monroe</a>, writing in celebration of Robinson&#8217;s laurels threw in, &#8220;Four years ago, when the Poetry Society of America gave its first annual five hundred dollars to Sara Teasdale&#8217;s <em>Love Songs</em>, the award, being made in conjunction with the Pulitzer prizes, was falsely attributed to the same origin.&#8221; The Columbia put five hundred dollars in the winner&#8217;s pocket. The Pulitzer was worth one thousand. Neither was chump change in 1922, but double is considered by most who make their living in verse to be better.</p><p>Not that a true poet would ever consider something so crass as money, but on those odd occasions when the subject came up in conversation, it must have been nice knowing, for those of a zero-sum view, that there was more to be contested than had been before. When the second Pulitzer was awarded to <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-at-home-with-edna-st-vincent">Edna St Vincent Millay</a> in 1923 and the third to <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-robert-frost">Robert Frost</a>, I assume along with standard jealousies the warm feelings continued.</p><p>In 1925, Robinson won his second Pulitzer. In the audience of the poetry place where all the poets hang out, I imagine heartfelt applause on hearing, because EA, as he didn&#8217;t like the name Edwin, was a kinda dour guy but he wasn&#8217;t offensive. Maybe he was a little dark, but he was witty dark, not depressing dark. Still, as the crowd dispersed to cocktails and cliques coalesced, jocular between swigs, &#8220;You know, there are other poets out there.&#8221;</p><p>Follow with <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-amy-lowell">Amy Lowell</a> in 1926 and Leonora Speyer in 1927. Come 1928, it&#8217;s Robinson again. Even Frost, who hadn&#8217;t yet won his second, third, or fourth Pulitzer and so was still on the proletarian side, would have been a bit up in arms. The new and immediately prestigious prize so far ran one for EA, two for the rest, one for EA, two for the rest, one for EA. Betting EA versus the field wasn&#8217;t a bad play. All the other poets got together in one of their poet places and presented Robinson with an ultimatum: Either EA stop winning Pulitzer Prizes or they&#8217;ll tell everyone that his parents wanted a girl and, milquetoast on his male emergence, didn&#8217;t name him until he was six months old and when they did, drew &#8220;Edwin&#8221; from a hat and pinned Arlington on because the stranger they&#8217;d just met who physically pulled the name slip was from Arlington, Massachusetts. EA didn&#8217;t win any more Pulitzers and the name thing got out anyway, but everybody left the negotiations back in the comfort of those warm feelings from earlier days.</p><p>At least that&#8217;s what I like to think happened. The wanted-a-girl thing is real. He hated his name. Other poets respected Robinson for his skill, but also because his was the age of &#8220;Make it new!&#8221; and while everybody was scrambling in various directions to poke and prod the limits of verse, he went a scant backwards and still managed to innovate. Robinson reverted to older forms in relation to the age. He didn&#8217;t like a lot of the popular liberties. Per the excellent Poetry Foundation anonymous biographers, Robert Gilbert wrote, &#8220;All his life Robinson strenuously objected to free verse, replying once when asked if he wrote it, &#8216;No, I write badly enough as it is.&#8217;&#8221; But he went forward with many of his contemporaries in dropping outdated poetic cant for a more straightforward diction. Poets had been at that to some degree at least as far back as Wordsworth, but the idea was suddenly front, center, and reinvigorated with writers like Frost full steam ahead on sound and sense and conversational rhythm. In fact, Robinson&#8217;s talent for New England folksiness maybe was a bit much for Frost, as Professor Nancy Carol Joyner writes in the <em>Dictionary of Literary Biography</em>, &#8220;Biographers of both poets report that Frost was extremely jealous of Robinson but the reverse was not true.&#8221;</p><p>Robinson&#8217;s charm lies in narrative. He was a great fan of the English poet George Crabbe (1754-1832), whose narrative poetry focused on common people and daily lives. Crabbe wrote in the time of the immortal insult, &#8220;silly girls who read novels,&#8221; and poetry ceded story to the longer prose. He was a throwback, married to heroic couplets like a&#8230; I can&#8217;t write &#8220;Pope revivalist&#8221; referring to Alexander Pope because people will think I meant &#8220;Papal revivalist&#8221; as if he was one of Dan Brown&#8217;s Opus Dei heirophants. He wrote in heroic couplets like Alexander Pope. As a surgeon, Crabbe spoke to folks across the social spectrum and either used their stories and fragments, or saw that there was worth in stories from other than courtesans and set to heroic meter, underlined the point.</p><p>Funnily, Crabbe published his first poem anonymously. It was a morality verse about the evils of alcohol. Later he&#8217;d write &#8220;Sir Eustace Grey,&#8221; one of his most celebrated works. &#8220;Sir Eustace Grey&#8221; presents the hallucinations of a mad man in a mad house and does it so convincingly, it&#8217;s widely believed that Crabbe wrote under the influence of opium, a habit he&#8217;s known to have picked up some fifteen or so years after his &#8220;drinking is bad&#8221; poem.</p><p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve read Crabbe, certainly not in an intentional way, so this is as conveyed by <em>The Cambridge Guide to Literature In English: </em>he imagined a parson perusing records of births, marriages, and deaths and with this vehicle in mind, wrote <em>The Parish Register</em>, a collection of interrelated stories set to verse. Clearly Robinson was impressed. The latter man took from the former the conceit of a community in which he could weave tales and through which he could pepper characters. He didn&#8217;t pick up the couplets, but both Crabbe and Robinson took from their predecessors what most of their contemporaries left fallow.</p><blockquote><p><strong>George Crabbe<br></strong><em>Edwin Arlington Robinson (1869-1935)</em></p><p>Give him the darkest inch your shelf allows,<br>Hide him in lonely garrets, if you will,&#8212;<br>But his hard, human pulse is throbbing still<br>With the sure strength that fearless truth endows.<br>In spite of all fine science disavows,<br>Of his plain excellence and stubborn skill<br>There yet remains what fashion cannot kill,<br>Though years have thinned the laurel from his brows.</p><p>Whether or not we read him, we can feel<br>From time to time the vigor of his name<br>Against us like a finger for the shame<br>And emptiness of what our souls reveal<br>In books that are as altars where we kneel<br>To consecrate the flicker, not the flame.</p></blockquote><p>Most of Robinson&#8217;s better known poems take place in Tilbury Town, a fictional community as a backdrop for vignettes; a device like Faulkner&#8217;s Yoknapatawpha or Hardy&#8217;s Wessex. Few poems mention Tilbury specifically. We&#8217;re to assume that this is around the corner or downtown and one denizen may know the other as all presume to share a common atmosphere.</p><p>At least two of these poems obliquely appear to be about his brothers. I know he had two. If there are other brothers out there I can&#8217;t find mention nor can I find confirmation that there were just the pat three boys. In any case, of the known, Dean was the oldest, Herman the middle, and EA the youngest.</p><p>Herman married Emma L&#246;ehen Shepherd, upsetting EA as he was in love with her despite an awkward difference in age. EA skipped the wedding and did some petulant poem writing. Things went poorly for Herman professionally, he drank, his wife and kids left him, and nineteen years after the wedding he died of tuberculosis.</p><p>Probably Robinson&#8217;s best known poem, &#8220;Richard Cory,&#8221; is about a wealthy man who outwardly has everything a man could want in life. And then he kills himself. The obvious intimation is that, despite appearances, we never know what troubles haunt a man. Emma claimed the poem was about her husband. Herman wasn&#8217;t rich, but he had everything EA wanted in Emma, so goes the interpretation.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Richard Cory</strong></p><p>Whenever Richard Cory went down town,<br>We people on the pavement looked at him:<br>He was a gentleman from sole to crown,<br>Clean favored, and imperially slim.</p><p>And he was always quietly arrayed,<br>And he was always human when he talked;<br>But still he fluttered pulses when he said,<br>&#8220;Good-morning,&#8221; and he glittered when he walked.</p><p>And he was rich &#8211; yes, richer than a king &#8211;<br>And admirably schooled in every grace:<br>In fine, we thought that he was everything<br>To make us wish that we were in his place.</p><p>So on we worked, and waited for the light,<br>And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;<br>And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,<br>Went home and put a bullet through his head.</p></blockquote><p>The older brother Dean was a medical doctor who self-medicated for neuralgia, became an addict, and died as result of an overdose, possibly suicidal. The poem &#8220;How Annandale Went Out,&#8221; is told by a witness to euthanasia, possibly in defense of his complicity in a trial setting. This isn&#8217;t as vague an analogy to a brother as &#8220;Richard Cory.&#8221; The question isn&#8217;t whether it&#8217;s about Dean. The question is, is the witness representing EA in his guilt at not stepping in to prevent his brother&#8217;s decline and death? Or is the poem told from Dean&#8217;s point of view, a witness to his own suicide attempting to explain himself?</p><blockquote><p><strong>How Annandale Went Out</strong></p><p>&#8220;They called it Annandale&#8212;and I was there<br>To flourish, to find words, and to attend:<br>Liar, physician, hypocrite, and friend,<br>I watched him; and the sight was not so fair<br>As one or two that I have seen elsewhere:<br>An apparatus not for me to mend&#8212;<br>A wreck, with hell between him and the end,<br>Remained of Annandale; and I was there.</p><p>&#8220;I knew the ruin as I knew the man;<br>So put the two together, if you can,<br>Remembering the worst you know of me.<br>Now view yourself as I was, on the spot&#8212;<br>With a slight kind of engine. Do you see?<br>Like this&#8230; You wouldn&#8217;t hang me? I thought not.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Teddy Roosevelt&#8217;s son, Kermit, picked up and loved Robinson&#8217;s collection, <em>Children of the Night</em>, and passed it on to his father. Teddy loved the book and invited the poet to the White House. EA turned the invitation down. He was a poor poet and didn&#8217;t have the money for White House audience clothes. In response, the President set Robinson up with a well-paying job with the Customs Office with the understanding that he continue to work &#8220;with a view to helping American letters.&#8221; Roosevelt went further by convincing Scribner&#8217;s to print a second edition of <em>Children of the Night</em> and even reviewing it glowingly himself in the pages of <em>Outlook</em> magazine. I don&#8217;t know of another poet who&#8217;s received both a literal and figurative Presidential imprimatur.</p><p>With the end of Teddy&#8217;s term came the end of EA&#8217;s soundingly make work government job. He went back home to Gardiner, Maine as, after the death of Herman, did Emma. He was still smitten and started proposing. Two refusals were enough to convince him there was no prospect so he left for New York to be a drunken Bohemian for a while and hang out with other poets and artists. He&#8217;d head out of town, reside at various artists&#8217; colonies for a spell and then wander back to New York. As I mentioned before, he wasn&#8217;t the most charismatic guy in the world, but there must have been something to his dark humor as, per Wikipedia, at these colonies, &#8220;several women made him the object of their devoted attention.&#8221; I&#8217;m sure his fame helped.</p><p>He had a lengthy relationship with Elizabeth Sparhawk-Jones. Theirs was a loose affair. They spent time together at MacDowell Colony in New Hampshire, separated, and took up again on the next mutual visit. He called her Sparhawk and, from Wikipedia, &#8220;She described him as a charming, sensitive, and emotionally grounded man with high moral values.&#8221; Also from Wikipedia, &#8220;They had a relationship that the poet D. H. Tracy described as &#8216;courtly, quiet, and intense.&#8217;&#8221; I mention her because her name was Sparhawk and that&#8217;s kind of cool, but also because their artist colonies seem so genteel. From my 21<sup>st</sup> century perch the phrase is tainted by visions of white haired women with too many scarves marveling at how artistically arty they are or nightmarish hippie communes with acid babies and undrivable school buses rusting on berms. I blame Joan Didion.</p><p>In addition to the Tilbury Town folk, Robinson wrote Arthurian romances. His final Pulitzer was awarded for his 1927 release, <em>Tristam,</em> which was certainly his most popular book and possibly the last book-length original poem to be a bestseller.</p><p>Today&#8217;s final poem is autobiographical, so completes a trio of works about the known Robinson brothers. The man wasn&#8217;t comfortable in his time, a bit of an Arthurian courtier in Yankee New England. He liked the old forms.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Miniver Cheevy</strong></p><p>Miniver Cheevy, child of scorn,<br>Grew lean while he assailed the seasons;<br>He wept that he was ever born,<br>And he had reasons.</p><p>Miniver loved the days of old<br>When swords were bright and steeds were prancing;<br>The vision of a warrior bold<br>Would set him dancing.</p><p>Miniver sighed for what was not,<br>And dreamed, and rested from his labors;<br>He dreamed of Thebes and Camelot,<br>And Priam&#8217;s neighbors.</p><p>Miniver mourned the ripe renown<br>That made so many a name so fragrant;<br>He mourned Romance, now on the town,<br>And Art, a vagrant.</p><p>Miniver loved the Medici,<br>Albeit he had never seen one;<br>He would have sinned incessantly<br>Could he have been one.</p><p>Miniver cursed the commonplace<br>And eyed a khaki suit with loathing;<br>He missed the medi&#230;val grace<br>Of iron clothing.</p><p>Miniver scorned the gold he sought,<br>But sore annoyed was he without it;<br>Miniver thought, and thought, and thought,<br>And thought about it.</p><p>Miniver Cheevy, born too late,<br>Scratched his head and kept on thinking;<br>Miniver coughed, and called it fate,<br>And kept on drinking.</p></blockquote><p>Housekeeping: Someone named Jackson Hinkle is causing trouble in Iran. Apparently, he&#8217;s an influencer who took a trip to Tehran to shout &#8220;Down with USA&#8221; from stage at an IRGC approved rally. At least one Congressman has called for Hinkle&#8217;s arrest upon his return to America. If there is no arrest, keep an eye on these pages. Fonda laid groundwork. If Hinkle can go to another country we&#8217;re in military conflict with and cheer for our defeat, I think we might be able to do something about <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-ezra-pounds-hugh-selwyn">Ezra Pound&#8217;s</a> public image. Pound was guilty as hell. He got on Italian radio and cheered on Mussolini while saying all manner of bad things about the US. Times change. Aid and comfort doesn&#8217;t move the needle like it used to. There are legalities to check into. We aren&#8217;t in a declared war, for instance, but there are bombs bombing. Lawyers cost money. Maybe an exploratory Pro-Pound Go-Fund Me? Again, keep an eye on these pages.</p><p><span>[This entry is cross posted at </span><a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a><span>]</span></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thoughts on a Red Card]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nit pickers and rule pedants unite. This one&#8217;s for you. Our man wasn&#8217;t given his Miranda warning.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/thoughts-on-a-red-card</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/thoughts-on-a-red-card</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 13:32:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eEBY!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff4069a86-b9cc-4766-ae0f-831631abeec5_506x341.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!eEBY!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff4069a86-b9cc-4766-ae0f-831631abeec5_506x341.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div 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class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>Alexander Rodchenko, Pure Red Color, 1921, (cropped)</em></figcaption></figure></div><p>I&#8217;ve seen a flurry of tweets suggesting we&#8217;re on the precipice of sporting autocracy because no red card awarded in the World Cup had ever been overturned before yesterday. That&#8217;s not quite true. For starters, the upsetting violation of norms they&#8217;re referring to, the ruling on USMNT striker Folarin Balogun&#8217;s red from last Friday&#8217;s game against Bosnia Herzegovina, didn&#8217;t happen quite the way it&#8217;s being bandied as having done. The red card stands. The suspension is postponed until after the World Cup. Secondly, it&#8217;s not unprecedented. Manuel Francisco dos Santos, mononymed in the Brazilian tradition as Garrincha, was sent of in a 1962 semi-final against Chile but, after some testimony and cross examining of officials in an appeal, had his one game suspension commuted until after the tournament. This was not an inconsequential decision. Pele was sidelined early in the tournament. The additional loss of Garrincha, who won both player of the tournament and the Golden Boot for most goals, probably would have given the trophy to Czechoslovakia. But that was a while ago. The game has changed. Rules have changed.</p><p>Four players carded before the tournament have had their suspensions deferred or revoked so as not to coincide with this year&#8217;s World Cup. Argentina&#8217;s Nicolas Otamendi, Ecuador&#8217;s Moises Caicedo, and Qatar&#8217;s Tarek Salman were all set to miss one or two group games. After the bans were given, FIFA amended it&#8217;s rules. This doesn&#8217;t seem to be a case of FIFA acting on behalf of any one specific player. The organization wanted strong squads for their big to-do and these three were beneficiaries. Seperately, special intervention seems to have been made on Portugal&#8217;s Cristiano Ronaldo&#8217;s behalf. In qualifying he elbowed an Irishman in the face off-ball, got an immediate yellow, and after consulting replay, it was upgraded to a red. A later infractions board decided his offense was egregious enough to deserve a three game ban. In the end, he served a one game suspension in a warm up with Armenia and the other two hover over him to be forgiven assuming he plays nice during a probationary period. Fishy, but too much is made of Renaldo in relation to Balogun. None of the other suspensions quite parallel.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Balogun&#8217;s happened during the tournament. I like to think of the World Cup Finals as existing on its own. Injuries can&#8217;t be waved away so those creep in, but as can be controlled, everybody involved should start fresh and fully armed if we&#8217;re to decide the best national team in the world. Ban a guy for psychotic attacks or intentionally trying to break someone&#8217;s leg in the run up, but otherwise let all the teams come in with a clean sheet. The tournament should be decided by what happens in the course of the tournament. That should include consequences meted out to rule breakers. I don&#8217;t like the idea of postponing punishment for actions that affected the discrete outcome until after a champion is decided. Ledgers should be balanced, equilibrium maintained within the event.</p><p>The Balogun decision &#8220;has set a dangerous precedent,&#8221; according to <a href="https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49278521/nobody-benefits-fifa-letting-balogun-hook-not-even-usmnt">Mark Ogden</a>, ESPN&#8217;s Senior writer on World Cup and European soccer. &#8220;What happens if Lionel Messi or Kylian Mbapp&#233; receives a red card in the games to come? Will they also be given disciplinary immunity?&#8221; Since there is an appeals process of some sort in every league at every level, we know the answer. Were Ogden&#8217;s scenario to come, the player or team would appeal and those to whom they appeal would rule. There was a first appeal in the English Premier League, a first in the Bundesliga, and a first in Serie A. All three are still going concerns. It&#8217;s an oddity that anyone might think that only during their most celebrated and cherished extravaganza, FIFA would deny a mechanism to right mistakes.</p><p>This is why Mark Ogden gets the big bucks (I hope) and fancy title. FIFA does deny a mechanism to right mistakes. That surprised me. In the World Cup, there is no allowed post game reversal after a red card decision is given. There are, however, rules governing what a referee can look at during a game when reviewing a play to see if a red card should have been given.</p><p>There was no call on the Balogun foul at first. Either an on-field assistant or one of the VAR officials alerted the head referee to the incident. It&#8217;s in his discretion to review video. Here are the relevant parameters from the organization that codifies rules for FIFA, the International Football Association Board:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;The VAR can &#8216;check&#8217; the footage in normal speed and/or in slow motion but, in general, slow motion replays should only be used for facts, e.g. position of offence/player, point of contact for physical offences and handball, ball out of play (including goal/no goal); normal speed should be used for the &#8216;intensity&#8217; of an offence or to decide if it was a handball offence.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Ogden quotes former Premier League referee Andy Davies, &#8220;only slo-mo and still pictures were presented to the referee.&#8221; I have my assumptions, but I am not privy to why it was decided that stills and slow motion are allowed only as supporting evidence. I bet there were debates and deliberations. I&#8217;m certain the final decision was not arrived at without consideration. What we have with Balogun is a technical violation.</p><p>FIFA isn&#8217;t saying it wasn&#8217;t a foul. They have a procedure for reviewing and ruling missed calls on the field and in this case they used stills and videos despite that being prohibited under the circumstances. Nit pickers and rule pedants unite. This one&#8217;s for you. Our man wasn&#8217;t given his Miranda warning.</p><p>That should end it. We should be done with the matter, but Trump is involved. The charge exploding on X, and I&#8217;m sure elsewhere, is that Trump strong armed FIFA and now everything reeks of illegitimacy. It&#8217;s been reported that US officials say Trump called only to ask about the rules, why the US player was suspended, and that FIFA assured him the ruling was already under review. Reports from those covering FIFA have corroboration from that body. Immediately after last Friday&#8217;s game, FIFA said there would be no appeal so, this is but one reason on a long list, I don&#8217;t put much faith in what FIFA says. Besides, it&#8217;s what both sides have to say.</p><p>Trump may or may not have asked them to review the red card situation. There was definitely a conversation on the matter between him and FIFA head Gianni Infantino. But did Trump ask Infantino to take any action? Axios White House reporter Mark Caputo quotes one of his sources as saying &#8220;If Trump had put his thumb on the scale and achieved this result, he would have a field day bragging about it.&#8221; That&#8217;s certainly funny and probably true. If the only reason the matter was investigated was because of pressure from the White House, there&#8217;s a hell of a scandal brewing.</p><p>To my knowledge, no one is questioning that, as Davies is quoted as saying by Ogden, only stills and slow motion were shown to the referee and that it was stills and slow motion on which he relied to make the call. In the end, the post game FIFA appeal or review got it right. FIFA says it was in the process of reviewing the situation despite their earlier statement that there would be no appeal. I hope that&#8217;s true. If not, FIFA has a review process it ignored. Does it never review unless prompted? Does it only sometimes review? Worse case: did it review and do nothing?</p><p>That would be a scandal. That would mean bias against the US and/or who knows how many other nations. If FIFA was not in the process of review, I hope Trump said something. Had it been an English player wrongly suspended, would he have gotten reprieve? Kier isn&#8217;t lighting a fire under anyone. Not every nation has a leader uncooth enough to stick up for them. Saying the process was already under review knowing that the card was given in violation of process saves FIFA another black eye and avoids questions about bias against any particular team.</p><p>My fear is that this affects our game tonight. How will those referees react? No one likes to be overruled no matter that they were right or wrong or agree with the heirarchical organization structure they&#8217;re part of. Even though the crew tonight is not the same one that officiated last Friday, they&#8217;re referees. Is there solidarity among the ranks? I figure there are three possible mindsets tonight&#8217;s refs have: They put impartiality front and center to reassure fans and showcase the integrity of the game. They misappropriate that urge for impartiality and, though not on purpose, call unfairly against Belgium to show that they are not biased against the US because of the perceived comeuppance. They crucify the US and even if we get out of this we&#8217;re hobbled by vindictive yellows.</p><p>Game&#8217;s at 7:00. Here&#8217;s to hope.</p><p>***</p><p>As to whether a foul should have been called against Balogun in the first place? I don&#8217;t think so. Per Ogden, Davies thought the call was incorrect, too. Here&#8217;s the rule from IFAB:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Any player who lunges at an opponent in challenging for the ball from the front, from the side or from behind using one or both legs, with excessive force or endangers the safety of an opponent is guilty of serious foul play.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t think he lunged or challenged.</p><p>This guy has the video (click the tweet to get his full argument):</p><div class="twitter-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://x.com/markvalorian/status/2073883674869748128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\&quot;>July&quot;,&quot;full_text&quot;:&quot;A critical element that the \&quot;rulebook purists\&quot; arguing Balogun deserved a red card are conveniently overlooking:\n\nBALOGUN was the one who was challenged from behind.\n\nThe Bosnian player played *through* Balogun from behind and placed himself in the path of Balogun's natural step.&quot;,&quot;username&quot;:&quot;markvalorian&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Mark Valorian&quot;,&quot;profile_image_url&quot;:&quot;https://pbs.substack.com/profile_images/1852148857641066496/jEJ7hA6U_normal.jpg&quot;,&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-07-05T21:36:13.000Z&quot;,&quot;photos&quot;:[{&quot;img_url&quot;:&quot;https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YPoN!,w_1028,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:best,fl_progressive:steep/l_play_button_usfui2,w_88,e_colorize:0/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F__ss-rehost__tw-video-preview-13_2073168911999365120.jpg&quot;,&quot;link_url&quot;:&quot;https://t.co/5rkKY2yMr1&quot;}],&quot;quoted_tweet&quot;:{},&quot;reply_count&quot;:302,&quot;retweet_count&quot;:1063,&quot;like_count&quot;:6058,&quot;impression_count&quot;:552055,&quot;expanded_url&quot;:null,&quot;video_url&quot;:&quot;https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2073168911999365120/vid/avc1/1280x720/_WTdBRvPB5DJkPw2.mp4&quot;,&quot;video_preview_media_key&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true}" data-component-name="Twitter2ToDOM"></div><p></p><p></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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Hendecasyllabics]]></title><description><![CDATA[The hecadecasyllabic poet has to guide the reader through multiple changes in the roll of the language while making it seem natural.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-hendecasyllabics</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-hendecasyllabics</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 13:30:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Ghm2!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8a54de3b-dae3-4635-9d48-d90aacb612e0_2464x3248.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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I don&#8217;t guess many need POETS Day encouragement, but Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s the Semiquincentennial. How blessed are we as a nation that this falls on a weekend?</p><p>They pledged their Lives, their Fortunes, and their sacred Honor.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>Thomas Campion (1567-1620) tried to squish English poetry into Hellenic meter. He wasn&#8217;t alone. Spenser and Sir Philip Sidney eyed the same goal. The latter two gave it up for iambic pentameter. Campion beat onward in a doomed campaign.</p><p>Classical rhythms don&#8217;t work in English. Listen to a romance language speaker. They inherited cadence from the Romans, and they from the Greeks. Syllable to syllable, they&#8217;re even. For all the stereotypes about spicy Spaniards and hot Latin lovers, their pitch and speed may vary from sentence to sentence and god knows there are arms in motion, but the actual speech is flat, practically monotone. They have their accentual moments, but those are not the rule. They stretch syllables. There are drawn out and compact vowels, but not much happening on the Y axis. English is bouncy.</p><p>Homer&#8217;s dactylic hexameter can be mirrored by an English dactylic hexameter, but Robert Fitzgerald, he of the great <em>Iliad</em> and <em>Odyssey</em> translations, found it constraining. In order to match the feel of Ancient Greek verse he took liberties. Homer&#8217;s dactylic foot was a long syllable followed by two shorts. The English dactyl is composed of a stress followed by two unstressed. It mirrors the Greek in form but the substitution is imperfect. Fitzgerald opted for some dactyls and some iambs and aimed for five or six stresses per line.</p><p>Arthur Golding rendered Ovid&#8217;s quantitative verse in iambic pentameter. Rolfe Humphries did the same. Both threw in feminine endings: that last unstressed syllable making pentameter plus one. You&#8217;d think it harder to match a foreign meter when translating someone else&#8217;s work than when composing an original. Golding and Humphries were bound by an existing concept and narrative. If the original work was about butterflies in the grass, they couldn&#8217;t change it to yaks in the grass because yaks scanned better. You could do that if there was no parent text. Spenser probably thought that way, as probably did Sidney. Both threw in the towel and went Chaucer&#8217;s iambic way. Campion soldiered on, but his poems presented as quantitative still fall into English stressed verse. He claimed otherwise, but reading aloud shows them prone to the ups and downs of our Germanic influence.</p><p>Homer&#8217;s Epic Hexameter, also called or Heroic Hexameter, isn&#8217;t the only Classical meter. Catullus and Sappho often wrote in Phalaecian hendecasyllable. This is an eleven syllable line which, using &#8220;&#8211;&#8221; for long and &#8220;u&#8221; for short, follows the pattern &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; u u &#8211; u &#8211; u &#8211; u. The English version substitutes stressed for long and unstressed for short, in line with the treatment Epic received. Our poets consider hendecasyllable vexing; technically difficult.</p><p>Attempts at bending hendecasyllablic works to English yoke are less known than translations of the great epics of Greek and Roman literature, but pretty much everything is less known than the <em>Iliad</em> and the <em>Aeneid</em>. They do exist. One by <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-alfred-lord-tennyson">Alfred Lord Tennyson</a>, in what poet <a href="https://pshares.org/blog/meter/">Peter Kline</a> called a &#8220;virtuosic show-off and a rebuke of &#8216;indolent reviewers,&#8217;&#8221; may be the most famous offering.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Hendecasyllabics<br></strong><em>Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809-1892)</em></p><p>O you chorus of indolent reviewers,<br>Irresponsible, indolent reviewers,<br>Look, I come to the test, a tiny poem<br>All composed in a metre of Catullus,<br>All in quantity, careful of my motion,<br>Like the skater on ice that hardly bears him,<br>Lest I fall unawares before the people,<br>Waking laughter in indolent reviewers.<br>Should I flounder awhile without a tumble<br>Thro&#8217; this metrification of Catullus,<br>They should speak to me not without a welcome,<br>All that chorus of indolent reviewers.<br>Hard, hard, hard it is, only not to tumble,<br>So fantastical is the dainty meter.<br>Wherefore slight me not wholly, nor believe me<br>Too presumptuous, indolent reviewers.<br>O blatant Magazines, regard me rather&#8212;<br>Since I blush to belaud myself a moment&#8212;<br>As some rare little rose, a piece of inmost<br>Horticultural art, or half-coquette-like<br>Maiden, not to be greeted unbenignly.</p></blockquote><p>Mapping the line brings a question. Hendecasyllable, as described by the <a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/education/glossary/hendecasyllabic">Poetry Foundation</a>: &#8220;typically a spondee or trochee, a choriamb, and two iambs, the second of which has an additional syllable at the end.&#8221; Using the previous symbols but with &#8220;&#8211;&#8220; as stressed and &#8220;u&#8221; as unstressed, that means either [&#8211; &#8211;] or [&#8211; u] then [&#8211; u u &#8211;], [u &#8211;], [u &#8211;], and a stand alone [u]. This highlights a problem I have with diagramming, for lack of a better word, in metric feet. Why is there a choriamb?</p><p>I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;Why is there a choriamb in this line?&#8221; I mean &#8220;Why does a choriamb exist?&#8221; Instead of a single foot of [&#8211; u u &#8211;], why don&#8217;t we have two feet: a trochee [&#8211; u] and an iamb [u &#8211;]. It&#8217;s not uncommon for trochees to precede iambs. It&#8217;s an accepted practice to begin a traditional iambic pentameter sonnet with a trochee as the first foot and then complete the line with four iambs. No one&#8212;no one I&#8217;ve read&#8212;says such a sonnet begins with a choriamb followed by three iambic feet for a tetrameter line in an otherwise pentameter poem.</p><p>Hendecasyllablic reflects a syllable count, so foot number doesn&#8217;t matter in the above. But in a hypothetical, when one person says a line begins with an amphibranch [u &#8211; u] followed by an iamb [u &#8211;] another will correct by calling it an iamb [u &#8211;] followed by and anapest [u u &#8211;]. It&#8217;s u &#8211; u u &#8211; no matter how you parse it. This shouldn&#8217;t matter, but I find myself trying to divine patterns where there are none and see one person being dismissive of another&#8217;s scan when both are right. It should be a loose diagnostic, but there&#8217;s no reason to introduce unecessaries that confuse. When fringe subjectivity is already baked in, a chimera like the choriamb muddies. Ditch it. The metric foot system works; it just needs tidying. Forgive the frustrated diversion.</p><p>Towards that tidiness I was very happy on finding a description of Phalaecian hendecasyllable as an eleven syllable line with stresses on syllables 1, 4, 6, 8, and 10. It&#8217;s a simpler and more elegant explanation that doesn&#8217;t glue feet together for no reason. I was less happy when I realized that the Poetry Foundation stressed syllables 2 and 3 and left 4 unstressed. The very delicate and technically demanding was looking to be pretty flexible. That there are variations and disagreements about early stresses doesn&#8217;t make it less problematic; so I&#8217;m told and tempted to believe given the esteem in which successful examples in English are given. But, still.</p><p>It gets lost in his grandfatherly plain spokenness, but <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-robert-frost">Robert Frost</a> was a formidable craftsman. He played on sentiment and that&#8217;s what the public latched onto, but he was a student and innovator of form. Below is his go at hendecasyllablic poetry. It&#8217;s superficially a poem about searching for truth, but he knew his Tennyson. The first line&#8217;s reference to &#8220;Others&#8221; who &#8220;taunt&#8221; echos Tennyson&#8217;s indolent reviewers. He&#8217;s doing a little showing off himself.</p><blockquote><p><strong>For Once, Then, Something</strong><br><em>Robert Frost (1874-1963)</em></p><p>Others taunt me with having knelt at well-curbs<br>Always wrong to the light, so never seeing<br>Deeper down in the well than where the water<br>Gives me back in a shining surface picture<br>Me myself in the summer heaven godlike<br>Looking out of a wreath of fern and cloud puffs.<br><em>Once</em>, when trying with chin against a well-curb,<br>I discerned, as I thought, beyond the picture,<br>Through the picture, a something white, uncertain,<br>Something more of the depths&#8212;and then I lost it.<br>Water came to rebuke the too clear water.<br>One drop fell from a fern, and lo, a ripple<br>Shook whatever it was lay there at bottom,<br>Blurred it, blotted it out. What was that whiteness?<br>Truth? A pebble of quartz? For once, then, something.</p></blockquote><p>In English, we naturally speak in iambs. We say &#8220;the HOUSE&#8221; with stress on the second syllable. We speak in trochee, too, though not as often. &#8220;THE house&#8221; stresses the first syllable and implies specificity. Poets want to guide us through a rhythm, but we&#8217;re habitual. Start us on iambs and we&#8217;ll carry on. Start us on trochees, and we may pause, revert to iambs, or carry on. In either case, once you&#8217;re in the middle of a rise and fall accentually we&#8217;re lost in troughs and crests and don&#8217;t care where we started so long as we keep on as we&#8217;re going. The hecadecasyllabic poet has to guide the reader through multiple changes in the roll of the language while making it seem natural.</p><p>It&#8217;s easy to fall into trochees all the way or try and &#8220;cheat&#8221; by starting with a preposition to take stress over its two word subject. Frost avoids pitfalls and easy ways all the while taunting his critics who say he has no depth. It&#8217;s a poem about looking deeper for something that may or may not be there. &#8220;Maybe you&#8217;re right, maybe you missed it, maybe you&#8217;re not as worldly as you think you are,&#8221; he implies and ends the poem on a relativistic note about truth. There&#8217;s no doubting his other message.</p><p>It&#8217;s an attractive pattern because many great works, continental as well as classical, are written in the style.</p><p>This is the meter of Dante&#8217;s <em>Divine Comedy</em>, usually translated in English as blank verse or iambic pentameter with or without terza rima. It&#8217;s the meter of <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-some-sonnets-with-14-lines">Petrarch</a>. Like Dante, his work is almost exclusively iambic pentameter in English. The other Dante, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-comparing-apples-and-rossettis">Dante Gabrielle Rossetti</a>, similarly treated the hendecasyllables of Calvalcanti. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-ezra-pounds-hugh-selwyn">Pound</a> rendered Cavalcanti in free verse, maybe governed by the same philosophy as obtained when he translated <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-li-bai-ernest-fenollosa">Li Bai</a> from Chinese: that where there is no workable equivalent, re-imagine the work in available terms as best match the spirit of the original. Pound did try his hand at the classic pattern in his own <em>Canzones, </em>loosely blending free verse and hendecasyllabic in a way makes me think I should have written <em>loosely</em> instead. Over and over, when presented with hendecasyllablic, our poets demur.</p><p>My favorite English example comes from <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-algernon-swinburne-and">Swinburne</a>. There&#8217;s no hint beyond the title that he&#8217;s showing off though I think his is more perfect than either of the above. Read aloud, it works both inflected and in a wistful monotone. It shouldn&#8217;t surprise. Swinburne was known as a masochist. I imagine meticulous suffering over a difficult poetic task was right up his alley.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Hendecasyllabics</strong><br><em>Algernon Charles Swinburne (1837-1909)</em></p><p>In the month of the long decline of roses<br>I, beholding the summer dead before me,<br>Set my face to the sea and journeyed silent,<br>Gazing eagerly where above the sea-mark<br>Flame as fierce as the fervid eyes of lions<br>Half divided the eyelids of the sunset;<br>Till I heard as it were a noise of waters<br>Moving tremulous under feet of angels<br>Multitudinous, out of all the heavens;<br>Knew the fluttering wind, the fluttered foliage,<br>Shaken fitfully, full of sound and shadow;<br>And saw, trodden upon by noiseless angels,<br>Long mysterious reaches fed with moonlight,<br>Sweet sad straits in a soft subsiding channel,<br>Blown about by the lips of winds I knew not,<br>Winds not born in the north nor any quarter,<br>Winds not warm with the south nor any sunshine;<br>Heard between them a voice of exultation,<br>&#8220;Lo, the summer is dead, the sun is faded,<br>Even like as a leaf the year is withered,<br>All the fruits of the day from all her branches<br>Gathered, neither is any left to gather.<br>All the flowers are dead, the tender blossoms,<br>All are taken away; the season wasted,<br>Like an ember among the fallen ashes.<br>Now with light of the winter days, with moonlight,<br>Light of snow, and the bitter light of hoarfrost,<br>We bring flowers that fade not after autumn,<br>Pale white chaplets and crowns of latter seasons,<br>Fair false leaves (but the summer leaves were falser),<br>Woven under the eyes of stars and planets<br>When low light was upon the windy reaches<br>Where the flower of foam was blown, a lily<br>Dropt among the sonorous fruitless furrows<br>And green fields of the sea that make no pasture:<br>Since the winter begins, the weeping winter,<br>All whose flowers are tears, and round his temples<br>Iron blossom of frost is bound for ever.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p><span>[This entry is cross posted at </span><a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a><span>]</span></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why ‘Soccer’ Is British, Not American – And Why Americans Should Keep Using It]]></title><description><![CDATA[The global push for &#8216;football&#8217; is newer than you think &#8212; and Americans are preserving the original name.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/why-soccer-is-british-not-american</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/why-soccer-is-british-not-american</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 15:28:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">USMNT at the 1930 FIFA World Cup</figcaption></figure></div><p>Americans get a lot of flak for calling the World Cup game soccer. Jabs come for a variety of reasons. A nearly forgotten charge implied arrogance: how dare we abrogate the name &#8220;football&#8221; for our domestic favorite when there are so many other games&#8212;rugby, Australian Rules, soccer, Gaelic&#8212;under the umbrella. That one never landed. We call ourselves Americans at Mexican and Canadian expense so we aren&#8217;t about to get the vapors over a ball game. Now the world calls soccer &#8220;football&#8221; so that one&#8217;s more or less forgotten.</p><p>An odd new front paints &#8220;soccer,&#8221; our preferred term, as an Americanism; as an abomination spread by Yanks and maintained despite an otherwise global conformation to &#8220;football.&#8221; The claim that everybody else is down with &#8220;football&#8221; is specious, but put that aside. This one doesn&#8217;t land either. We&#8217;re the only ones measuring by an inch arbitrarily defined as roughly the length of three barley grains rather than using the scientific metric measurements which arbitrarily define a meter as one ten millionth of the distance from the pole to the midway point of the planet we happen to be on which only coincidentally approximates the comfortable yard. But put that aside, too. &#8220;Soccer&#8221; was the preferred English term until pretty recently.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>The shift came mid 1970s, smack in the worst of crumbling empire malaise and right before their Thatcher pick-me-up. There wasn&#8217;t a whole lot of cultural confidence over there. England was a mess. John moved to New York, Paul to Scotland, and Ringo split time between London and LA. Only George, the quiet one, remained reliably in England. Like George, the English found themselves suddenly not on top of the world. Best blend in and keep their collective head down, avoid making waves, and if the continent says football, do what&#8217;s needed to fit in.</p><p>To be clear, &#8220;soccer&#8221; is an English invention, both game and word. Bobby Charleton, who slew a dragon for Manchester United and was the hero of England&#8217;s 1966 World Cup Winning &#8220;side,&#8221; titled his first memoir <em>My Soccer Life</em> and nobody batted an eye. This wasn&#8217;t a <em>Sorcerer&#8217;s Stone</em> concession to the American audience. There wasn&#8217;t <em>My Football Life </em>on one side of the Atlantic and <em>Soccer </em>on the other. As I&#8217;m writing, there&#8217;s a first edition copy of Pelham Books London release in decent condition available <a href="https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226500650043">for &#163;25 on eBay</a>.</p><p>For all the scholastic magistry and Evelyn Waugh mystique Oxford University has amassed since Henry II hinted that University of Paris expats should come home, goofy students are goofy students the world over. For reasons that have nothing to do with being poncy, faddish aspiring scholars went through a phase in the late 1800s where they dropped a final syllable and tacked on an &#8220;-er&#8221; in its place. The trend turned Rugby Football into &#8220;ruggers.&#8221; There&#8217;s a colonial remnant of the fashion floating around college campuses in the US. If you&#8217;ve ever called a keg party a &#8220;kegger,&#8221; you&#8217;re among the afflicted and part of the great link tying scion Lords chasing a second with Iowa State marketing majors playing beer pong at the Sigma Nu house.</p><p>English public school sports clubs got together and codified a set of football rules for competition. That set of rules came to be known as Association Football until the Oxford kids got hold, shortened &#8220;Association&#8221; to &#8220;socc&#8221; and did the &#8220;-er&#8221; trick. There&#8217;s a story, maybe apocryphal, that an Oxford student and captain of the English national team, Charles Wreford-Brown (who&#8217;s Wikipedia page features a starch collared photograph of the man suited for the cover of a box of licorice cough drops), coined the word. I&#8217;ve read that some early pronunciations hilariously kept association&#8217;s sibilance and said it as &#8220;sosser.&#8221; I like to think a Latin teaching tradition put a stop to that.</p><p>Any assault on American usage of &#8220;soccer&#8221; has to reckon with Americans&#8217; use of &#8220;football.&#8221; The word already means something here so that meaning has to be ridiculed and stripped to make way if the colonizing English are going to have us fall in line. The thrust of the attack is that in our football, the foot barely makes contact with the ball. &#8220;More like handball!&#8221; or some such refrain. That kinda works on Americans because our class divisions were never institutionalized in a sumptuary tradition. We&#8217;re not on the lookout for that kind of thing. I don&#8217;t know why the British buy it.</p><p>Before ruffly collars made the scene, the rich and landed jousted and played something akin to polo. If you couldn&#8217;t afford to join the horsey set, you played your games on foot. We came to call sports you play on horseback &#8220;equestrian.&#8221; We came to call sports you play on foot &#8220;football.&#8221; So goes the tradition. Rich people played running games too and no one calls tennis football. There are exceptions, but the general meaning was formed and it had nothing whatsoever to do with what body part strikes a ball. It&#8217;s about locomotion. Proto-sociologist Frederick Morton Eden (famed author of 1797&#8217;s 700 page smash hit <em>The State of the </em>Poor) wrote in the 1820s about a chaotic Perthshire game pitting married men against bachelors. He observed tackling, running with the ball, and throwing the ball to one another. The goal was to &#8220;hang&#8221; the ball, which meant putting it through a hoop. The one rule he specified was that &#8220;no person was allowed to kick it.&#8221; They called the game football. That&#8217;s because they played on foot.</p><p>There&#8217;s no etymology written by anyone without chip grease on their drunken fingers putting &#8220;soccer&#8221;&#8217;s origins anywhere beyond the Pale, though efforts at banishing the word are underway right at the line. Ireland&#8217;s governing soccer body is called the Football Association of Ireland, but Gaelic football is more popular. &#8220;Soccer&#8221; was and, though dwindling, is the common term for&#8230; soccer on the Emerald Isle. Australia changed its governing body&#8217;s name, swapping &#8220;soccer&#8221; for &#8220;football,&#8221; in 2005. New Zealand followed suit in 2006. That&#8217;s officialdom. The people are recalcitrant. The march toward &#8220;football&#8221; is underway, but where is the English outrage at all the other nations who do or mostly do as we do? Why aren&#8217;t they mad at Canada, Australia, Pakistan, Ireland, New Zealand, Nigeria, South Africa, or Japan? Why is it just this game? They don&#8217;t get mad when I say &#8220;trunk&#8221; instead of &#8220;boot.&#8221; Steve Martin pointed out that the damned French have a different word for everything. Why aren&#8217;t the British getting arrested for Tweeting mean things about the French?</p><p>British folks and Americans familiar with mustache wax get upset because we call the Brits&#8217; favored football variant &#8220;soccer.&#8221; That was their way right up until the end of the Apollo program. Our way has always been to call our most popular domestic football variant by the umbrella term &#8220;football&#8221; and to hell with all the rest in the category. We carry on the British tradition of referring to Association Football as Soccer. We keep the flame that they have abandoned in favor of the American way. It&#8217;s cultural appropriation: calling your most popular domestic football variant by the categorical term instead of by its specific name is our thing. &#8220;Soccer&#8221; is British. It&#8217;s &#8220;Football&#8221; that&#8217;s the Americanism.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[POETS Day! Sir Philip Sidney Didn’t Get the Girl]]></title><description><![CDATA[The entirety&#8212;the pairing, the arrangement, the dysentery&#8212;was beyond his control. Had he been immediately smitten, things would have ended the same way.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-sir-philip-sidney-didnt</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-sir-philip-sidney-didnt</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 13:31:26 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iDBd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4684e6cc-5e74-4458-b431-1728dee69bb8_2464x3424.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iDBd!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4684e6cc-5e74-4458-b431-1728dee69bb8_2464x3424.jpeg" 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Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>In a 1579 letter from Edmund Spenser to Gabriel Harvey, Spenser brings up an organization he&#8217;d been invited to join by &#8220;Master Sidney and Master Dyer.&#8221; The Masters were Sir Philip Sidney and Edward Dyer, a pair of Elizabethan courtiers who acted as agents and soldiers abroad for Her Majesty. Sidney, at least, would be shocked that he&#8217;s remembered as a poet rather than envoy or governor. The organization was called The Areopagus, and it&#8217;s fairer to call it the proposed organization as it&#8217;s not known whether it ever made it past planning. No meetings are recorded.</p><p>Sydney may have been inspired in conceiving his literary club by the Wilton Circle, a literary circle of which Spenser is confirmed to have been a member, founded and led by Philip&#8217;s sister Mary Sydney and run by <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-sir-walter-ralegh">Sir Walter Ralegh</a>&#8217;s half brother (possibly Humphrey Gilbert, though I haven&#8217;t found a site willing to lift whomever out of Ralegh&#8217;s shadow with more than &#8220;half-brother.&#8221;) The Wilton Circle is described by the Shakespearean Authorship Trust as &#8220;the most important and influential literary circle in English history.&#8221; The Authorship Trust&#8217;s mission, depending on your disposition, is &#8220;just asking questions&#8221; regarding the authorship of plays ascribed to William Shakespeare, or a they&#8217;re bunch of conspiracy nuts on a snipe hunt. It&#8217;s also possible that Mary&#8217;s Wilton Circle postdated Sydney&#8217;s idea for the Areopagus. I can&#8217;t find minutes.</p><p>In either cases, poet&#8217;s circles abounded in the minds of Sidneys. Philip&#8217;s goal was to advance quantitative verse in English poetry. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-elizabethan-carpentry">Thomas Campion</a> (1567-1620) was playing around with the same thing at the time so he wasn&#8217;t a lone voice in the woods. It&#8217;s an awkward ask of our stress filled language, but the quantitative poets wanted poetic feet measured in syllable length reliant on long and short vowel sounds. Admiration for classical poetry in Latin and Greek fueled their attempts.</p><p>I like to think there was an Areopagus with an assembly but the focus is on Sydney and Spenser at the table. In my head there&#8217;s impassioned debate with leather bound books laid open, quills and ink pots set at each place like dinnerware, anachronistic scrolls for some reason, and everyone&#8217;s wearing heavy clothes and drinks red wine from metal cups. Late into the night and early into the morning they press this form and that until they in the end ashamed and humbled, yell &#8220;To hell with it!&#8221;, throw away the quantitative verse scheme and get on as we know they did: Spenser amazes with decidedly non-quantitative iambic pentameter in <em>The Faerie Queene</em> and his Spenserean stanza, and Sydney develops the English sonnet, taking from <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-some-sonnets-with-14-lines">Petrarch</a> and the Italians. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-talkin-chaucer-at-the-godsibbing">Chaucer</a> set the iambic course, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-kit-marlowe-v-sir-walter">Marlowe</a>, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-shakespearean-sonnet">Shakespeare</a> (&#8220;Not so fast!&#8221; say the Authorship Trust), and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-john-milton-edition">Milton</a> cemented iambic pentameter in the English tradition. Spenser and Sidney were its midwives at a time when direction was uncertain. No matter what their quantitative sympathies, both men did the honorable thing in the end. Pace Campion: Thank you, gentlemen.</p><p>Sydney&#8217;s poetry was passed around for friendly or courtly enjoyment. He never published in his lifetime. His sister, Mary of the verifiable circle, gathered and edited his poetry after his death. His great work is a series of one hundred and eight sonnets called <em>Astrophil and Stella </em>(sometimes spelled <em>Astrophel and Stella</em>) written to Lady Warwick, Penelope Rich, nee Devereux. A marriage was planned between twelve-year-old Penelope and twenty-year-old Philip. There was a lot of planning and hopes as both families saw benefits from the union but before nuptials were performed Sidney&#8217;s prospective father-in-law Walter Devereux died of dysentery. The arrangement fell to the side. By reports, Philip didn&#8217;t mind. He understood the dynastic nature of the pairing and she was just a kid he had nothing in common with. He married Frances Walsingham, Countess of Clanricarde (who would marry a Devereux after Sydney died.) Penelope married Robert Rich, 1<sup>st</sup> Earl of Warwick. Over the years and subsequent meetings, he fell in love with her. She wasn&#8217;t a kid anymore.</p><p>Philip was a celebrated courtier and history tells he took to heart all the virtues extolled by such. There&#8217;s a mention in the series of a stolen kiss, but that may be wish casting. He stayed true to his wife and she to her husband, though it&#8217;s said she was miserable. The sonnets are a great pining; one of poetry&#8217;s celebrated could have beens.</p><blockquote><p><strong>I<br></strong><em>Sir Philip Sidney (1554-1586)</em></p><p>Loving in truth, and fain in verse my love to show,<br>That she, dear she, might take some pleasure of my pain,&#8212;<br>Pleasure might cause her read, reading might make her know,<br>Knowledge might pity win, and pity grace obtain,&#8212;<br>I sought fit words to paint the blackest face of woe;<br>Studying inventions fine her wits to entertain,<br>Oft turning others&#8217; leaves, to see if thence would flow<br>Some fresh and fruitful showers upon my sunburn&#8217;d brain.<br>But words came halting forth, wanting invention&#8217;s stay;<br>Invention, Nature&#8217;s child, fled step-dame Study&#8217;s blows;<br>And others&#8217; feet still seem&#8217;d but strangers in my way.<br>Thus great with child to speak and helpless in my throes,<br>Biting my truant pen, beating myself for spite,<br>&#8220;Fool,&#8221; said my Muse to me, &#8220;look in thy heart, and write.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>The second sonnet is the saddest to me. In explaining, he rebukes himself. The entirety&#8212;the pairing, the arrangement, the dysentery&#8212;was beyond his control. Had he been immediately smitten, things would have ended the same way. He didn&#8217;t see her as he should have. She was revealed gradually.</p><blockquote><p><strong>II</strong></p><p>Not at first sight, nor with a dribb&#232;d shot,<br>Love gave the wound which while I breathe will bleed:<br>But known worth did in mine of time proceed,<br>Till by degrees it had full conquest got.<br>I saw, and liked; I liked, but lov&#232;d not;<br>I loved, but straight did not what love decreed:<br>At length to love&#8217;s decrees I, forced, agreed,<br>Yet with repining at so partial lot.<br>Now even that footstep of lost liberty<br>Is gone, and now like slave-born Muscovite<br>I call it praise to suffer tyranny;<br>And now employ the remnant of my wit<br>To make myself believe that all is well,<br>While with a feeling skill I paint my hell.</p></blockquote><p>Was there ever a good time to be from Moscow? Was there a Golden Age?</p><p>Queen Elizabeth appointed Sidney Governor of Flushing, a harbor town in Zeeland, where he was to support Dutch Protestants against the Spanish. He was shot during a cavalry charge in the Battle of Zutphen. I can&#8217;t tell if he ordered the charge or not. He held the rank General of the Horse, which sounds lofty and in charge, but there may have been loftier personages present. The shot itself wasn&#8217;t deadly; he took a ball to the leg. Twenty-six days later, he succumbed to gangrene and died at the age of thirty-one.</p><p>His funeral procession through London was &#8220;the most elaborate ever staged,&#8221; according to Wikipedia. Over one hundred and twenty members of the Worshipful Company of Grocers were in attendance. Reading that sent me down a rabbit-hole, but I&#8217;ve emerged knowing the importance of royally-chartered livery companies and that a courtier such as Sidney was greatly honored to have been in membership.</p><p>After &#8220;the most elaborate ever staged,&#8221; Wikipedia mentions that the funeral almost bankrupted his father-in-law. That doesn&#8217;t sound like a sudden outpouring of emotion by the populace. There are also stories about his death that strike a skeptic: His leg was unarmored where he was shot because he spotted a soldier under him without that specific piece of armor and gave his so his inferior was better protected. What bad luck? Another hagiographic stretch has a dying Philip refusing water because another wounded man needs it more. Because that was it. The one canteen in camp.</p><p>They built him up a little.</p><blockquote><p><strong>XLVII</strong></p><p>What, have I thus betrayed my liberty?<br>Can those black beams such burning marks engrave<br>In my free side? or am I born a slave,<br>Whose neck becomes such yoke of tyranny?<br>Or want I sense to feel my misery?<br>Or sprite, disdain of such disdain to have?<br>Who for long faith, though daily help I crave,<br>May get no alms but scorn of beggary.<br>Virtue, awake! Beauty but beauty is;<br>I may, I must, I can, I will, I do<br>Leave following that which it is gain to miss.<br>Let her go. Soft, but here she comes. Go to,<br>Unkind, I love you not! O me, that eye<br>Doth make my heart give to my tongue the lie!</p></blockquote><p>&#8220;Soft, but here she comes,&#8221; predates Shakespeare&#8217;s (&#8220;Ahem!&#8221; &#8211; TSAT) <em>Romeo and Juliet</em>&#8217;s &#8220;But soft, What light by yonder window breaks?&#8221; <em>Astrophil</em> was probably written in the early 1580s, and obviously before 1586 (unless there&#8217;s a Sidney&#8217;s Authorship Trust out there that would like to chime in.) No matter, Mary published her brother&#8217;s work in 1591. <em>Romeo and Juliet</em> was probably written between 1591 and 1595. &#8220;Soft&#8221; may have been a common &#8220;hush.&#8221; Still, we know Shakespeare read Sidney. Maybe he inspired one of the most famous lines in drama.</p><p>Back to building up Sidney: He didn&#8217;t need building up. From age eighteen he was an agent and advisor to the Queen. He fell in and out of favor, but that was the case with everyone Elizabeth noticed. One story in particular demonstrates his nobility.</p><p>William I of Orange met with Sidney to discuss the possibility of a Protestant League. Sidney more than impressed the Prince. William offered his daughter&#8217;s hand. Holland and Zeeland were the offered dowry. He wouldn&#8217;t be monarchy, but the courtier would have his own court, if minor league. He felt the move would be an affront to Elizabeth. I&#8217;m sure justified fear of the Queen&#8217;s wrath played a part in his decision to refuse, but offered a kingdom, he deferred to his oath. He was an impressive guy.</p><p>Next is the last poem of the series.</p><blockquote><p><strong>CVIII</strong></p><p>When sorrow (using mine own fire&#8217;s might)<br>Melts down his lead into my boiling breast;<br>Through that dark furnace to my heart oppressed<br>There shines a joy from thee, my only light;<br>But soon as thought of thee breeds my delight,<br>And my young soul flutters to thee his nest,<br>Most rude despair, my daily unbidden guest,<br>Clips straight my wings, straight wraps me in his night,<br>And makes me then bow down my head and say,<br>&#8220;Ah, what doth Phoebus&#8217; gold that wretch avail<br>Whom iron doors do keep from use of day?&#8221;<br>So strangely (alas) thy works in me prevail,<br>That in my woes for thee thou art my joy,<br>And in my joys for thee my only annoy.</p></blockquote><p>Mary reportedly exercised a light hand editing and it&#8217;s assumed that the sequence is in an order determined by Philip. CVIII has the feel of a poem written to be the finale. There&#8217;s nothing wrong with it. It&#8217;s a fine poem. I feel like he mustered emotion; it weighed on him how to end just so. I like CVI. I wish he&#8217;d ended there, winding down.</p><blockquote><p><strong>CVI</strong></p><p>O absent presence, Stella is not here;<br>False flattering hope, that with so fair a face<br>Bare me in hand, that in this orphan place<br>Stella, I say my Stella, should appear.<br>What say&#8217;st thou now? Where is that dainty cheer<br>Thou told&#8217;st mine eyes should help their famished case?<br>But thou art gone, now that self-felt disgrace<br>Doth make me most to wish thy comfort near.<br>But here I do store of fair ladies meet,<br>Who may with charm of conversation sweet<br>Make in my heavy mould new thoughts to grow:<br>Sure they prevail as much with me, as he<br>That bade his friend, but then new maimed, to be<br>Merry with him, and not think of his woe.</p></blockquote><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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Poems from Wallace Stevens’s Harmonium]]></title><description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s famously hard to decipher, threads his poems with an idiosyncratic symbolism and teases those who tried to put together a key, and prizes sound and fluidity over communication.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-poems-from-wallace-stevenss</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-poems-from-wallace-stevenss</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 13:31:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zglc!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F55263c7f-bea0-4841-9b14-e7ee1744b777_2064x2976.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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Illustration by Rene Sears</figcaption></figure></div><p>TGIF is POETS for those without initiative. Make it happen. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>Wallace Stevens started late. His first poetry collection held an impressive, by debut poetry collection standards, eighty five titles, but when the book, <em><a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/78743/pg78743-images.html">Harmonium</a></em>, was published in 1923, its author was in his early forties. He&#8217;d had time to backlog.</p><p>I covered Stevens&#8217;s morning routine&#8212;composing in his head as he walked to his office at Hartford Accident and Indemnity Company&#8212;<a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-wallace-stevens">in this space</a> three years ago. In <em>Harmonium</em>, he wrestles with how he should see the world. Should he be grounded in the rational or loose in the imagination? The question is posed piecemeal and never resolved.</p><p>I remember when Donna Tartt&#8217;s<em> A Secret History</em> came out. My mother&#8217;s kitchen table review was that it&#8217;s a great book, but she put all she&#8217;s ever learned and considered into it and she won&#8217;t have anything else to say for five to ten years. That was in 1992. Tartt&#8217;s second book came out in 2002. Stevens spends a great deal of energy trying to sort himself. He wrote sparingly through the 20s, not writing regularly again until 1933 and not publishing another bound volume until <em>Ideas of Order</em> in 1936. <em>Harmonium</em> received harsh reviews. Mark Van Doren dismissed him from the genre by writing in <em>The Nation</em>, per Wikipedia, that Stevens&#8217; wit &#8220;is tentative, perverse, and superfine; and it will never be popular.&#8221; There were nice things written too, but the negatives weighed on him. Maybe he, like Tartt in Mom&#8217;s pinning, spent his store. Maybe the critics brushed him back. Maybe he had to reconcile vers libre with actuary tables.</p><p>Reception wasn&#8217;t all bad. Van Doren was an influential guy, but I&#8217;d trade three of his rookies for one of <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-harriet-monroe">Harriet Monroe</a>&#8217;s base cards. Her approval was paramount. In the incunabular days of <em>Poetry</em>, she wrote, per Wikipedia:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;[T]here was never a more flavorously original poetic personality than the author of this book. If one seeks sheer beauty of sound, phrase, rhythm, packed with prismatically colored ideas by a mind at once wise and whimsical, one should open one&#8217;s eyes and ears, sharpen one&#8217;s wits, widen one&#8217;s sympathies to include rare and exquisite aspects of life, and then run for this volume of iridescent poems.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>That should have buoyed him. He should have also been inured to charges of nonsense. He&#8217;s famously hard to decipher, threads his poems with an idiosyncratic symbolism and teases those who tried to put together a key, and prizes sound and fluidity over communication. He knew he was being problematic.</p><p>Edmund Wilson wrote of Stevens, &#8220;Even when you do not know what he is saying, you know that he is saying it well.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know that readers of this first book came so disposed to indulge though he certainly earned trust over a career. Stevens kept his notebook scribblings. Some of those aphorisms and begun thoughts were published as the section &#8220;Adagia&#8221; in the posthumous collection <em>Open Posthumous</em> in 1957. Among them: &#8220;Poetry must resist the intelligence almost successfully,&#8221; and &#8220;A poem need not have a meaning and like most things in nature often does not have.&#8221;</p><p>That should be liberating; license to read for the joy of sound. He mocks the code breakers&#8217; claims that in his poetry blue signals imagination and red reality, but then right there on the pages, repeated for all to see, is blue heralding imagination and red meaning reality. Instead of liberation, we get humility. Approach the poems knowing something is meant, but not necessarily something comprehensible. Most have straightforward elements while hinting there is more. Is there? Sometimes yes. I think. Maybe always. Have fun with it.</p><blockquote><p><strong>The Plot against the Giant<br></strong><em>Wallace Stevens (1879-1955)</em></p><p><em>First Girl</em></p><p>When this yokel comes maundering,<br>Whetting his hacker, I shall run before him,<br>Diffusing the civilest odors<br>Out of geraniums and unsmelled flowers.<br>It will check him.</p><p><em>Second Girl</em></p><p>I shall run before him,<br>Arching cloths besprinkled with colors<br>As small as fish-eggs.<br>The threads<br>Will abash him.</p><p><em>Third Girl</em></p><p>Oh, la &#8230; le pauvre!<br>I shall run before him,<br>With a curious puffing.<br>He will bend his ear then.<br>I shall whisper<br>Heavenly labials in a world of gutturals.<br>It will undo him.</p></blockquote><p>There is everything innocent about the above poem, but if you were ever a middle school boy, you&#8217;ve already giggled at three women trading plans to bring down something large. Read that Stevens hid erotic meaning in some of his poems&#8212;&#8220;never inadvertently crude,&#8221; his friend <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-marianne-moore">Marianne Moore</a> wrote of him, leaving me to wonder if she meant he was occasionally advertently crude&#8212;and know that sometimes his poems are just a cigar, and you&#8217;re left wondering who&#8217;s the dirty one? Is it the poet? Am I being puerile? Get to the line with &#8220;labials&#8221; and &#8220;gutturals&#8221; and I&#8217;m off the rails. I&#8217;m not imagining things. The nuns can&#8217;t have been right.</p><p>&#8220;The Place of Solitaires&#8221; is safely said to be about the aims of Stevens&#8217;s idealized poet. He&#8217;s to stir the imagination. He tells us this without reference to blue, which has to infuriate the code breakers. Green, which is mentioned, purportedly means &#8220;the physical.&#8221; No matter the color scheme, he prizes motion. Ideas don&#8217;t stand still. If my reading is correct, the poet&#8217;s goal is better served conveying images and concepts in transition to give a sense of the whole rather than trying to render a moment in precision. A poem is not a photograph and requires a mindset to compose.</p><blockquote><p><strong>The Place of the Solitaires</strong></p><p>Let the place of the solitaires<br>Be a place of perpetual undulation.</p><p>Whether it be in mid-sea<br>On the dark, green water-wheel,<br>Or on the beaches,<br>There must be no cessation<br>Of motion, or of the noise of motion,<br>The renewal of noise<br>And manifold continuation;</p><p>And, most, of the motion of thought<br>And its restless iteration,</p><p>In the place of the solitaires,<br>Which is to be a place of perpetual undulation.</p></blockquote><p>There&#8217;s a longer poem, broken into six Roman numeralled parts, called &#8220;The Comedian as the Letter C,&#8221; in the middle of <em>Harmonium</em>. It&#8217;s about Crispin, a poet searching for his place. He starts in Bordeaux, travels to the Yucatan, Florida, and ends up in North Carolina. In the early 1900s there was a school of poetry known as Local Color. Stevens wasn&#8217;t much of a fan. Locality Writers felt it was important to tie themselves to a region. It wasn&#8217;t just poets. William Faulkner is a prime example. &#8220;Comedian&#8221; is the poet rejecting that he&#8217;s tied to his place and in his travels, finding that there isn&#8217;t <em>a </em>place. At the same time, he considers his figurative place as a member of society. There are obvious parallels between Crispin and Stevens, the poet and insurance man. He lives in the imagination and in reality. To which, if either, does he belong?</p><p>He doesn&#8217;t satisfy himself with an answer, but claims advantages to not knowing. He&#8217;s not lost in the imagination or bound to reality. He can exist in either and see both from an outside perspective.</p><blockquote><p>It purified. It made him see how much<br>Of what he saw he never saw at all.</p></blockquote><p>Romantic notions can grow stale, but he was in and out. There were no Pevensies yet to compare himself to, but withdrawing to reality left a longing and a quickening. Lucy longed to return to Narnia, loving it with an intensity she may not have had she stayed. Did those without quotidian lives allow the fantastic to fade? For Stevens, the place of solitaires retained a sense of risk.</p><blockquote><p>All dreams are vexing. Let them be expunged.<br>But let the rabbit run, the cock declaim.</p></blockquote><p>In Part VI, Crispin settles and has a family. His travels are done, Byronic shirts and waistcoats put away. Is he still a poet?</p><blockquote><p>Because he built a cabin who once planned<br>Loquacious columns by the ructive sea?</p></blockquote><p>The question nags.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Anecdote of Men by the Thousand</strong></p><p>The soul, he said, is composed<br>Of the external world.</p><p>There are men of the East, he said,<br>Who are the East.<br>There are men of a province<br>Who are that province<br>There are men of a valley<br>Who are that valley.</p><p>There are men whose words<br>Are as natural sounds<br>Of their places<br>As the cackle of toucans<br>In the place of toucans.</p><p>The mandoline is the instrument<br>Of a place.</p><p>Are there mandolines of western mountains?<br>Are there mandolines of northern moonlight?</p><p>The dress of a woman of Lhassa,<br>In its place,<br>Is an invisible element of that place<br>Made visible.</p></blockquote><p><em>Harmonium </em>is not all existential struggle. Far from it. Even in his ennui he&#8217;s playful. Louis Untermeyer called him &#8220;childish.&#8221; Gorham Munson dubbed him &#8220;a dandy.&#8221; That stuck. Twenty years later Yvor Winters argued that dandy didn&#8217;t cover it. He suggested &#8220;hedonist.&#8221; I think Stevens was funny.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird</strong></p><p>II</p><p>I was of three minds,<br>Like a tree<br>In which there are three blackbirds.</p></blockquote><p>&#8220;Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird&#8221; is just that. Some were funny, like the above. Some flippant. Others sublime or reverent. The next is numinous if you went to a thesaurus looking for a synonym for &#8220;sublime&#8221; but with a shade towards mystery.</p><blockquote><p>VIII</p><p>I know noble accents<br>And lucid, inescapable rhythms;<br>But I know, too,<br>That the blackbird is involved<br>In what I know.</p></blockquote><p>He loved to mention birds; palm trees too, but birds. There are peacocks, grackles, toucans, hawks, falcons, and flamingos. Obviously, blackbirds. That&#8217;s from a quick flip back through. There are more. He gets on a phoenix kick in his later work, but not yet in <em>Harmonium</em>. I have no idea what the code breakers make of all that.</p><p>There is no resolution to his predicament at the end of the book. He doesn&#8217;t know how to go forward. He eventually figured out a path, but whether he went back to writing having resolved his dilemma or having made peace with its nagging, I don&#8217;t know.</p><p>Stevens ends <em>Harmonium </em>with his mind set one way, a moment later set another, and again.</p><blockquote><p><strong>The Wind Shifts</strong></p><p>This is how the wind shifts:<br>Like the thoughts of an old human,<br>Who still thinks eagerly<br>And despairingly.<br>The wind shifts like this:<br>Like a human without illusions,<br>Who still feels irrational things within her.<br>The wind shifts like this:<br>Like humans approaching proudly,<br>Like humans approaching angrily.<br>This is how the wind shifts:<br>Like a human, heavy and heavy,<br>Who does not care.</p></blockquote><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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The Present in TS Eliot’s “The Dry Salvages”]]></title><description><![CDATA[A life of contemplation and worship may be well and good for saints and mystics, but what, asks the speaker in &#8220;The Dry Salvages,&#8221; about the rest of us?]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-present-in-ts-eliots</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-present-in-ts-eliots</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 13:30:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!tnZB!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7f97b46b-4598-4924-b450-e51db5f7340c_2133x1429.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>TS Eliot titled the third of his <em>Four Quartets </em>&#8220;The Dry Salvages&#8221; after a rock formation off the coast of Gloucester, Massachusetts, a fishing village and seaside retreat where the St. Louis based Eliot family spent their summers when the poet was a boy. Dry Salvages derives from an original French name for the formation transformed by time, mishearings, and local accent. Eliot tells us in a parenthetical preceding the poem, &#8220;presumably <em>les trois sauvages</em>,&#8221; Anglicized over time but, he instructs, &#8220;pronounced to rhyme with <em>assuages</em>,&#8221; so not as yet a fully English subject.</p><p>As with all of the <em>Four Quartets</em>, &#8220;The Dry Salvages&#8221; manages competing images presenting a theme. There&#8217;s a great deal going on and a great many ways to spend a thousand words on an aspect without touching on any number of other aspects. In this poem, the opening and recurrent image is that of water. The river is present, flowing, perceptible action. The sea is unknowable depths. Water rises from the sea, rains and forms oceans and back to the sea. The sea is the past and the future. We cannot know which or guess at more than the surface. The river is with us, changing in the moment. It is present. The idea permeates.</p><p>This poem deals with transition and our perception of it. &#8220;<a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-thoughts-on-part-iv-of">Burnt Norton</a>,&#8221; the first of the <em>Quartets</em>, considers the cycle binding past, future, and present, that we are trapped in change, &#8220;Desire itself is movement,&#8221; a stillness central to the circular cycle of time and motion is the incomprehensible begotten God, and our hoped-for ecstasies or perceptions of the divine. In the second, &#8220;<a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-eliots-1st-part-of-the">East Coker</a>,&#8221; Eliot presents generational cycles, shows that as men we are limited to experience what time allows, and concludes that to be near God we must live every moment in concentration, though no revelation is guaranteed. A life of contemplation and worship may be well and good for saints and mystics, but what, asks the speaker in &#8220;The Dry Salvages,&#8221; about the rest of us? What of a plumber or farmer who makes possible the generational churning? How are they to attain communion?</p><p>In answer, Eliot invokes Krishna, Mary, and Jesus.</p><p>In the epic <em>Mahabharata,</em> the warrior Arjuna asks Krishna what he must do in battle to be victorious. Russell Elliott Murphy, in his <em>Critical Companion to T.S. Eliot, </em>explains that in the ancient Sanskrit text, Krishna responds &#8220;Think of me,&#8221; because &#8220;the teaching is that one becomes one with &#8217;whatever sphere of being / The mind of man may be intent [on] / At the time of death.&#8217;&#8221; With that in mind, Eliot plays with Heraclitus&#8217;s observation that &#8220;No man steps in the same river twice,&#8221; to introduce the idea that we are forever lost, or possibly dying moment to moment. With every change we are a different person. What we were ceases to be. I am not the same person I was when I began this thought because now I am a person who has begun this thought.</p><p>As with the two poems before, the third section of &#8220;The Dry Salvages&#8221; takes place in a train or a subway. In this incarnation, the train ride, in a few lines described as an ocean voyage, is the fixed present in a never ending journey from past to future, a transition from what you were to what you will be.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Part III of The Dry Salvages<br></strong><em>TS Eliot (1888-1965)</em></p><p>You cannot face it steadily, but this thing is sure,<br>That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here.<br>When the train starts, and the passengers are settled<br>To fruit, periodicals and business letters<br>(And those who saw them off have left the platform)<br>Their faces relax from grief into relief,<br>To the sleepy rhythm of a hundred hours.<br>Fare forward, travellers! Not escaping from the past<br>Into different lives, or into any future;<br>You are not the same people who left that station.<br>Or who will arrive at any terminus,<br>While the narrowing rails slide together behind you;<br>And on the deck of the drumming liner<br>Watching the furrow that widens behind you,<br>You shall not think &#8220;the past is finished&#8221;<br>Or &#8220;the future is before us.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>We were never in the past. We remember it, but we are not the person who was anymore. We will never be in the future. That is for someone who remembers us, but is more. No matter how we struggle, we&#8217;re forever of the moment, bracketed by a past and a future that we, as we are, cannot be a part of. We&#8217;re reminded of the limitations spelled out in &#8220;Burnt Norton,&#8221; that we are trapped by time. We&#8217;re analogous to generations as spoken to in &#8220;East Coker.&#8221; We are neither our ancestor nor our progeny. We are here.</p><p>Let me be a goofy fan for a moment: &#8220;That time is no healer: the patient is no longer here,&#8221; is, to me, among his most memorable lines. He uses &#8220;that&#8221; instead of &#8220;the&#8221; in the line &#8220;You are not the same people who left that station.&#8221; It&#8217;s a nice touch. There&#8217;s a distance implied. A person who just left might say &#8220;the station.&#8221; &#8220;The&#8221; connects as it is specific&#8212;the one known to the speaker&#8212;where &#8220;that&#8221; suggests a station observed. The person who was there is in the past, the present can only look back. Eliot is in the details.</p><p>Another passage that stands out, this one from Part II, laying the ground for the section above:</p><blockquote><p>It seems, as one becomes older,<br>That the past has another pattern, and ceases to be a mere sequence&#8212;<br>Or even development: the later a partial fallacy,<br>Encouraged by superficial notions of evolution,<br>Which becomes in the popular mind, a means of disowning the past.</p></blockquote><p>All the struggles and adaptations, the leaps forward and retreats, the dead ends explored, all of the mechanics of natural selection led to man as we are now and enlivened with niche beasts our populated world. Everyone knows that the process is ongoing but we don&#8217;t consider that we&#8217;ll one day be primitive. Or if we do, as an &#8220;of course&#8221; set in a distant and ignorable future. But here we are on the train.</p><p>In answer to the main question: The plumber and the farmer must live in the moment. The average person possessed of the same need for meaning and communion as the saint but lacking the drive or pressed with competing priorities should attend to their role in the pattern. Being only in the present, attend to the present; each personal incarnation at a time in its time; do his part to make the past and anticipate the future.</p><p>Eliot ends the poem in Part V with,</p><blockquote><p>For most of us, this is the aim<br>Never here to be realized;<br>Who are only undefeated<br>Because we have gone on trying;<br>We, content at the last<br>If our temporal reversion nourish<br>(Not too far from the yew-tree)<br>The life of significant soil.</p></blockquote><p>Eliot recalls Part IV of &#8220;Burnt Norton&#8221; where the speaker asks if man rejects God and sets himself as supreme, will &#8220;Fingers of yew be curled / Down on us?&#8221; If man is the end all be all, what happens when man is gone? Does the universe cease? Will yew roots&#8212;the yew stands as a symbol of the churchyard&#8212;grow downward towards your grave? If so, by what power? By what will once yours is gone? How well thought out is your blasphemy?</p><p>Here, the yew presages a sort of immortality. Eliot insists there is something greater if we cleave to it. Like Arjuna, we will be victorious. We take part in the cycle as one man in generations and one being in a divine plan. Fixed in the present, our part is forever now.</p><p>The primary appeal to Mary comes in Part IV, which is a short prayer for safety for those at sea. The appeal is presaged in Part II in the passage below with the reference to Jesus as &#8220;the calamitous annunciation,&#8221; the occasion of the eternal in contact with time and our salvation. In the six stanzas leading to the lines including &#8220;superficial notions of evolution,&#8221; man&#8217;s lot is described as &#8220;In a drifting boat with a slow leakage,&#8221; and &#8220;forever bailing.&#8221; He is adrift and in a struggle he will not see end.</p><p>Here, Eliot shows he is a master of form. Man is part of a pattern, a working greater than himself. He can&#8217;t always see that. His life is short and the pattern weaves long. Eliot gives us this plight in these six stanzas set as a modified sestina. Classically, a sestina has six stanzas of six lines each with the final word of each line repeating as the last word of a different line in the next stanza cascading to a set pattern. In Eliot&#8217;s sestina, the last words of each first line rhyme rather than repeat, as is so with second lines, third, etc. without cascading. There&#8217;s no recognizing a pattern from looking at a single stanza. To do so requires a long view. The form embodies the thematic assertion. It&#8217;s poetry.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Part II of The Dry Salvages</strong></p><p>Where is there an end of it, the soundless wailing,<br>The silent withering of autumn flowers<br>Dropping their petals and remaining motionless;<br>Where is there and end to the drifting wreckage,<br>The prayer of the bone on the beach, the unprayable<br>Prayer at the calamitous annunciation?</p><p>There is no end, but addition: the trailing<br>Consequence of further days and hours,<br>While emotion takes to itself the emotionless<br>Years of living among the breakage<br>Of what was believed in as the most reliable-<br>And therefore the fittest for renunciation.</p><p>There is the final addition, the failing<br>Pride or resentment at failing powers,<br>The unattached devotion which might pass for devotionless,<br>In a drifting boat with a slow leakage,<br>The silent listening to the undeniable<br>Clamour of the bell of the last annunciation.</p><p>Where is the end of them, the fishermen sailing<br>Into the wind&#8217;s tail, where the fog cowers?<br>We cannot think of a time that is oceanless<br>Or of an ocean not littered with wastage<br>Or of a future that is not liable<br>Like the past, to have no destination.</p><p>We have to think of them as forever bailing,<br>Setting and hauling, while the North East lowers<br>Over shallow banks unchanging and erosionless<br>Or drawing their money, drying sails at dockage;<br>Not as making a trip that will be unpayable<br>For a haul that will not bear examination.</p><p>There is no end of it, the voiceless wailing,<br>No end to the withering of withered flowers,<br>To the movement of pain that is painless and motionless,<br>To the drift of the sea and the drifting wreckage,<br>The bone&#8217;s prayer to Death its God. Only the hardly, barely prayable<br>Prayer of the one Annunciation.</p></blockquote><p>This is not an Evangelical poem, but it is inescapably Christian as it is an attempt to comprehend great mysteries by one raised in a Christian tradition. Murphy writes &#8220;Suffice it to say, for Eliot at least, those values and beliefs, when the inform any work of literature, do so not in order to indoctrinate or proselytize the prospective reader but because they form a part of the author&#8217;s actual life experience.&#8221; All must be considered from Eliot&#8217;s perspective. So death in a moment is not absolution from individual responsibility. That he warned us off with &#8220;superficial notions of evolution&#8221; as &#8220;a means of disowning the past.&#8221; Death is a curtain we cannot pass back through, a metaphor for a barrier. In that light, there is clarification. We are not the person we were a moment ago but we are not reborn sinless and pure. We are the creator writ small of both and all past and all coming momentary accumulations of our experiences. We are in need of salvation.</p><p><a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis-and-roy-campbell">CS Lewis</a> used the Tao as a stand in for a shared morality (let Eastern philosophers, hacky sack mystics, and Lewis scholars unite and mob me for the simplicity.) He was making a point arrived at through Christianity, but one he felt should be shared and could be similarly embraced by those of any faith. As a laurel, he reached outside his faith for a word to show the concept was not exclusive. So does Eliot pull Krishna. In that sense, it may be Evangelical, if at a slant. It is a reasoning process.</p><p>For the full text of the poem, click <a href="https://www.poetryverse.com/ts-eliot-poems/four-quartets-the-dry-salvages">here</a>.</p><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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He called us over, pulled us into conspiracy. &#8220;You want to try this.&#8221;]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/gentrified-camp-mountain-lake-red</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/gentrified-camp-mountain-lake-red</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2026 18:25:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg" 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">All photos by me.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Will was a ready-made friend assembled off-site and brought in as a palliative by my parents. Mom and Dad made us move. There was no consultation. The new house wasn&#8217;t that far from the old neighborhood from their perspective, but they had a Buick. I knew the distance by a twelve-year-old&#8217;s bicycle reckoning. My old friends were a crow&#8217;s fly mile away now but there were obstacles. Cahaba Road&#8217;s ups and downs, Montclair&#8217;s traffic, and a well perimetered country club enforced isolation. All my friends were there and I was stuck here. Will&#8217;s dad used to work with my dad and lived a few blocks away from our new place. They signed us up for the same soccer team.</p><p>It worked. Will was, and is, a good guy. I&#8217;m friends with his older brother Kevin, too. That last part wasn&#8217;t the case until much later. Kevin didn&#8217;t take to me at first. That wasn&#8217;t my fault. Our school went grades five through twelve. Kevin was a high school senior and Will and I were in sixth and seventh grade, respectively. Kevin had spent the summer tuning, buffing, and otherwise worshiping his powder-blue late sixties Mustang. The car was a showpiece, but in a muscular way, and would have ushered in a new age of Kevin high school ascendancy as he drove past the lower lot, slowly circled past main entrance, and eased into a reserved senior parking place. But his mom told him he had to drive me and Will to school with him every morning. We didn&#8217;t figure in the triumph.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>The first morning he picked me up, I was told to get in the back with Will. Kevin glared at us. &#8220;I don&#8217;t hear a fucking word out of you two. Got it?&#8221; and Blaupunkt-ed The Producers&#8217; &#8220;She Shelia&#8221; to crisp ear-shattering eleven. That was our morning every day for a month.&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to&#8230;&#8221; and Blaupunkt Producers followed by &#8220;Piece by Piece&#8221; by The Tubes. The woofers thumped my braces. We only lived a mile and a half from school so I never found out what mixed tape magic followed at the three spot.</p><p>Come early October, I bailed and decided to skateboard for the rest of the year. As a result, I met a ton of older kids. Damn near every student en route to school would slow and ask if I wanted a ride. I was in seventh grade, but a minute&#8217;s worth of vagabond travel a day in this or that upperclassman&#8217;s car in the morning and seniors would pass by me and my friends in the halls with a &#8220;Hey, Ben.&#8221; I was known by older kids. I felt cool. I also picked up on schedules and knew when to thank for but refuse a ride because &#8220;it&#8217;s a nice day&#8221; if there was a better chance of hitching along with Jenny of the tight sweaters and large chest. She had blond hair and a comfy red BMW 318i. There was a spell where she dated a fellow senior who drove a cherry red late sixties Mustang&#8212;not quite the equal of Kevin&#8217;s&#8212;and he was covetous, I guess, because on mornings when he drove her to school they&#8217;d zip right by. She&#8217;d wave as they passed. That&#8217;s something. I endured their short affair and slipped back into accepting the kindness of less attractive strangers. I was thrilled when they broke up. She ended up at Harvard. Her kid and mine have been in a few plays together. Unbelievably nice person.</p><p>Outside of situations where having a younger brother and his dork friend spoiled a summer&#8217;s worth of garage work and distracted from acid washed sunglasses, Kevin was a pretty good guy to hang around with. The summer following our move to the neighborhood, I went off to camp with Will and another guy named Will from the other end of the street. Kevin was one of the councilors. The three of us would sign up for all Kevin-led trips and activities because he treated us like lieutenants.</p><p>Near the end of the month long session, you&#8217;d go off in groups of ten to twenty with three or four councilors for a two night, three day delve into the woods, in one direction or another, to cook hot dogs on the end of a stick and maybe put your arm around a girl&#8217;s shoulders by the camp fire. Kevin led a hike to a waterfall, a trickle, really&#8212;we were expecting some grand Niagara-like wall of noise and spray the way they talked it up&#8212;dropping nine or ten feet into an icy cold swimming hole. Somehow, he arranged it so the Wills and I got horses. We needed to ride up ahead and scout or some nonsense. I don&#8217;t know how he conned the administration, but we had four saddled and two packed. Will, Will, and I did almost all of the unnecessary galloping across open spaces.</p><p>One night I almost kissed a girl named Heather. Her friend, a girl named Mickey who smoked, told me Heather liked me and I should give it a try. I did put my arm around her at the campfire and we decided to go together for the remainder of the term until we all went home, which was maybe four days.</p><p>As an aide-de-camp-councilor, I helped screw together the scaffold to set over the fire. On that, we set metal grills for burgers and steaks at night and iron skillets for messy eggs and bacon in the morning. My proximity to power impressed Heather. It was a good gig.</p><p>One morning, Kevin, who is now a chef in adulthood, made a spectacular amount of bacon and a resulting spectacular amount of grease. After he pulled bacon and set it in buffet pans, he poured a half a pot of coffee in to the smoldering skillet, making a few pops and a lot of steam. Everyone but Heather and me was off fighting about line-cutting at the folding table buffet. He called us over, pulled us into conspiracy. &#8220;You want to try this.&#8221;</p><p>He tossed a bit of butter in and stirred. Next, he pulled a bag of white bread from the mess box, took a few pieces and passed it to us. We all dipped and ate. Heather didn&#8217;t like it. There were cracks that would have shown had we not gone our separate ways. Kevin called it red eye gravy and I thought he invented it.</p><p>More than a few red eye recipes claim to be original or authentic. I don&#8217;t believe there&#8217;s an original recipe. Cooks deglaze with liquid. A pan sauce made from coffee and grease was inevitable and doubtless discovered on every trail and through every pass since Sufi monks invented jitters in the 15<sup>th</sup> Century, or whatever other story of the first brewed coffee is ascendant of a moment.</p><p>Camp Mountain Lake went to hell a few years after I left. The place shut down and was abandoned. A Facebook page popped up so old campers were able to trade snapshots from endless summers. A few intrepid alums explored the old site and posted archaeological pics of overgrown cabins and barely recognizable boathouses. Someone bought it a few years ago, redid and repaired the place, and reopened as a glamping compound. Hipsters got it.</p><p>Below is red eye gravy made at home by older people with air conditioners. Full stop. Hipster takeover of my former camp is coincidental and not to be extended metaphorically to besmirch the recipe.</p><p><strong>Gentrified Camp Mountain Lake Red-Eye Gravy</strong></p><ul><li><p>1 shallot, minced</p></li><li><p>2-3 cloves garlic, minced</p></li><li><p>8 oz. Pancetta, diced</p></li><li><p>handful flat leaf parsley, chopped</p></li><li><p>2 cups coffee, or more as needed</p></li><li><p>chicken stock, if needed</p></li><li><p>unsalted butter, as needed</p></li><li><p>flour, all-purpose is fine</p></li><li><p>optional: some heat &#8211; pepper flakes, cayenne, Tabasco, habanero &#8211; whatever you like and however much you choose</p></li></ul><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!giQN!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc73cf146-c6e9-4d84-a37a-dc249b85a3ea_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Set a skillet over medium-high heat. Get it good and hot, add pancetta and make grease.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Bi-m!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bca1b34-962c-4508-9a99-69432f33c519_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Cook the pancetta until it&#8217;s ready to eat. If you&#8217;re not a frequent pancetta cooker, it doesn&#8217;t take much. You&#8217;re basically browning cubes of bacon so firm it up and let it develop some darker colors&#8212;a little char is nice. Add the shallot, and continue, stirring everything around now and then for thirty seconds. Add the garlic and continue stirring for thirty more. Pour in the coffee, let half or so boil away. Sometimes I add chicken stock if the coffee is too astringent, sometimes I don&#8217;t. Make that call yourself. Throw in the parsley and whatever heat, if any, you prefer. I used a pinch of cayenne and added a pinch more after tasting at the end.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_qMT!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F691402cc-1d68-4a94-8769-5dbae7306d27_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>I&#8217;ve gotten lazy with roux and that&#8217;s made a difference in my life. I used to fret over ratio, wonder if this or that calls for toasted flour, and overall make like I&#8217;m fete-ing Cajun royalty rather than trying to get whatever&#8217;s in front of me to stick to the back of a metal soup spoon. Now I put a few pats of butter on a cutting board, pour a little flour over it, and mash it with my thumb. It&#8217;s a little more involved than I make it sound. There&#8217;s pinching with one or two other fingers, but that&#8217;s about it.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pLG4!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F6f6893c7-4dd5-461c-a93a-1b7f6971c5f9_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>I don&#8217;t care how much pseudo-roux I make as long as it&#8217;s enough. Take a few chips or flakes of roux and whisk it in. Repeat until it looks thick enough. After that, taste for salt and pepper and serve.</p><p>This was great over chicken thighs but not terribly photogenic. Here it is in glory with a polenta cake.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/b7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mNA-!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb7e0cb33-0c62-42bd-b9b3-3f12abbdee93_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Upscale campfire grub. Yell &#8220;Come and get it!&#8221; and dance a chuckwagon cookie jig while dressed like Fred Astaire.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[POETS Day! Poems from Minna and Myself, by Maxwell Bodenheim]]></title><description><![CDATA[He a had a talent for image and metaphor that, with a little discipline, could have made something memorable. Instead, he drank and pissed it all away.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-poems-from-minna-and-myself</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-poems-from-minna-and-myself</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 13:29:32 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xcdG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6f2ccea-d2c3-4e0b-b0bf-be54ab7cd2da_1800x1200.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xcdG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6f2ccea-d2c3-4e0b-b0bf-be54ab7cd2da_1800x1200.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div 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stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Illustration by Rene Sears</figcaption></figure></div><p>The work week&#8217;s nearly over; barely a few hours left. What are you doing? You&#8217;re not getting anything done between now and quitting time. Cut out and stop pretending. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>Maxwell Bodenheim didn&#8217;t end well. There&#8217;s a sense in here and there bios that he was doing just fine, a near toast of a borough, and then things went south. That&#8217;s not quite right. He started south. Somewhere in between, he made a name of himself. That there was a high point is tribute to his talents, and given my assessment, the disposition of time allowing for his inconsistent deployment of those talents. He wasn&#8217;t a good guy: cantankerous, woman beating, and salacious. That last I forgive.</p><p>Maxwell Bodenheim didn&#8217;t begin well. He was born in Hermanville, Mississippi, far left of geographical state center, about where Louisiana&#8217;s laces would droop, but not near enough the river to expect growth. It was a timber yard with a railroad stop and an Episcopal church. His family moved to Chicago when he was seven or eight where he discovered and delighted in trouble.</p><p>Booted from high school, he joined the army, punched an officer, went AWOL, and spent a year in military prison. Once out, he did some migrant work before heading back to Chicago. I&#8217;m not sure when he started writing poetry, but around this time he got noticed. His work was picked up by <em>Poetry</em>, included in anthologies with big names like <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-thoughts-on-part-iv-of">TS Eliot</a>, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-things-from-william-carlos">William Carlos Williams</a>, and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-marianne-moore">Marianne Moore</a>, palled around with writers Ben Hecht and Sherwood Anderson, and pinned his name to the eruption of artistic energy known as the Chicago Renaissance.</p><p>In the mid 1920s he moved to New York, Greenwich Village in particular. Sometime in his late teens or early twenties he picked up the nickname &#8220;Bogey.&#8221; As a New Yorker, he dubbed himself &#8220;The King of Greenwich Village Bohemians.&#8221; There was no recreation or shedding of his past on taking a new title. He was an ass as Bogey and kept on being an ass as Bohemian Royalty. Wikipedia preserves a quote from a 2012 John Strausbaugh <em>Chisler</em> article where the critic writes of Bodenheim&#8217;s &#8220;haughty, insulting demeanor, and his habit of trying to steal other men&#8217;s women right under their noses, got him regularly socked on the jaw and thrown out of bars, soirees and the fauxhemian revels at Webster Hall.&#8221;</p><p>He fell in love with Minna Schein with whom he had a son and bopped around Chicago, New York, England, and Hollywood. Whether he stole her and got socked for his trouble, I don&#8217;t know, but the couple married in 1918. That same year <em>Minna and Myself</em>, his first book of poetry and the one from which all of this week&#8217;s selections come, was published. He&#8217;d publish eight more plus an anthology and I suppose I should slip in that wrote thirteen novels as well. This early poetry is uneven.</p><p>Here are the first two numbered stanzas from the opening poem.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Minna<br></strong><em>Maxwell Bodenheim (1892-1954)</em></p><p>I</p><p>Twilight pushes down your eyes<br>With shimmering, pregnant fingers<br>That leave you covered with still-born touch.<br>With little whips of dead words<br>Silence cuts your lips to a keener red.<br>Your heart strikes its bed of dark mirth, in death,<br>And your hands lie over it, guarding the corpse.<br>Night will soon whisk away this room<br>But you are already invisible.</p><p>II</p><p>Your cheeks are spent diminuendos<br>Sheering into the rose-veiled silence of your lips.<br>Your eyes are gossamer coquettes<br>Ringed with the sparkling breath of dead loves.<br>Your body strays into lanterns of form<br>Strewing the night within this room&#8230;.<br>The light dies; you are still<br>And spill the frolicing night of your heart<br>Over the darkness about you, making it pale.</p></blockquote><p>He dives into one metaphor and then another without coming up for air so we have twilight pushing with fingers that are pregnant but have still-born touch. Dead words cut with silence and lips run red and hand protect dead from dark but it doesn&#8217;t matter because you&#8217;re beyond light. It&#8217;s exhausting but impressive if you can pull it off. He comes up winning more often that not, even if it&#8217;s tinged by eagerness, as if he&#8217;d decided a poet rapid fires imagery and having decided, presses on no matter. There&#8217;s not a lot of gear shifting, and when there is, rather than enjoy the moment, I&#8217;m exasperated with him for not doing so when he should have at other points.</p><p>There are XXVII sections of &#8220;Minna,&#8221; all a but few of them stand alone stanzas like the above. That length and density make ripe for cliches and recycled poetisms. It&#8217;s got a &#8220;morning glory face&#8221; and its kin, but he generally impresses with, if not originality, original deployment of those cliches even if he speeds&#8212;relentlessly&#8212;through leaving no opportunity to scrutinize syntax. Not all his metaphors follow logically, but they&#8217;re catchy. He not a great poet, but manages more often than not to be enjoyable. On paper.</p><p>His novel <em>Replenishing Jessica</em> made headlines as far off as France and Britain. He and his publisher were hit with an obscenity charge that the government couldn&#8217;t make stick, so he carried danger as an upsetter and panache as a giant slayer. Bodenheim attracted ardent female fans. One cast-off tried suicide. A second succeeded. A third succeeded and blessed the yellow press by being found with Bodenheim&#8217;s picture in her hand. A fourth was killed in a subway accident. Melpomene or Thalia, tragedy or comedy, decreed the love letters he&#8217;d written to her be scattered about the train car. Bogey was solid copy. He and Minna didn&#8217;t divorce until 1938, so this all happened with her suffering (I assume) at home.</p><p>He could be charming.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Change</strong></p><p>I came upon a maiden<br>Blowing rose petals in the air<br>And catching them, as they fell,<br>Upon quick fingertips<br>Her laugh fell lighter than the petals<br>And dropped little gestures upon my forehead.<br>I gave her sadness and she blew it up<br>As she had blown the rose petals:<br>And it almost seemed joy as her fingers caught it.<br>But I was only a wanderer plaited with dust,<br>Who gave her new petals to play with.</p></blockquote><p>I haven&#8217;t seen any accusations that he beat any of his three wives other than the last. She prostituted herself and he didn&#8217;t like that. I accept that there&#8217;s a time in every wife beater&#8217;s career when he first lands a punch, but think it&#8217;s fair to assume if he hit one, he probably hit the others.</p><p>After Jazz age fame Bodenheim became a sot, drenched in alcoholism and reduced to selling scribbled poems for drinks. There&#8217;s a sub-genre of anecdote where literary minded sorts pass through Greenwich Village, get annoyed by a transient in a bar, and after telling the guy off are remonstrated by locals: &#8220;Do you have any idea who that was?&#8221; He was already begging when he met his second wife, Grace. His last novel came out in 1933 and he didn&#8217;t publish a bound collection of poetry between 1930 and 1942. There&#8217;s mention of odd jobs and inconsistent publication in magazines and newspapers, inclusion in a few anti-fascist and socialist anthologies, but his primary occupation seems to have been stringing drinks together as best he could, all the while insisting on his dignity, his defiance, and refusal to &#8220;bootlick.&#8221;</p><p>After Grace suffered with cancer and died, he met and married Ruth. She was nearly thirty years younger than he was so probably more adaptable to living in parks and flophouses as they did. She, as mentioned, brought in old fashioned money while he panhandled and scribbled. One inspired innovation: he&#8217;d sit on a sidewalk with a sign that said &#8220;Blind&#8221; around his neck.</p><p>This next poem was written in 1918, so he&#8217;s not referencing his blind beggar scam. It doesn&#8217;t carry any foreshadowing, qualify as a coincidence, or rise to irony. Seeing it knowing what he&#8217;d come to pokes at me, makes me wonder about when paths diverge and whether we are all of what we do or are we what we are when we are. That ponderousness is nearly supported by the text. Meta is as something else does.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Blind</strong></p><p>Blinder than oak-trees in the wind<br>Endlessly weaving sighs into a poem<br>To sight,<br>He sits, the light of one pale purple lantern<br>Seeping into his dream-hollowed face,<br>Like floating, transparent words<br>Pale with unuttered meanings.<br>He mends a flute and sighs as though<br>Its shadow leaned heavily upon his heart<br>And told him things his dead eyes could not grasp.</p></blockquote><p>Another poem that&#8217;s poignant in retrospect.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Poet-Vagabond Grown</strong></p><p>The dust of many roads has been my grey wine.<br>Surprised beech-trees have bowed<br>With me, to the plodding morning<br>Humming tunes frail as webs of dead perfume,<br>To his love in golden silks, the departed moon.<br>Maidens like rose-flooded statues<br>Have bathed me in the wine of their silence.</p><p>But now I walk on, alone.<br>And only after watching many evenings,<br>Do I dance a bit with dying wisps of moon-light,<br>To persuade myself that I am young.</p></blockquote><p>In 1954, he and Ruth made friends with a dishwasher named Charlie Weinberg, who let them spend a night in his apartment. Bodenheim woke up to find either Ruth and Charlie having sex or Charlie raping Ruth. Regardless of which, he objected and consequently was shot and killed by Weinberg who turned on Ruth and stabbed her repeatedly until she died. &#8220;I ought to get a medal,&#8221; he later said. &#8220;I killed two communists.&#8221;</p><p>His poetry changed over time. The short declaritories of <em>Minna and Myself</em> gave way to longer spindly poems, tetrameter to the eye but lacking meter, single columned free verse indented after short jabs. I don&#8217;t have access to any of his vagrant work, but Paul Maher Jr., in his 2019 <em>Please Kill Me</em> <a href="https://pleasekillme.com/when-jack-kerouac-met-max-bodenheim/">article</a> about a 1951 meeting between Bondenheim and Jack Kerouac, writes of Bondenheim,</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;He saw no beauty sufficient enough to distill into sonnet form. &#8216;[B]eauty,&#8217; he explained to Hecht, &#8216;has become a wounded ignored vagabond; truth dodges wearily through a host of figures pretending to be truth; and imagination is a ghost flirting with tantalizing memories.&#8217;&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>I can&#8217;t help but imagine they were bleak.</p><p>Tough Poets Press is making a go of reviving interest in the guy with reprints of a couple of novels and a collection of essays. Project Gutenberg has a few of his works available, but that&#8217;s museum curation. He&#8217;s largely forgotten. His son, possibly in part out of deserved pique at being named Solbert, kept a distance, was embarrassed by his father&#8217;s Bohemian life and disastrous reputation, and died six years after Maxwell.</p><p>There&#8217;s not much left. He a had a talent for image and metaphor that, with a little discipline, could have made something memorable. Instead, he drank and pissed it all away. Didn&#8217;t even get a Mickey Rourke movie out of it.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Death</strong></p><p>I shall walk down the road.<br>I shall turn and feel upon my feet<br>The kisses of Death, like scented rain.<br>For Death is a black slave with little silver birds<br>Perched in a sleeping wreath upon his head.<br>He will tell me, his voice like jewels<br>Dropped into a satin bag,<br>How he has tip-toed after me down the road,<br>His heart made a dark whirlpool with longing for me.<br>Then he will graze me with his hands<br>And I shall be one of the sleeping, silver birds<br>Between the cold waves of his hair, as he tip-toes on.</p></blockquote><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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Ezra Pound’s “Hugh Selwyn Mauberley”]]></title><description><![CDATA[Pound was trapped, enamored by the static image, caught between the craft of Apollo and verve of Dionysus.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-ezra-pounds-hugh-selwyn</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-ezra-pounds-hugh-selwyn</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 13:30:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kF-m!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F827fc0ec-3c8c-4f38-aae0-d0732c764ec7_1628x915.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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What are you doing? You&#8217;re not getting anything done between now and quitting time. Cut out and stop pretending. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p><a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-li-bai-ernest-fenollosa?utm_source=publication-search">Ezra Pound</a> was a very good poet but not a master versifier. I think he knew that. &#8220;Major Poet&#8221; is a term reserved for the greats who define their time and turn swaths of contemporaries into satellites. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-yeatss-folly?utm_source=publication-search">Yeats</a> is a Major Poet, as is <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-eliots-1st-part-of-the?utm_source=publication-search">Eliot</a>. &#8220;Minor Poet&#8221; sounds dismissive, though it&#8217;s not. Don&#8217;t mistake Minor for bad or run of the mill. Bad or run of the mill poets are called poets. A Minor Poet merits consideration enough have status conferred, to have demonstrated excellence if not tremendous influence.</p><p>In his essay &#8220;What Is Minor Poetry?,&#8221; Eliot picks out <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-robert-herrick-and-virgins?utm_source=publication-search">Robert Herrick</a>, noting that he shows no &#8220;continuous conscientious <em>purpose</em>.&#8221; Herrick &#8220;is more the purely natural and un-self-conscious man, writing his poems as the fancy seizes him,&#8221; and it being Eliot writing, assumes we see and will make our own &#8220;gathering his rosebuds as he may&#8221; crack. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-wh-audens-september-1-1939?utm_source=publication-search">Auden</a> was more pragmatic, declaring that Major Poets have college courses devoted to their work and their work alone while Minor Poets do not. Auden would have made the rosebud joke.</p><p>Pound is considered a Major Poet, though as a testament to the fullness of critical criteria. Line for line or poem for poem, he doesn&#8217;t compare to his friends Yeats or Eliot. He&#8217;s not as fluid in his verse, but he&#8217;s dense. His lines are saturated with references and allusion. He&#8217;s distinguished by influence, as a man who set a course and guided the development of the art. As an editor, promoter, and anthologist, he did more to shape Modern Poetry than, probably, anyone else of his era. He was blessed with an ear, an eye, and confidence. He looked at <em>The Waste Land, Ulysses, </em>poems by <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-robert-frost?utm_source=publication-search">Frost</a>, by <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-hilda-doolittle-hd-if-you?utm_source=publication-search">HD</a>, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-sunset-by-ee-cummings?utm_source=publication-search">Cummings</a>, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-things-from-william-carlos?utm_source=publication-search">William Carlos Williams</a>, gave his thoughts on what did and didn&#8217;t work, and relied on the genius of the editee to fix the issue. He treated his own work the same, but fixing was a struggle. He spotted flaws he didn&#8217;t know how to correct. It must have been maddening.</p><p>Frustration set him globetrotting. Pound was born in a small town called Hailey in the Idaho Territory. His family were frontier types with postal appointments, General Land Office, and front-line civic minded organizational interests expected in pioneering hagiographies. His mother wanted to enjoy the results rather than the credit for civilizing and took Ezra East. His father found a job in Philadelphia and there they settled.</p><p>He was not without literary stimulation at home. He met William Carlos Williams at U Penn. The two became friends and mutually respected professional contemporaries. I&#8217;m not sure under what circumstances he met Hilda Doolittle. She was a classics minded student at Bryn Mawr and he was just returned to Philadelphia from a post graduate program in New York. In any case, he fell for her. For the next few years he pursued an MA in Romance languages, sailed on grants to Spain and France to study jesters and troubadours, and, all the while, publishing here and there, trying on styles, attempting poetic revivals, and pressing himself. America fueled his friend Williams. He saw opportunity to define a national poetics independent of Europe. Pound didn&#8217;t want that. The thrill was transforming and advancing the old by making from it something new. He saw America as vulgar, not pretty enough to dance with.</p><p>As he writes in the first poem below, he tried America and gave it up at thirty-one though that would men 1916. By that time he&#8217;d been living in London for two years, having bounced from Gibraltar to Venice and points between. I assume at the age of thirty-one there was a decision or shift in his thinking that represented a split. He was an American spending time in Europe one day and the next he was an ex-pat. In 1920, he&#8217;d decide London constrained him. Paris would later do the same. He may or may not have tired of Rapallo. The US government arrested him for treason after WWII and constrained him less subtly than predominant regional artistic attitudes had, so Rapallo didn&#8217;t get a chance for him to tire of it. Prison, St. Elizabeth&#8217;s mental ward, and eventual pardon led back to Rapallo and harmlessness, but he was an old man by then, less prone to wandering or running.</p><p><em>Hugh Selwyn Mauberley (Contacts and Life)</em> is Pound&#8217;s farewell to England. That&#8217;s the new title. Originally it was <em>Hugh Selwyn Mauberley (Life and Contacts)</em> but in the 1950 he wrote to his publisher: &#8220;Note inversion in subtitle of Mauberley, NOT Life and Contacts but the actual order of the subject matter.&#8221; Contacts inform the life, I suppose. &#8220;Mauberley&#8221; is presented as one poem, though it&#8217;s divided into eighteen shorter poems. A great deal has been made of who is speaking when. Mauberley is a failed poet. According to whom you listen, Mauberley is Pound; Mauberley is an aspect of Pound; Mauberley is an independent character resembling Pound only because he served as vehicle for Pound&#8217;s concerns. And on and on. Maybe he was Elizabeth I or Francis Bacon. It&#8217;s made more confusing by shifts in perspective from one poem or group of poems to the next.</p><p>I&#8217;m codifying and invoking what I&#8217;ll call going forward &#8220;Graves&#8217;s Maxim,&#8221; paraphrased from <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-useful-lines-and-a-favorite?utm_source=publication-search">Robert Graves&#8217;s</a> &#8220;The Why of the Weather&#8221; as &#8220;Since no one knows the why of the weather, every poor fool is licensed to try to explain it.&#8221; So, my two cents: Mauberley is an aspect of Pound, one which he&#8217;s shedding. At times he writes in reflection with regret, at times as an invigorated poet hoping, and at times as an observer. There&#8217;s nothing repellent to Pound in the observer or revitalized innovator. It&#8217;s the concrete he&#8217;s got problems with. The past, the one that happened, didn&#8217;t live up. So he distances himself. He gives the past a name and leaves him behind.</p><p>The poem was published in 1920, announcing the second of his geographical fixes. Having left the States, he&#8217;d done what he could do in England. The Continent, where his troubadours played, held promise.</p><p>The cycle begins with a primer from the observer recounting Pound leaving tawdry American origins as prelude to his tawdry English present.</p><blockquote><p><strong>E.P. Ode Pour L&#8217;Election de son Seplulchre<br></strong><em>Ezra Pound (1885-1972)</em></p><p>For three years, out of key with his time,<br>He strove to resuscitate the dead art<br>Of poetry; to maintain &#8220;the sublime&#8221;<br>In the old sense. Wrong from the start&#8211;</p><p>No, hardly, but seeing he had been born<br>In a half savage country, out of date;<br>Bent resolutely on wringing lilies from the acorn;<br>Capaneus; trout for factitious bait;</p><p><em>Idmen gar toi panth, hos eni troie</em><br>Caught in the unstopped ear;<br>Giving the rocks small lee-way<br>The chopped seas held him, therefore, that year.</p><p>His true Penelope was Flaubert,<br>He fished by obstinate isles;<br>Observed the elegance of Circe&#8217;s hair<br>Rather than the mottoes on sun-dials.</p><p>Unaffected by &#8220;the march of events,&#8221;<br>He passed from men&#8217;s memory in <em>l&#8217;an trentuniesme<br>de son eage</em>; the case presents<br>No adjunct to the Muses&#8217; diadem.</p></blockquote><p>The following poems decry modern London. It&#8217;s a crass, commercial time. Men no longer venerate the classical.</p><blockquote><p>The &#8220;age demanded&#8221; chiefly a mould in plaster,<br>Made with no loss of time,<br>A prose kinema, not, not assuredly, alabaster<br>Or the &#8220;sculpture&#8221; of rhyme.</p></blockquote><p>There&#8217;s further commentary on the Pre-Raphealites, popular writers, and drivers of taste.</p><p>It&#8217;s tempting to mock Pound&#8217;s &#8220;It&#8217;s not me! It&#8217;s you!&#8221; outbursts at the world for not appreciating his genius, so I do. He&#8217;s too precious by half in almost every venture, but he&#8217;s daring&#8212;damned admirably daring&#8212;and possessed of faith that he&#8217;s doing something worth doing. I don&#8217;t know if his frequent successes fuel his conviction that his failures are not his own, &#8220;but for a better audience.&#8221; What is clear from his career is that personal fame was not his prime motivation. Certainly he had an outsized ego, but so much of his energy burned promoting what he loved and admired more than for himself. He&#8217;s the editor behind <em>The Waste Land</em>, the letter writer insisting Harriet Monroe print Ford, Aldington, and Frost, the fixer bundling clothes for the Joyce children and begging donations for that family so the father can keep writing. He knows what has merit, far better than us. Why don&#8217;t we see that? Why do we vex him?</p><p>&#8220;Envoi (1919)&#8221; reveals the poet Mauberley (or not depending on the critic.) The poem is heavy handed in evoking an English lyrical tradition going back to the Elizabethans. It&#8217;s peppered with &#8220;hadst&#8221; and &#8220;thou&#8221; and critically, references Edmund Waller&#8217;s (1606-1687) poem &#8220;Song: Go Lovely Rose,&#8221; singling that work out from his body by referencing Henry Lawes (1596-1662), who put the poem to song (It sound like an evening with an elderly aunt <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJOaR6LL30Y">if you&#8217;re curious</a>).</p><p>In the poem, Waller argues a shy girl should come out and be seen, that beauty passes, time takes its toll, and her youth is not to be wasted in hiding.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Song: Go Lovely Rose</strong></p><p>Small is the worth<br>Of beauty from the light retired;<br>Bid her come forth,<br>Suffer herself to be desired,<br>And not blush so to be admired.</p></blockquote><p>It&#8217;s a &#8220;seize the day&#8221; seduction piece in the vein of <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-andrew-marvell?utm_source=publication-search">Marvell</a>&#8217;s &#8220;To His Coy Mistress,&#8221; but once removed. The speaker is giving advice to a younger man in pursuit of the shy girl. After the above, Waller gets pointed.</p><blockquote><p>Then die! that she<br>The common fate of all things rare<br>May read in thee;<br>How small a part of time they share<br>That are so wondrous sweet and fair!</p></blockquote><p>I&#8217;m assuming the suitor didn&#8217;t use that part. In short, engage the world and share your beauty or it was never beauty at all. You live only once.</p><p>Pound divided poets. On one hand, there were those in whom he noted an &#8220;Epicurean receptivity, a certain aloofness, an observation of contacts and auditions.&#8221; In others he saw engagement, &#8220;kinship to the vital universe.&#8221; (Those quotes highlighted by Vincent Miller in his excellent &#8220;<a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/2873092?searchText=Hugh+Selwyn+Mauberley&amp;searchUri=%2Faction%2FdoBasicSearch%3FQuery%3DHugh%2BSelwyn%2BMauberley%26so%3Drel&amp;ab_segments=0%2Fbasic_search_gsv2%2Fcontrol&amp;refreqid=fastly-default%3A7e78738df97ea096c577b4942e2fc7dc&amp;seq=16">Mauberley and His Critics</a>.&#8221;) Pound prized the latter, but he knew himself. There was too much of the former in him. He was the Imagist. More than most Pound valued &#8220;the thing,&#8221; a frozen moment. He was trapped, enamored by the static image, caught between the craft of Apollo and verve of Dionysus.</p><p>&#8220;Envoi (1919)&#8221; is in ironic contrast with Waller. Where he calls to bid her come out and live while she can, Pound/Mauberley asks to immortalize her &#8220;in magic amber laid.&#8221; He&#8217;s to make a museum piece of her, trade her vitality for permanence. Done strait faced it&#8217;s an assessment of Pound&#8217;s faults thus far, of the Mauberley failings he wants to leave behind.</p><p>The italics are Pounds and I can&#8217;t begin to tell the conflicting opinions as to why he did so. It certainly signals something and the poem is a turning point, though it would be without slant. Some say it announces a speaker distinct from the rest of the poem while others tell me it&#8217;s definitely Pound, Mauberley, or written as some outside exemplar or cautionary tale. Feel free to exercise license and explain it.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Envoi (1919)</strong></p><p><em>Go, dumb-born book,<br>Tell her that sang me once that song of Lawes:<br>Hadst thou but song<br>As thou hast subjects known,<br>Then were there cause in thee that should condone<br>Even my faults that heavy upon me lie<br>And build her glories their longevity.</em></p><p><em>Tell her that sheds<br>Such treasure in the air,<br>Recking naught else but that her graces give<br>Life to the moment,<br>I would bid them live<br>As roses might, in magic amber laid,<br>Red overwrought with orange and all made<br>One substance and one colour<br>Braving time.</em></p><p><em>Tell her that goes<br>With song upon her lips<br>But sings not out the song, nor knows<br>The maker of it, some other mouth,<br>May be as fair as hers,<br>Might, in new ages, gain her worshippers,<br>When our two dusts with Waller&#8217;s shall be laid,<br>Siftings on siftings in oblivion,<br>Till change hath broken down<br>All things save Beauty alone.</em></p></blockquote><p>The poem immediately after is titled &#8220;Mauberley&#8221; and carries the subtitle &#8220;1920&#8221; to signal a break from what culminated in the preceeding, marked 1919. It begins with the epigraph, &#8220;Vacuos exercet in aera morsus,&#8221; a line from the Aeneid that translates to &#8220;He deals empty bites into the air,&#8221; describing dogs chasing elusive deer. Versions of that futility recur in later poems. The Mauberley character gives up, or is in the process of giving up, his ambitions. Pound compares his course as trading attempts at Renaissance etchings to drudge in &#8220;Messalina&#8221;: flat copies suited for coins&#8212;&#8220;medallions&#8221; becomes the term.</p><p>As the cycle goes on, there&#8217;s failed love, &#8220;social inconsequence,&#8221; and escape to Pacific isolation where the poet dies.</p><p>Throughout there are references to <em>The Odyssey</em>. There&#8217;s the recurring assertion that Flaubert is the speaker&#8217;s Penelope, that the literary home and ultimate artistic destination is Europe. In one of the poems decrying the state of England, &#8220;Siena Mi Fe&#8217;; Disfecemi Maremma,&#8221; Pound enlists the poet Lionel Johnson, who died after a fall in a pub, to recall Elpenor, who fell from Circe&#8217;s roof and died unnoticed, assumed to have stayed on Circe&#8217;s island but later encountered in Hades where he implored Odysseus to go back and give him burial rights. The hero and crew did so and marked Elpenor&#8217;s grave with an oar.</p><p>And so did Pound to Mauberley, the aspect that continued to haunt his work despite his attempts to exorcize it. Ending the penultimate poem:</p><blockquote><p>Coracle of Pacific voyages,<br>The unforcasted beach;<br>Then on an oar<br>Read this:</p><p>&#8220;I was<br>And I no more exist;<br>Here drifted<br>An hedonist.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>The final poem has been interpreted as a last failure of the Mauberley persona. Others have it as Pound assessing his career to date. I think it&#8217;s Pound doubling down on intentions. It&#8217;s defiance. I&#8217;m not alone in this. Titled &#8220;Medallion&#8221; after the lifeless works of Mauberley, he points to Luini whose body of work is considered passable but for the standout &#8220;Head of a Girl.&#8221; There&#8217;s a reference to rising Venus as represented in Reinach&#8217;s art history book, <em>Apollo. </em>Exquisite detail, metallic, masterwork.</p><p>In his later works Pound ties Aphrodite to topaz. I can&#8217;t find a referent. The connection seems to be an invention for his own mythology but it&#8217;s one he put to use in the <em>The Cantos</em> and, I&#8217;m told, <em>Homage to Sexstus Propertius</em>. Below is its first appearance.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Medallion</strong></p><p>Luini in porcelain!<br>The grand piano<br>Utters a profane<br>Protest with her clear soprano.</p><p>The sleek head emerges<br>From the gold-yellow frock<br>As Anadyomene in the opening<br>Pages of Reinach.</p><p>Honey-red, closing the face-oval,<br>A basket-work of braids which seem as if they were<br>Spun in King Minos&#8217; hall<br>From metal, or intractable amber;</p><p>The face-oval beneath the glaze,<br>Bright in its sauve bounding-line, as,<br>Beneath half-watt rays,<br>The eyes turn topaz.</p></blockquote><p>The cold, hard, precise image warms and the eyes show life. It was that there are &#8220;eyes&#8221; and not &#8220;eye&#8221; that first clued me towards this poem as Pound gathering power than Mauberley tilting at windmills. Medallions&#8212;cameos in my mind&#8212;are flat profiles. Earlier Pound writes of Mauberley trying to &#8220;convey the relation / Of eye-lid and cheek-bone.&#8221; Not &#8220;eye-lids&#8221; or &#8220;cheekbones.&#8221; I presumed the subjects were in profile so the mention of eyes in the final stanza of the whole is dramatic. I may be wrong about this. Pound may have envisioned full frontal or three quarter medallions.</p><p>If that&#8217;s the case and I am wrong, the last line is still a wonder. The eyes are infused with desire, alive. If I&#8217;m right, the last verb &#8220;turn&#8221; carries meaning in addition to &#8220;are infused with.&#8221; There is action in the image. It&#8217;s turning towards us, sparked to life by it&#8217;s author.</p><p>Pound won&#8217;t let go; apotheosis intact. His failures buried, he still has the mission. He will go to Europe, learn, pay homage, and keep plying. &#8220;Real Imagism has never been tried.&#8221;</p><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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She impressed him.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-dorothy-wellesley</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-dorothy-wellesley</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 13:31:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!40bn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2416e384-7b3e-4abf-8cf5-6ed41ea5287f_2145x1518.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!40bn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2416e384-7b3e-4abf-8cf5-6ed41ea5287f_2145x1518.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source 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What are you doing? You&#8217;re not getting anything done between now and quitting time. Cut out and stop pretending. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Fire<br></strong><em>Dorothy Wellesley (1889-1956)</em></p><p><em>(&#8216;Does not our life consist of the four elements?&#8217;<br>&#8212;Shakespeare)</em></p><p>The great stone hearth has gone.<br>An oblong electric tube is set in the wall<br>Like a cheap jewel.<br>Men converge no more to fire,<br>Men are on with the isolation:<br>The pride of science stands, and the final desolation.</p><p>No smoke, no danger, you tell me with veneration:<br>Much dies with the fire, young man,<br>More than one generation:<br>Man has known fire more than one generation.</p></blockquote><p>That&#8217;s a tremendous opening. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-yeatss-folly?utm_source=publication-search">Yeats</a> came across Dorothy Wellesley&#8217;s poetry in 1935 while putting together <em>The Oxford Book of Modern Verse: 1892-1935</em> and had to meet her. According to Kieth Alldritt in his <em>W.B. Yeats: The Man and the Milieu, </em>the great poet was overcome: &#8220;My eyes filled with tears. I read in excitement that was more delightful because it showed that I had not lost my understanding of poetry.&#8221; Yeats further honored her with commentary in the <em>Oxford Modern Verse</em> introduction, writing &#8220;I knew nothing of her until a few months ago I read the opening passage in <em>Horses</em>, delighted by its changes in pace, abrupt assertion then a long sweeping line, by its vocabulary modern and precise.&#8221;</p><p>It wasn&#8217;t to be a long friendship. Yeats died in 1939, but in the short four intervening years, the two became friends and poetic sounding boards. Maybe more. I have no evidence of an affair, but you pick things up. They were &#8220;very&#8221; close. He made several trips to Wellesley&#8217;s Sussex home, Penns in the Rocks. Pointing towards one conclusion: Yeats&#8217;s wife Georgie remained at their Dublin Home, Riversdale. She was well aware of what he&#8217;d gotten up to on others of his unaccompanied trips, writing to him in a letter, &#8220;When you are dead, people will talk about your love affairs, but I shall say nothing, for I will remember how proud you were.&#8221; Towards the other: Wellesley, or &#8220;Dottie&#8221; to the close, shared Penns in the Rocks with her lover Hilda Matheson. I have no idea how modern these Moderns were but when he died in the H&#244;tel Id&#233;al S&#233;jour in Roquebrune-Cap-Martin on the French Riviera, Georgie and Yeats&#8217;s final mistress, Edith Shackleton Heald, were bedside, holding his hands. That night, wife and lover took turns holding vigil with Dottie and Matheson.</p><p>Before Yeats and Matheson, Wellesley was one of <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-vita-sackville-west?utm_source=publication-search">Vita Sackville-West</a>&#8217;s flings, which is a far too flippant way of describing a relationship I know only the bare details of, but Sackville-West keeps turning up. As a kid I was told by a friend&#8217;s grandmother that her own Bohemian mother, so my friend&#8217;s great, once shared an apartment with Amelia Earhart. &#8220;Once shared an apartment with Amelia Earhart&#8221; is one of those phrases that you don&#8217;t notice you&#8217;ve heard three or four times until you&#8217;ve heard it six or seven times and by then it&#8217;s too late to accurately judge ubiquity. I heard it enough times to first think it was a jazz-age version of &#8220;my uncle was at Woodstock&#8221; before deciding it was a euphemism for lesbianism; not to be taken seriously. It turns out, per Bhamwiki, my friend&#8217;s great-grandmother shared an apartment with Amelia Earhart in Abington, Pennsylvania. Now I have no idea what to think.</p><p>I&#8217;d like to float as a competing euphemism &#8220;Gardened with Vita-Sackville West.&#8221; From the anonymous biographer at <a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poets/vita-sackville-west">Poetry Foundation</a>:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;A founding member of the National Trust&#8217;s garden committee, Sackville-West wrote a weekly gardening column for <em>The Observer</em> and was awarded a Veitch Memorial Medal from the Royal Horticultural Society. She died of cancer at Sissinghurst Castle in Kent, where the gardens she created with her husband, writer and diplomat Harold Nicolson, remain open to the public, preserved by the National Trust.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>The Sackville-West affair I know most about was with Mary Campbell, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-st-john-of-the-cross-as?utm_source=publication-search">Roy Campbell</a>&#8217;s wife. It seems that Mary felt rapturous while Vita saw it more as a dalliance. Wellesley, a passionate gardener herself according to the biography written by her granddaughter, Jane Wellesley, seemed to have held expectations more in concert. Their relationship was consequent enough that Wellesley left her husband and children to carry on.</p><p>The two women remained involved from roughly 1922 through 1932. There&#8217;s guesswork in those dates, but Wellesley was separated in 1922, Sackville-West dedicated her epic, <em>The Land, </em>to Wellesley in 1926, and it appears there was only a short spell between breaking up (though they remained friends) with Sackville-West and taking up with Matheson. That pair I&#8217;m told were together for the last eight years of Matheson&#8217;s life which ended in 1940. They were on again-off-again or had an understanding as Sackville-West was gardening with Virginia Woolf around that time as well. Very modern.</p><p>&#8220;Fire&#8221; is the first of her poems as arranged by Yeats in <em>Oxford Modern.</em> He gave her a surprising fifteen pages in the original format. For comparison, TS Eliot got twelve. Pound got six. He only gave himself nine. I&#8217;m not implying favoritism. It was the poetry that drew him to her. This wasn&#8217;t a case of him being smitten and that coloring his professional judgment.</p><p>The opening, as I mentioned, is tremendous. It&#8217;s a long poem; six of her fifteen pages. As Yeats wrote, she changes pace. I&#8217;ll defer to Yeats, but not all the pace changes are welcome. The following I like alone:</p><blockquote><p>Butcher, baker, candlestick-maker,<br>Blood, and bread, and taper,<br>Meat, and wheat, and light,<br>Along with Jones the draper<br>The wife finds these in little shops<br>On the right of the undertaker.</p></blockquote><p>Not as an aside or break in the outset&#8217;s tone. And then she nails what should have been the ending:</p><blockquote><p>Send him with torches, blaze the pyre,<br>Far from town and street:<br>Burn his body on the shore<br>Where Earth, Air, and Water meet,<br>As all poets know,<br>As all dead men know.</p></blockquote><p>But continues with a non-aphorism in aphorism&#8217;s clothes.</p><blockquote><p>Death&#8217;s the first and everlasting,<br>Life the lean time and the fasting,<br>Birth the end and everlasting,<br>Whether we will or no.</p></blockquote><p>I&#8217;m forced to pause and adopt a more sonorous voice. I didn&#8217;t want to do that.</p><p>I think <a href="https://aspectsofhistory.com/a-persian-journey/">Aspects of History</a> has an excerpt from <em>Blue Eyes and a Wild Spirit</em>, that biography written by the granddaughter. If it isn&#8217;t an excerpt, then they have an entertaining teaser for the book written by the author. Jane Wellseley shares a note and tales from her grandmother&#8217;s drop of-a-hat trip to Persia. It&#8217;s a charming history. With a few companions the ladies saw sites, braved bandit lands, always on the lookout for desert flowers.</p><p>Dottie left the group before the last leg and flew out on her own. Virginia Woolf, who never flew herself, asked her to write about the experience. Jane&#8212;which sounds overly familiar but the page is awash in &#8220;Wellesley&#8221; so forgive the intimacy&#8212;shares from Dottie&#8217;s response.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Then came the Caspian. I looked slap down into those green depths &amp; into all that caviar. I got hungry. I thought: this has been for years the place of my dreams, the land between the old caravan routes, &amp; the empire of Trebizond, &amp; here on the map you&#8217;ve put your finger &amp; said: &#8216;I wish I were there.&#8217;&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Like Yeats before with her poetry, I&#8217;m delighted by her prose.</p><p>Again, this next is taken from a longer poem. I don&#8217;t have a date on this, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m taking much risk in saying she wrote it after her Persian trip.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Asian Desert</strong></p><p>Here she has no heart,<br>Lies not as the earth in other lands<br>With her limbs apart.</p><p>Here strongly the sap is outwrung,<br>Here the memory divine<br>Of an old woman is mine<br>So old she was never young.</p><p>Ah, but see, is she not beautiful?<br>Hank of stone, wrinkle of rock,<br>Pared, seared, stark with age?<br>Is she not tenderer far than what she allures<br>Man on his pilgrimage?</p></blockquote><p>Such were rail routes that the journey to Tehran took Wellesley and Sackville-West through Moscow, where they visited Lenin&#8217;s tomb.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Lenin</strong></p><p>Greedy of detail I saw,<br>In those two minutes allowed,<br>The man was not wax, as they said,<br>But a corpse, for a thumb nail was black,<br>The thing was Lenin.</p><p>Then a woman beside me cried<br>With a strange voice, foreign, loud.<br>And I, who fear not life nor death, and those who have died<br>Only a little, was inwardly shaken with fear,<br>For I stood in the presence of God;<br>The voice I heard was the voice of all generations<br>Acclaiming new faiths, horrible, beautiful faiths;<br>I knew that the woman wailed as women wailed long ago<br>For Christ was a wax man too,<br>When they carried him down to the grave.</p></blockquote><p>Jane tells us they stayed at the British Mission in Moscow, and right after that writes, &#8220;&#8216;Look here,&#8217; she said to Vita, &#8216;I believe people are watching us and listening to what we say. I don&#8217;t think we ought to talk.&#8217;&#8221;</p><p>Was Wellesley worried that Soviets were listening, or that in the British Mission, artists were watched&#8212;Bloomsbury affiliation bestowing protection and drawing suspicion&#8212;for communist sympathies? I don&#8217;t know. They were very modern.</p><p></p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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Hugh MacDiarmid Thistled While He Worked]]></title><description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s a tremendous English poet for a rebellious Scot.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-hugh-macdiarmid-thistled</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-hugh-macdiarmid-thistled</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 13:31:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!N0f0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F95cceb98-f6c0-4693-b8bc-51bf5b9cbadb_1760x2496.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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That went quickly. <em>Tempis fugit</em>, <em>carpe diem</em>, &#8220;Life moves pretty fast. If you don&#8217;t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it,&#8221; Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>Honestly, that really snuck up on me. Freshman year: Almost down.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>In the mean time, do that last one. Happy POETS Day.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><p>***</p><p>I read about poets lives a good deal, and have decided that a lot of literary immortality is born from not having any idea what you&#8217;re doing on any front&#8212;politics, relationships, plain ole human decency&#8212;and making a ton of noise while you try to figure it out.</p><p>Not all, but many. Mild mannered insurance agent <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-wallace-stevens?utm_source=publication-search">Wallace Stevens</a> threw a punch at Hemingway. Pound blathered on about passports, clothing drives, new, new, new, and economic fantasy. The upright TS Eliot kept well within the rails when not tearing hundreds year old poetic tradition to pieces and filling the void with continuum-compliant fixes. He may have been the messiest of the lot. It&#8217;s seamless energy. Even in tubercular throes, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-keats-gets-snippy-about?utm_source=publication-search">Keats</a>, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-paul-laurence-dunbar?utm_source=publication-search">Dunbar</a>, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-wm-praed-and-an-irishman?utm_source=publication-search">Praed</a>, and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-dh-lawrence?utm_source=publication-search">Lawrence</a> produced poetry, sent out letters, remained exhibitionist observers. From one thing to another, promiscuous passions, stardom, hermitage; there is either a singularity of focus in the moment frequent to literary success or a conspiracy of biographers leading me to believe so. And the energy needs focus. One thing succeeds, fails, or finishes. What&#8217;s next?</p><p>The great Scottish poet Hugh MacDiarmid was a fascist in the 1920s when everybody who was a loud and proud fascist or a loud and proud anti-fascist thought <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis-and-roy-campbell?utm_source=publication-search">Roy Campbell</a> was the opposite and got into public spats with him. But MacDiarmid was too much a political gypsy, so left fascism behind for Communism. The local Scots variant wasn&#8217;t sufficient and so, having had a taste, moved on to Stalinism. I don&#8217;t know the order or the particulars other than that in the 1930s he was kicked out of the Communist Party of Great Britain twice, at least once for being too nationalist, and kicked out of the Scottish Nationalist Party, even as a founding member of its predecessor organization, the National Party of Scotland, for being too communist. Bygones happened somewhere along the line as he stood for Parliament in 1945 under the SNP banner and 1964 as CPGB.</p><p>I think it&#8217;s wrong to read MacDiarmid as a steady conscience not fitting quite into so bouncing between parties. He was mercurial. In a given span he&#8217;s throwing bombs in both directions. One of his biographers, Dr Margery Palmer McCulloch of Glasgow University, is quoted in a 2010 <em>Sunday Times</em> article under the headline &#8220;Hugh MacDiarmid: I&#8217;d prefer Nazi rule,&#8221; as saying &#8220;MacDiarmid seemed to just fire off ideas and antagonisms without thinking them through.&#8221; His daughter-in-law and literary executor, Deirdre Grieve, is quoted in the same article: &#8220;I think he entertained almost every ideal it was possible to entertain at one point or another.&#8221; Just Hugh being Hugh.</p><p>I came upon something that I had to read twice, do a few searches, and then read those searches twice. George Orwell put MacDiarmid&#8217;s name to MI5 as someone to watch for Soviet sympathies. This was in 1949. Orwell was no fan of the Soviets and listed several he feared might be open to giving whatever the British condemnatory equivalent of &#8220;aid and comfort&#8221; to the enemy is. I don&#8217;t know what MacDiarmid was up to, but it&#8217;s eyebrow raising to read that the author of 1984 thought a little monitoring prudent.</p><p>Once you know a guy is into totalitarian politics, it&#8217;s hard to pin anything as his focus. Politics saturates the whole. But, he was a poet. Maybe first and foremost, though a nationalist poet who saw his work as a vehicle for a Scottish literary renascence, breaking away from the oppressive English, and elevating the pretty much dead Lallan (Lowland) language. Politics.</p><p>The problem, or obstacle, was the indifference of the Scots. There wasn&#8217;t a single language to revive so much as a passel of dialects. It was all Creole and no French, with none of the shoots a clear true heir. Poor MacDiarmid had to scrabble together whatever he could from his Lowland upbringing, scour John Jamieson&#8217;s <em>Etymological Dictionary of the Scottish Language</em>, and impose familiar (English) grammar on the result. He lived on the island of Whalsey in the Shetlands from 1933 to 1945, and I&#8217;m sure he must have made friends who&#8217;d give him an honest answer, but per Wikipedia, &#8220;Local legend has it that he asked about Whalsay words and some of the Whalsay folk made up fantastical words that did not exist.&#8221;</p><p>Michael Glover&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="https://newcriterion.com/article/thistles-thorns/">Thistle &amp; thorns</a>&#8221; (<em>The New Criterion, </em>March 1994) is one of the more entertaining articles I&#8217;ve read on any subject. He takes MacDiarmid down a host of pegs but it&#8217;s clear Glover respects the man a great deal as a poet. It&#8217;s a kindly takedown, as if he pulled MacDiarmid aside and said &#8220;Have you thought about what you&#8217;re doing? Do you see how this looks?&#8221; From the article:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;The prophet, sad to say, was not honored in his own country. MacDiarmid&#8217;s Scots readers, English speakers to a man, were perplexed. Who owned this synthetic language, this tissue of willful obscurities? they asked. And what were they to do with it? MacDiarmid sighed and rent his shirt. For if there was one nation that MacDiarmid had an even greater contempt for than the English, it was undoubtedly his own: that people of his who deemed &#8216;their ignorance their glory&#8217;; who had willingly accepted the terms of slavery that the English had handed down to them; and who had no capacity to think anything other than their own &#8216;dour provincial thochts.&#8217;&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>There&#8217;s no hatred like that reserved for the most likely ally. Back to politics: Leninists hate Trotskyites hate Stalinists, Right-Libertarians hate Consequitialist Libertarians, Jacobins hate all in time, and Orwell turned in Soviet types. So the Scots earned MacDiarmid&#8217;s scorn. More so did those who made a fetish over Robert Burns. To be clear, he loved Burns. But you don&#8217;t get Burns. Not like he did.</p><p>His most famous work is <em>A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle</em>, a two-thousand six hundred and eighty-five line epic about a man walking home from the pub, thinking about the world. It&#8217;s a patchwork of styles and subjects; those ranging from the writings of Nietzsche and Dostoevsky, Isadora Duncan and a union strike, and, all this per Wikipedia, &#8220;develops and consciously parodies compositional techniques used by poets such as <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-li-bai-ernest-fenollosa?utm_source=publication-search">Ezra Pound</a> and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-thoughts-on-part-iv-of?utm_source=publication-search">T.S. Eliot</a>.&#8221; It&#8217;s a well respected and praised work. I&#8217;ve read bits here and there. It&#8217;s a mess if you try to wring out every meaning. It&#8217;s the authors Esperanto so there&#8217;s no one reader that gets it without a glossary, but there&#8217;s music. There&#8217;s no denying the sound.</p><p>Here&#8217;s an excerpt where he gives what for to Burns fans.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle<br></strong><em>Hugh MacDiarmid (1892-1978)</em></p><p>You canna gang to a Burns supper even<br>Wi&#8217;oot some wizened scrunt o&#8217; a knock-knee<br>Chinee turns roon to say, &#8220;Him Haggis&#8212;velly goot!&#8221;<br>And ten to wan the piper is a Cockney.</p><p>No&#8217; wan in fifty kens a wurd Burns wrote<br>But misapplied is a&#8217;body&#8217;s property,<br>And gin there was his like alive the day<br>They&#8217;d be the last a kennin&#8217; haund to gie&#8212;</p><p>Croose London Scotties wi&#8217; their braw shirt fronts<br>And a&#8217; their fancy freen&#8217;s, rejoicin&#8217;<br>That similah gatherings in Timbuctoo,<br>Bagdad&#8212;and Hell, nae doot&#8212;are voicin&#8217;</p><p>Burns&#8217; sentiments o&#8217; universal love,<br>In pidgin&#8217; English or in wild-fowl Scots,<br>And toastin&#8217; ane wha&#8217;s nocht to them but an<br>Excuse for faitherin&#8217; Genius wi&#8217; their thochts.</p></blockquote><p>His real name was Christopher Murray Grieve. Hugh MacDiarmid was a pen name. For those keeping score, he used a fake name and a fake language, both evoking a nostalgic Scottish tradition, in order to reassert a muscular Scots literature. It&#8217;s absurd, but it kinda worked. Again, he was a very talented poet.</p><p>It&#8217;s possible for all the barbs and pokes of the Glover article to land and for the following, from the excellent unsung biographers who toil at Poetry Foundation, to be true.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;C. M. Grieve, best known under his pseudonym Hugh MacDiarmid, is credited with effecting a Scottish literary revolution which restored an indigenous Scots literature and has been acknowledged as the greatest poet that his country has produced since Robert Burns. As a writer, political theorist, revolutionary, prophet, and multifaceted personality, he was a man to be reckoned with, even by those who did not agree that he was one of Great Britain&#8217;s major poets. Ian Hamilton wrote that MacDiarmid made enemies largely because &#8216;he makes his own rules, contemns categories, cracks open water-tight compartments, bestraddles disciplines, scorns social, cultural, and academic cliques and claques, and affirms . . . that it is not failure but low aim that is criminal.&#8217;&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Once more for those keeping score, that&#8217;s &#8220;prophet&#8221; twice, and from different sources.</p><p><em>The Norton Anthology of the English Language, Vol II</em>, footnotes an explanation for the next poem.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;This is one of a series of four lyrics titles Au Clair de la Lune (&#8220;By the light of the moon&#8221;). MacDiarmid has written of it: &#8216;The first two lines of &#8220;Moonstruck&#8221; mean: &#8220;When the world is dozed like a top at the height of its spin, that the light-looking crow of a body, the moon&#8230;&#8221; I can think of no English equivalent which can bring out the complicated sense of that description of the moon, at once insubstantial and disreputable looking, radiant and yet dark with sinister influences.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>It also has a footnote defining &#8220;peerieweerie&#8221; as &#8220;Diminished to a mere thread of sound.&#8221; I am charmed and will be using the word.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Moonstruck</strong></p><p>When the warl&#8217;s couped soon&#8217; as a peerie<br>That licht-lookin&#8217; craw o&#8217; a body, the moon,<br>Sits on the fower cross-win&#8217;s<br>Peerin&#8217; a&#8217; roon&#8217;.</p><p>She&#8217;s seen me&#8212;she&#8217;s seen me&#8212;an&#8217; straucht<br>Loupit clean on the quick o&#8217;my hert.<br>The quhither o&#8217; cauld gowd&#8217;s fairly<br>Gi&#8217;en me a stert.</p><p>An&#8217; the roarin&#8217; o&#8217; oceans noo&#8217;<br>Is peerieweerie to me:<br>Thunner&#8217;s a tinklin&#8217; bell: an&#8217; Time<br>Whud&#8217;s like a flee.</p></blockquote><p>MacDiarmid butted heads frequently and publicly with <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-edwin-muirs-the-horses?utm_source=publication-search">Edwin Muir</a> who believed that if Scotland were to have a national literature, it should be English, as speakers of almost every dialect knew English as well, to one degree or another. His 1938 <em>Scott and Scotland</em> drew ire from most quarters, but he was right that if there was a commonality to be expressed, the language was secondary to expressing it and English was already in place for the Scots. Glover is frank on the point:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;the humiliations suffered by the native languages of Scotland&#8230;began in earnest much earlier; earlier even than the uniting of the two crowns of England and Scotland in 1603.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>The Geneva Bible was the Bible of service in Scotland since 1579. It was translated into English, not Scots. When James I united the crown, he moved his court South. Court and church were creatures of the English language, and Scots in all its forms diminished.</p><p>In addition to Muir, MacDiarmid found new ground for battling Campbell; their Fascist dyspepsia launched a new conflict over MacDiarmid&#8217;s brand of Lallans he dubbed &#8220;Synthetic Scots.&#8221; Campbell was having none of it. He was born in South Africa, but to Scottish parents and carried second generation zeal for the old country. To him, the manufacturing was too much to overlook. There&#8217;s a poem Campbell wrote to mock the whole endeavour, but I can&#8217;t find a single stanza online or at the library. From the title, I suspect it&#8217;s amazing: &#8220;Ska-hawtch Wha Hae! A Likkle wee poom i&#8217;th&#8217; Aulde Teashoppe Pidgin Brogue, Lallands or Butter-Scotch (Wi&#8217; apooligees to MockDiarmid).&#8221;</p><p>MacDiarmid carried on the fight until one day he didn&#8217;t. He may have been unable to think of an &#8220;English equivalent which can bring out the complicated sense of that description of the moon,&#8221; but he was having trouble with everything else. For all his passion and the aid of the Jamieson <em>Dictionary</em>, the assembled Scots vocabulary was too small. It was limiting. So he started writing in English.</p><p>I can find no recorded apostasy. One day he railed against those who didn&#8217;t join his crusade, the next he abandoned it. I can&#8217;t find anything from Muir&#8217; side either, though I&#8217;m sure there must have been something written somewhere. Maybe they thought, &#8220;Take the win.&#8221; He joined their side, no point in berating him for agreeing.</p><p>A last from Glover:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;And, true to his own estimation, that vituperative nature which held him in its thrall also caused him to give birth to much that was clumsy, ugly, ill-formed; to be silly, pedantic, na&#239;ve, and absurdly pretentious. And yet, amidst all this bluster, there is still some great poetry to be reckoned with.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>From Fascist, to damn Hitler, to at least the Nazis aren&#8217;t English, from preserving a heritage, to embracing a broader expression. All on a dime and all full steam. He&#8217;s a tremendous English poet for a rebellious Scot.</p><blockquote><p><strong>In the Children&#8217;s Hospital</strong></p><p>&#8220;<em>Does it matter? Losing your legs?&#8221;<br>Siegfried Sassoon</em></p><p>Now let the legless boy show the great lady<br>How well he can manage his crutches.<br>It doesn&#8217;t matter though the Sister objects,<br>&#8220;He&#8217;s not used to them yet,&#8221; when such is<br>The will of the Princess. Come, Tommy,<br>Try a few desperate steps through the ward.<br>Then the hand of Royalty will pat your head<br>And life suddenly cease to be hard.<br>For a couple of legs are surely no miss<br>When the loss leads to such an honour as this!<br>One knows, when one sees how jealous the rest<br>Of the children are, it&#8217;s been all for the best!&#8212;<br>But would the sound of your sticks on the floor<br>Thundered in her skull for evermore!</p></blockquote><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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Apes in Hell]]></title><description><![CDATA[You find out the strangest things reading introductions to books.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-apes-in-hell</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-apes-in-hell</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:31:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jgbu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4f98ed3-ae80-440e-9ad8-4993eda75163_1800x1200.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jgbu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4f98ed3-ae80-440e-9ad8-4993eda75163_1800x1200.jpeg" 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Trying to look busy? Surreptitiously scanning restaurant reviews? Checking game times? Texting your friends about restaurants and game times? Cut it out and cut out. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, a little verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>I&#8217;ve mentioned before that I&#8217;m an introduction reader if the introduction is relatively short or obscenely long. My theory is that I might as well read a short one and that a long one indicates something in the book requiring the long introduction; something I might otherwise miss. My experience shows mid-length ones to be fumbling, fawning, and filled with ten dollar praise of the sort grad students fuss out over beloved former teachers. If I like the book, I&#8217;ll read those after. It&#8217;s a slapdash theory, but it&#8217;s served me and I&#8217;m fixed in my habits.</p><p>Christian Lorentzen wrote the Introduction to the NYRB Classic edition of <em>Take a Girl Like You</em> by <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-a-few-poems-by-kingsley?utm_source=publication-search">Kingsley Amis</a>, and I&#8217;m a little ticked off at him. He&#8217;s funny and drops some whispered-about biographical info, though he&#8217;s writing about Amis and the info is about infidelity so it was loud whispering to begin with, but entertaining. I&#8217;m not going to work out the chronology, but <em>Harper&#8217;s </em>claims Lorentzen as a contributor, as do the <em>London Review of Books </em>and others. This intro is a small sample size, but I&#8217;m content to dub him one of the good guys and read what I come upon in the future. Still, he ticked me off. I&#8217;m pretty sure he gave away the ending of the book.</p><p>Not so terribly that I won&#8217;t read. I&#8217;m pretty, not totally, sure he spoiled it. Lorentzen gives a who&#8217;s who of the characters, outlines the conflict central to the plot, and then tells us the ending is &#8220;genuinely shocking.&#8221; But given the build up as explained there&#8217;s only one genuinely shocking ending. If he&#8217;s pulled a feint and one of the mains out of nowhere joins the priesthood, reveals himself as the Lindbergh baby, grows a trunk: fine. The ending isn&#8217;t spoiled. But given where the story, by his touching on it tells, is going&#8230; Dammit.</p><p>He didn&#8217;t put me off the book. Lucky him, Amis is funny; a wiz writing internal dialogue and contrasting it with behavior contrary but in line with social harmony&#8212;snide thoughts behind spoken niceties, etc.</p><p>If I hadn&#8217;t read the introduction, I might have skipped straight to chapter one. If I&#8217;d done that I&#8217;d have torted myself twice. First, by not having the wherewithal to tut-tut the dedication, &#8220;To Mavis and Geoff Nicholson.&#8221; Lorentzen gave me the dirt on that: &#8220;Geoff was his former student, and Mavis his mistress. Amis led a complicated life.&#8221; Second, I wouldn&#8217;t have been baffled by the epigraph:</p><blockquote><p><em>Where shall I go when I go where I go?</em></p><p><em>Go, gentle maid, go lead the apes in hell.</em></p></blockquote><p>He leaves it there uncredited. It&#8217;s actually two quotes. The novel&#8217;s working title was <em>Song of the Wanderer</em>, and &#8220;Where shall I go&#8230;&#8221; is a pull from the lyrics of a 1926 or 27 Neil Moret song, &#8220;Song of the Wanderer (Where Shall I Go?)&#8221; made famous at various times by a list of people, none of which I&#8217;ve never heard of. That was easy enough to find. Bafflement came from the second part. Even now that I&#8217;ve read all about the whens and wheres, I can&#8217;t make satisfactory sense of why.</p><p><a href="https://wordhistories.net/2017/09/19/lead-apes-in-hell/">WorldHistory.net</a> was extremely helpful, and I should highlight and thank them as they were the source informing me of the existence of most of the instances I&#8217;m referencing in this piece. They say, &#8220;The obsolete phrase to lead apes in hell expresses the fancied consequence of dying a spinster.&#8221; There was shame in spinsterhood. It&#8217;s a squandering of resources or some such, but the phrase was meant as a threat: &#8220;Get married, have children, or face the consequences.&#8221; From what I&#8217;ve gathered searching around the web, mothers led their children in heaven. That was the foundational obsolete saying. It doesn&#8217;t seem diametrical to me, but apes and hell are antonymical enough. Enough, it proves, to catch on and make a short run of common parlance. &#8220;You&#8217;ll go blind.&#8221;</p><p>The first known written occurrence of the phrase comes from the great trendsetter, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-george-gascoigne-birth?utm_source=publication-search">George Gascoigne</a> (~1539-1577), author of the first original English poem in blank verse. His &#8220;apes in hell&#8221; comes to us via prose, in his <em>A Hundreth sundrie Flowres bounde vp in one small Poesie </em>(1573.) The book is a monster with no theme as far as I can tell from the table of contents and as much random reading as I could tolerate using the archive.org flipbook viewer (not much). It&#8217;s got prose, poetry, translations, fiction, and essays. The apes appear in a section called &#8220;A pleasant discourse of the adventures of Master F.I.&#8221; in an episode where F.I. is adjudicating what seems to be a divorce or annulment proceeding pressed by a husband against his wife of twenty-one years, Lady Pergo. For seven years of marriage she wouldn&#8217;t &#8220;y&#233;eld vnto his iust desires,&#8221; seven more she &#8220;spent in s&#233;eking to recouer his lost loue.&#8221; The final seven they didn&#8217;t have much to say to each other. She pled with F.I.,</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Nowe, of you worthy Gouernour I would be most glad to heare this question decided, remembring that ther was no difference in the times betwene vs: and surely, vnles your iudgement helpe me, I am afraide my marriage wilbe marred, and I may goe lead Apes in hell.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>I wrote &#8220;seems to be a divorce or annulment proceeding&#8221; but it&#8217;s also possible this is a farce and she&#8217;s suing her husband for performance. I&#8217;ll update if I find a more tolerable way to read on. The salient take away is that the phrase &#8220;lead apes in hell&#8221; was in use in 1573.</p><p>Fake Shakespeare confirms that the phrase wasn&#8217;t just a one off by Gascoigne then repeated by his admirers. In the 1605 play <em>The London Prodigall</em>, once attributed to <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-shakespearean-sonnet?utm_source=publication-search">William Shakespeare</a> but on consideration not, the author lets on that &#8220;apes&#8221; was a proverb, and an old one at that.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from The London Prodigall</strong> from 1605<br><em>Fake William Shakespeare (probably not 1564-1616)</em></p><p>&#8211; <em>Lancelot. </em>What is it folly to loue Charitie?<br>&#8211; <em>Maister Weathercocks. </em>No mistake me not syr Lancelot,<br>But tis an old prouerbe, and you know it well,<br>That women dying maides, lead apes in hell.<br>&#8211; <em>Lancelot. </em>Thats a foolish prouerbe, and a false.</p></blockquote><p>Actual Shakespeare used the phrase in dialogue twice. First, in or around 1591.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from The Taming of the Shrew<br></strong><em>@realWilliamShakespeare (1564-1616)</em></p><p><em>Katherine: </em>What, will you not suffer me? Nay, now I see<br>She is your treasure, she must have a husband,<br>I must dance barefoot on her wedding day<br>And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell.<br>Talk not to me. I will go sit and weep<br>Till I can find occasion of revenge.</p></blockquote><p>Again, in or around 1599.</p><blockquote><p><strong>from Much Ado About Nothing</strong></p><p><em>Leonato: </em>You may light on a husband that hath no<br>beard.<br><em>Beatrice: </em>What should I do with him? Dress him in my<br>apparel and make him my waiting gentlewoman?<br>He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he<br>that hath no beard is less than a man; and he that is<br>more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less<br>than a man, I am not for him. Therefore I will even<br>take sixpence in earnest of the bearherd, and lead<br>his apes into hell.</p></blockquote><p>Sir John Davies wins. He included the phrase in his poetic dialogue &#8220;A Contention Betwixt a Wife, a Widdow, and a Maide.&#8221; In either 1601 or 1602, the poem was performed at the house of Richard Cecil in from of Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth I, The Virgin Queen. If I&#8217;ve got it right, Davies wrote knowing she would be in the audience. I have to buy a finer hat to tip.</p><p>He was a favorite of the queen. In 1598, a fellow lawyer made him mad over some slight so he hired two goons with swords to follow him into an Inns of Court dining hall and glower away anyone who&#8217;d stop him from trouncing his offender with a cudgel. That got him disbarred for a while. A year later he dedicated a poem to Elizabeth. She un-disbarred him, or leaned on those who did, and set him up for a seat in Parliament to boot. He was risking a good bit setting a wife and widow on a defender of maidenhood in this work.</p><p>It&#8217;s a long poem, but this excerpt gives the sense: the maid claims innocence and purity, the wife lives in the hoped for moment, and the widow reaps rewards. They&#8217;re all snippy with each other.</p><blockquote><p><strong>II. A Contention<br>Betwixt a Wife, a Widdow, and a Maide<br></strong><em>Sir John Davies (1569-1626)</em></p><p><em>Maid.</em> The maid is ever fresh, like morne in May:<br><em>Wife.</em> The wife with all her beames is beautified,<br>Like to high noone, the glory of the day:<br><em>Widow.</em> The widow, like a milde, sweet, euen-tide.</p><p><em>Wife.</em> An office well supplide is like the wife.<br><em>Widow.</em> The widow, like a gainfull office voide:<br><em>Maid.</em> But maids are like contentment in this life,<br>Which al the world haue sought, but none enioid:</p><p>Go wife to Dunmow, and demaund your flitch.<br><em>Widow.</em> Goe gentle maide, goe leade the Apes in hell.<br><em>Wife.</em> Goe widow make some younger brother rich,<br>And then take thought and die, and all is well.</p></blockquote><p>Of course there&#8217;s fawning subtext meant to flatter Herself. Davies was daring, not foolish. He included bits like the below before getting to the apes above.</p><blockquote><p><em>Wife.</em> Why marriage is an honourable state.<br><em>Widow.</em> And widdow-hood is a reuerend degree:<br><em>Maid.</em> But maidenhead, that will admit no mate,<br>Like maiestie itselfe must sacred be.</p></blockquote><p>And of course, as it would be genuinely shocking if she didn&#8217;t, the Maid gets the long speech closing the disagreement before the kumbaya final stanzas.</p><blockquote><p><em>Maid.</em> Not Maids? To spotlesse maids this gift is giuen,<br>To liue in incorruption from their birth;<br>And what is that but to inherit heauen<br>Euen while they dwell vpon the spotted earth?</p><p>The perfectest of all created things,<br>The purest gold, that suffers no allay;<br>The sweetest flower that on th&#8217; earths bosome springs,<br>The pearle vnbord, whose price no price can pay:</p><p>The Christall Glasse that will no venome hold,<br>The mirror wherein Angels loue to looke,<br><em>Dianaes</em> bathing Fountaine cleere and cold,<br>Beauties fresh Rose, and vertues liuing booke.</p><p>Of loue and fortune both, the Mistresse borne,<br>The soueraigne spirit that will be thrall to none;<br>The spotlesse garment that was neuer worne,<br>The Princely Eagle that still flyes alone.</p><p>She sees the world, yet her cleere thought doth take<br>No such deepe print as to be chang&#8217;d thereby;<br>As when we see the burning fire doth make,<br>No such impression as doth burne the eye.</p></blockquote><p>In short, you find out the strangest things by virtue of reading introductions to books. It&#8217;s a good practice.</p><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[POETS DAY! Keats Gets Snippy About Wordsworth]]></title><description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s unclear whether Wordsworth offended him or if he felt others mistakenly took offense to his manner or deeds. It&#8217;s a curious little enigma.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-keats-gets-snippy-about</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-keats-gets-snippy-about</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 13:31:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lhN7!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe1eb920d-2079-4a9c-a199-0ddd14de3148_2975x1991.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lhN7!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe1eb920d-2079-4a9c-a199-0ddd14de3148_2975x1991.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div 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stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Illustration by Rene Sears</figcaption></figure></div><p>In the summer of 1818, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-john-keats-at-last-apparently?utm_source=publication-search">John Keats</a> and his friend Charles Armitage Brown went on a walking tour of Scotland. It looks like the pair covered somewhere between six hundred to six hundred and fifty miles over forty-four days, so about fifteen miles a day, give or take and accounting for weather.</p><p>Keats wrote a series of letters about the journey to his consumptive brother Thomas, unable to travel with what they didn&#8217;t know at the time was his last bout with tuberculosis. He brings his brother along in these letters. It&#8217;s endearing. He&#8217;s colloquial and considerate. Reading, you get the sense he really did &#8220;Wish you were here.&#8221; You also get the sense that he was entertaining a bedridden friend, and further, the sense that his audience enjoyed laughing at small frustrations.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>There&#8217;s a great deal about lovely views, divine salt water baths, and all the joys that make for good travel brouchuring, but Keats peppers it with amusing observations; little asides he would give were Thomas along.</p><p>He and Brown came upon the Duke of Argyle&#8217;s &#8220;modern magnificent&#8221; seat on a day when a band played, a little serendipity adding music to the grey stone Inverary Castle by &#8220;lovely&#8221; Loch Fyne and surrounding dark, old woods. To Thomas:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;I must say I enjoyed two or three common tunes&#8212;but nothing could stifle the horrors of a solo on the Bag-pipe&#8212;I thought the Beast would never have done.&#8212;Yet was I doomed to hear another.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>There were rough nights and coarse meals; all the minor bitches travelers log. I was very glad to read they took a long road miles out of their way rather than pay what they considered an unfair toll for the comparison Keats made.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8212;but the expense is 7 Guineas and those rather extorted.&#8212;Staffa you see is a fashionable place and therefore every one concerned with it either in this town or the Island are what you call up. &#8217;Tis like paying sixpence for an apple at the playhouse.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Or $22.39 for a popcorn bucket at an AMC. Some things never change.</p><p>What I believe to be the first letter to Thomas from tour, dated July 17, 1818, recounts steam boats, purple mountains, pink clouds, a deceptive sign promising breakfast without informing that said breakfast was fifteen miles away, and the banks of the Clyde. Almost perfect:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8212;I have just been bathing in Loch Fyne a salt water Lake opposite the Windows,&#8212;quite pat and fresh but for the cursed Gad flies&#8212;damn &#8217;em they have been at me ever since I left the Swan and two necks.&#8221;<a class="footnote-anchor" data-component-name="FootnoteAnchorToDOM" id="footnote-anchor-1" href="#footnote-1" target="_self">1</a></p></blockquote><p>After that line, he offers a fourteen stanza poem. It&#8217;s doggerel and unpolished, but suited to bring a smile to a bedridden brother. There was no title. Where it appears it is often given the working title &#8220;Gadfly.&#8221;</p><blockquote><p><strong>Gadfly</strong><br><em>John Keats (1795-1821)</em></p><p>All gentle folks who owe a grudge<br>To any living thing<br>Open your ears and stay your trudge<br>Whilst I in dudgeon sing.</p><p>The Gadfly he hath stung me sore&#8212;<br>O may he ne&#8217;er sting you!<br>But we have many a horrid bore<br>He may sting black and blue.</p><p>Has any here an old grey Mare<br>With three legs all her store,<br>O put it to her Buttocks bare<br>And straight she&#8217;ll run on four.</p></blockquote><p>So far, good fun. He gets mean in the next section. As to why, I need help.</p><p>In <em>The Birth of the Modern: World Society 1850-</em>1830, Paul Johnson writes about &#8220;one of the most memorable dinner parties in the history of English literature.&#8221; The party itself doesn&#8217;t seem all that memorable to me. There&#8217;s drunken foolishness, it&#8217;s peopled with luminaries, and there&#8217;s some awkwardness made more awkward by the mentioned drunken foolishness, but there&#8217;s nothing epochal in the telling. The telling itself is interesting. Johnson contrasts how Keats relays the story immediately and then months after.</p><p>On December 28, 1817, Keats met <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-william-wordsworth?utm_source=publication-search">William Wordsworth</a> for the first time. The older poet was visiting London and the painter Benjamin Robert Haydon was keen to introduce the young up and coming poet to the great man. Both were invited to dinner, along with Charles Lamb and Thomas Monkhouse, a merchant and cousin of Wordsworth&#8217;s wife Mary. Others joined as the day went on: an engraver named Landseer and Joseph Ritchie, famous for his travels. They discussed Voltaire, toasted Newton, and recited <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-john-milton-edition?utm_source=publication-search">Milton</a>. Good times.</p><p>At the time, Wordsworth was under appointment from his landlord and friend William Lowther, second Earl of Lonsdale, as Collector of Stamps for Westmoreland, a job Johnson notes, &#8220;was by no means a sinecure.&#8221; He earned roughly &#163;200 a year, but there was a great deal of work to be done. His duties put him in frequent correspondence with his superior, John Kingston, Commissioner of Stamp Duties in London, a fan. Kingston heard of the dinner, knew Haydon, and asked if the painter might make him an in person introduction to Wordsworth. Haydon agreed and Kingston was set to come join the group after dinner, which I take to mean lunch as it&#8217;s mentioned the gathering continued into supper.</p><p>Lamb got obliterated. In a letter to his brothers George and Thomas, Keats singles him out as &#8220;tipsy,&#8221; but he&#8217;s soft-pedaling. Kingston didn&#8217;t fit in. He was in over his head trying to join the conversation. Johnson says he asked Wordsworth if he thought Milton was a genius. It was a stupid question, given the company&#8212;like asking a bunch of football coaches if they found the forward pass useful&#8212;but he asked from respect and interest. Lamb called him a &#8220;silly fellow&#8221; and asked &#8220;will you allow me to look at your phrenological development?&#8221;</p><p>At this point, Wordsworth had been introduced to Kingston but without honorifics, so hadn&#8217;t connected that this Kingston was <em>the</em> Kingston, Lord of All Postage, for whom he worked. When Kingston told Wordsworth that he&#8217;d enjoyed their correspondence, Wordsworth was at a loss. &#8220;With me, sir?&#8221; he asked. There was some confused back and forth until Kingston made clear, &#8220;I am the Commissioner of Stamps.&#8221; Johnson writes,</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;There was, said Haydon, &#8216;a dead silence,&#8217; broken by Lamb&#8217;s repeated &#8216;Do let me have another look at that gentleman&#8217;s organs.&#8217; At that point, Haydon recorded, &#8216;Keats and I hurried Lamb into the painting-room, shut the door, and gave way to inextinguishable laughter.&#8217; Kingston was huffy and, at first, &#8216;Irreconcilable,&#8217; and Wordsworth had to humor him as best he could. But he was persuaded to stay to supper, during which, at intervals, could be heard Lamb&#8217;s voice from the next room: &#8216;Who is that fellow? Allow me to see his organs once more.&#8217;&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>That&#8217;s the story as it comes to us from Haydon. In a letter to George and Thomas a week after the Sunday dinner, Keats gives the briefest coverage: there was a dinner, Lamb was tipsy, here&#8217;s who was there. He tells his brothers that he and Wordsworth made plans for lunch the next Thursday but weather was an issue. All seemed well between the two.</p><p>By mid-summer, Wordsworth was fodder for quick jotted mocking.</p><blockquote><p>Has any here a Lawyer suit<br>Of Seventeen-Forty-Three,<br>Take Lawyer&#8217;s nose and put it to &#8216;t<br>And you the end will see.</p><p>Is there a Man in Parliament<br>Dum[b-] founder&#8217;d in his speech,<br>O let his neighbour make a rent<br>And put one in his breech.</p><p>O Lowther how much better thou<br>Hadst figur&#8217;d t&#8217;other day<br>When to the folks thou mad&#8217;st a bow<br>And hadst no more to say.</p><p>If lucky Gadfly had but ta&#8217;en<br>His seat upon thine A&#8212;e<br>And put thee to a little pain<br>To save thee from a worse.</p><p>Better than Southey it had been,<br>Better than Mr. D&#8212;,<br>Better than Wordsworth too, I ween,<br>Better than Mr. V&#8212;.</p></blockquote><p>If we move forward to February 21, 1818, we find another mention of Wordsworth in a letter to George and Thomas. It&#8217;s a roundup letter: Sorry I haven&#8217;t written lately, went to the British Gallery, Haydon&#8217;s essays are in translation to Italian, Reynolds got a leech treatment, thrushes and blackbirds are out, reading Voltaire and Gibbons, new Byron coming out, Ditto new Scott. Then there&#8217;s,</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;I am sorry that Wordsworth has left a bad impression wherever he visited in town by his egotism, Vanity, and bigotry. Yet he is a great poet if not a philosopher.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>There&#8217;s no explanation. It&#8217;s unclear whether Wordsworth offended him or if he felt others mistakenly took offense to his manner or deeds. It&#8217;s a curious little enigma. On to &#8220;have not yet read Shelley&#8217;s Poem,&#8221; &#8220;Your affectionate brother, John.&#8221;</p><p>Johnson makes no mention of that letter. He skips ahead to an attempt by Keats to visit Wordsworth en route to his summer walking tour with Brown. On June 27, he asks about Wordsworth of a waiter at his hotel and is told that the poet is off canvasing the countryside on behalf of his friend the Earl&#8217;s family members, the Lowthers, due for election. Keats is offended. A Romantic poet, any poet, is above politics. Wordsworth is betraying a spirit. He was already suspect as holder of a government position, but he was electioneering. He rained down on Robert Southey in the Gadfly poem for holding a position in government too, even though that position was Poet Laureate. How much more vulgar must Wordsworth pressing hands seem?</p><p>He makes a call at the Wordsworths&#8217; the next day, but has to settle for leaving a note &#8220;and stuck it up over what I knew must be [Dorothy] Wordsworth&#8217;s portrait.&#8221; There doesn&#8217;t seem to be any record of what the note contained. I think I&#8217;m supposed to infer a sneer in placing the note on Dorothy&#8217;s portrait. I&#8217;m not certain why. He fired off a &#8220;Lord Wordsworth&#8221; letter to Thomas right away.</p><p>He also told a different version of the dinner going forward. In the knew telling, Wordsworth was obsequious towards Kingston, a toady ignoring or brushing away the other guests. Keats either let anger warp memory or embraced a soothing slander. The poem letter came after some time to ruminate.</p><p>Again, from Johnson:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Three weeks later, still disgusted by Wordsworth&#8217;s flaunting of the radical orthodoxy, he wrote a set of vulgar verses, much concerned with buttocks and arses, mocking Wordsworth, Southey, the Lowthers and, for good measure, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nicholas Vandittart.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>After he got a few angry stanzas out of his system, it&#8217;s back to standards: making fun of girls who read too many novels&#8212;the &#8220;What is up with airplane food?&#8221; of 1818.</p><blockquote><p>Forgive me pray good people all<br>For deviating so&#8212;<br>In spirit sure I had a call&#8212;<br>And now I on will go.</p><p>Has any here a daughter fair<br>Too fond of reading novels,<br>Too apt to fall in love with care<br>And charming Mister Lovels,</p><p>O put a Gadfly to that thing<br>She keeps so white and pert&#8212;<br>I mean the finger for the ring,<br>And it will breed a wort.</p><p>Has any here a pious spouse<br>Who seven times a day<br>Scolds as King David pray&#8217;d, to chouse<br>And have her holy way&#8212;</p><p>O let a Gadfly&#8217;s little sting<br>Persuade her sacred tongue<br>That noises are a common thing,<br>But that her bell has rung.</p><p>And as this is the summon bo-<br>num of all conquering,<br>I leave withouten wordes mo<br>The Gadfly&#8217;s little sting.</p></blockquote><p>&#8220;The first point to be grasped,&#8221; Johnson tells us, &#8220;is that the romantic movement produced heightened sensibilities, felt (even if unconsciously) at every level of society.&#8221; Johnson&#8217;s a brilliant historian, so when he goes on to say that the early 1800s saw a sudden awakening to income inequality, a keen sympathy for the impoverished, and a disgust at resignation regarding both, I believe him.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;...it is necessary to pause and examine why it is that John Keats, not a man much interested in politics, rather one who reflected the prevailing notions of his friends, should feel so depressed by Wordsworth&#8217;s allegiance and why the latter should have committed himself so wholeheartedly to upholding the government. Why did these poets of different generations&#8212;Wordsworth was now 48&#8212;but of similar sensibilities&#8230; find themselves on opposite sides of the great political divide which then severed Britain and indeed the whole of Europe?&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>His interest is in cultural shifts. He needs to see everything in light of a larger picture. I&#8217;m nosy. I want the smaller story. What elicited the &#8220;egotism, Vanity, and bigotry&#8221; claim?</p><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="footnote" data-component-name="FootnoteToDOM"><a id="footnote-1" href="#footnote-anchor-1" class="footnote-number" contenteditable="false" target="_self">1</a><div class="footnote-content"><p>I found a nugget in a <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-turns-100-william-logan?utm_source=publication-search">William Logan</a> essay called &#8220;Dickinson&#8217;s Nothings&#8221; about em dashes. The mark is so identified with <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-lets-talk-about-emily-dickinson?utm_source=publication-search">Emily Dickinson</a> that people jokingly call them &#8220;Emily dashes.&#8221; Per Logan, they were a common feature of handwritten work in the past. Logan writes, &#8220;Even as late as Dickinson&#8217;s day, authors did not always care to govern their stops, which could be left to the drudges of the printing house, as had been done before Shakespeare.&#8221; The Keats letters are rife with the things. I&#8217;ve found corroborating sources. Logan&#8217;s right, but this is the first time I&#8217;ve noticed an abundance of dashes, presumably in an un-drudge-fiddled-with source. When I say &#8220;em-dash,&#8221; I&#8217;m actually saying &#8220;Em-dash&#8221; because I&#8217;m thinking &#8220;Emily-dash,&#8221; even though she probably didn&#8217;t give them a second&#8217;s thought. I leave withouten wordes mo.</p></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mayo Is Evil: A Brief History]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hate mayonnaise. I hate it desperately. I think mayo is vile. My wife thinks it&#8217;s evil. Distinction without much difference.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/mayo-is-evil-a-brief-history</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/mayo-is-evil-a-brief-history</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:31:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0QA3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb0a35835-c626-447f-b6c4-470f49f0bb2c_1129x564.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0QA3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb0a35835-c626-447f-b6c4-470f49f0bb2c_1129x564.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0QA3!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb0a35835-c626-447f-b6c4-470f49f0bb2c_1129x564.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0QA3!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb0a35835-c626-447f-b6c4-470f49f0bb2c_1129x564.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0QA3!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb0a35835-c626-447f-b6c4-470f49f0bb2c_1129x564.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0QA3!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb0a35835-c626-447f-b6c4-470f49f0bb2c_1129x564.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img 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class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Mago Barca was Carthaginian, brother to Hannibal the elephant guy. Mago really liked to crucify people. He was the type of guy who would wake up on a Wednesday and ask himself, &#8220;How many people can I crucify today?&#8221; and then get up on Thursday and say, &#8220;I can beat that.&#8221; He was energetic. They named an island port town after him.</p><p>As a benefit of the Punic Wars, the Romans had control of Hispania. Carthage was completely delended and control of the island we now call Menorca, where Mago&#8217;s namesake city sat, fell to enterprising pirates preying on the sudden uptick in commercial voyages between the Italian and newly Roman Iberian peninsulas. Rome sacked the pirates and took over. Then&#8230; It seems like everybody got a turn in charge: Vandals, Caliphate of Cordoba, Count of Barcelona, Crown of Aragon, Kingdom of Mallorca, Aragon again, Crown of Castille. Along the way it got picked over by Turks and Barbary slave raiders. In 1708, British and Dutch forces under Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI wrested control during the War of Spanish Succession. Menorca went to the Brits, along with Gibralter, in the Treaty of Utrecht.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Words change over time. Indo-European &#8220;Patre&#8221; becomes the Germanic cum English &#8220;Father.&#8221; The &#8220;p&#8221; elides to &#8220;f&#8221; as the puh sound is close to the fuh sound and the &#8220;t&#8221; isn&#8217;t that far off from &#8220;th.&#8221; You say potato, I say fathato. Somehow a Mediterranean Island port named for Mago became known as Mahon. I kinda get that particular change, but it happened whether I do or don&#8217;t. In its current inception it&#8217;s called Ma&#243;, a Catalan change over from the British name, Port Mahon, on the island of Minorca (or Menorca, depending on who is being pedantic.) It&#8217;s just a hop, skip, and a jump from Majorca, where the great poet Robert Graves taught British people they could escape to a vacation paradise and have inconsequential sex with multiple women if you tell the ladies that they&#8217;re your muses. Tourists flock to the place.</p><p>If John Byng had known about the Robert Graves sex ploy, he might have engaged.</p><p>He didn&#8217;t. Byng was the admiral tasked with defending the then-British-controlled island from the insidious French in the mid 18<sup>th</sup> century. One day he saw a French force, decided it was overwhelming, and retreated. He was court martialed and executed for his decision. Farther reaching consequences followed.</p><p>Imagine being a mildly prosperous islander with a couple of cows. It&#8217;s 1756. You speak Spanish but you&#8217;re okay with British rule; they keep the peace, more or less. The last thing you&#8217;re worried about is Armond de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu (not the one that immediately spring to mind, but the great or great-great nephew of that guy.) But Armond de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu, lands avec a beaucoup of soldiers, takes over your island, and for some reason kills your cows.</p><p>&#8220;Why did you turn my back yard into a slaughter house?&#8221; you might ask the soldiers.</p><p>&#8220;We didn&#8217;t,&#8221; they&#8217;d reply. &#8220;We turned it into an abattoir. That&#8217;s Gallic. More sophisticated than your slaughter thing.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Well, I want to lodge a complaint.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;I get it,&#8221; says the soldier, dripping in a mixture of English and bovine blood. &#8220;But there are a lot of cows on this island and I&#8217;m pressed for time. We can talk about this at tonight&#8217;s salon.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Why are you killing cows at all? This doesn&#8217;t make sense.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got my orders.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to report this to Byng!&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Good luck with that.&#8221;</p><p>If you&#8217;re looking for an explanation for why cows were killed, I don&#8217;t have one. But the French did it, and they went about their duties vigorously. A mandated four day work week doesn&#8217;t mean there&#8217;s less work to be done. It means there&#8217;s more pressure.</p><p>If your sympathy is with the suddenly cowless burgeoning middle class islander, you haven&#8217;t looked far enough ahead. Armond de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu (not the one that immediately springs to mind, but the great or great-great nephew of that guy,) ordered a feast in celebration of his conquest of Menorca at its capital city, Port of Mahon. Your sympathy should be with the chef.</p><p>That poor man was probably excited initially. A celebration dinner is a chef&#8217;s bread and butter, so to speak. There were all manner of birds to be stuffed into pies. He must have been so happy. But you see the looming issue.</p><p>He was French and he was a chef. Consider his mindset.</p><p>Pork Chops: That gets cream sauce.</p><p>Lamb: Cream sauce.</p><p>Asparagus: Cream sauce.</p><p>It&#8217;s cream sauce all the way down.</p><p>I assume he had a staff, but I also assume he had access to a few soldiers willing to trade gossip for a nip of wine or a drumstick on the sly. I&#8217;m sure that a few guards attending to the needs of Armond de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu (not the one that immediately springs to mind, but the great or great-great nephew of that guy) hung around the kitchen. He probably said something like &#8220;I need some dairy,&#8221; and the soldiers who killed all those cows for some reason start looking at the ground or into the sky and mumbling about why they can&#8217;t help with dairy because the guys tasked with burning the bodies of dead Englishmen are really short handed and maybe they should help out with pyre building.</p><p>I hate mayonnaise. I hate it desperately. I think it&#8217;s vile. My wife thinks it&#8217;s evil, a distinction without much difference as we both agree on the letters if not the order. Despite myself, I have to credit the unknown chef of Armond de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu (not the one that immediately springs to mind but the great or great-great nephew of that guy.) He pulled off one of the greatest improvisations in culinary history.</p><p>With no cream to be had he threw together eggs, oil, some lemon, probably a bit of salt and pepper, and made Armond de Vignerot du Plessis, duc de Richelieu (not the one that immediately springs to mind, but the great or great-great nephew of that guy,) happy.</p><p>My tastes aside, the stuff is ubiquitous. I don&#8217;t order a turkey and Swiss on wheat. I order a turkey and Swiss on wheat with no mayo because the presence of that demon condiment is assumed. Dammit.</p><p>So that&#8217;s mayonnaise. It takes its name from a pirate booty swapping base of a port city named for a serial crucifier and was first served as wafts of burning British bodies permeated the air. Enjoy your sandwich.</p><p>[A version of this article appeared in <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">Ordinary Times</a> on October 4, 2021]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[POETS Day! George William Russell, Co-Host of the Irish Literary Revival]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t decide if he&#8217;s mimicking a medieval hierarchy or flattening prejudice and treating real and conceptual on equal footing.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-george-william-russell</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-george-william-russell</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 13:31:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!GptJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F8effd8a0-1dbe-4f48-93ea-4ee0ad77aab8_1800x1200.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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The Masters and its NPR whisper-excitement for four televised days is a duck out of work away. For those who don&#8217;t care about golf, it&#8217;s going to be a pain in the ass getting a table at the neighborhood joint. My local sods the dining room and patio, props azaleas in all the corners, pulls in an under-armor collared shirt Hootie type band for post-round, and makes it damn near impossible for a regular to eat a club sandwich in peace. People in green and white holding red solo cups spill out into the parking lot. They pack the place and good for them, I guess.</p><p>Happy POETS Day. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday. I hope your golf team wins.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>First: verse.</p><p>***</p><p>In his younger years, George William Russell had a vision. Details of the vision are unclear to me, but &#8220;Aeon&#8221;, a Gnostic word meaning early being or ancient cosmic intelligence, popped from the fringe of understanding and held court, nipping at his synapses. He claims to have never heard the word before and to have been ignorant of its meaning until revelation fixed it front and conscious center. Obviously, he looked it up. Obviously it had meaning and implications. He decided Aeon would be his <em>non de plume</em>.</p><p>Something got confused. A printer was buffaloed by Russell&#8217;s use of the ash, or &#8220;&#198;&#8221; character, to spell &#198;on. There doesn&#8217;t appear to be an academic reason for the ash. I can&#8217;t find support for using the symbol in aeon though there was a fashion for dressing up Latin and Greek terms with it as flourish in the late 19<sup>th</sup> and early 20<sup>th</sup> centuries whether called for or not. There were heavy metal album cover designers before there were heavy metal albums, so it&#8217;s possible Russell spelled for an esoteric aesthetic.</p><p>For whatever reason, he used it and the printer didn&#8217;t pick up on what he laid down. To the printer&#8217;s defense, Russell&#8217;s handwriting was notably atrocious. He&#8217;s lucky to have deciphered the hieroglyph as resembling A and E at all. The result was a work credited to an author named AE. Russell liked AE and kept it.</p><p>A few of you may remember weeks&#8217; back when I wrote about <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-dh-lawrence">DH Lawrence</a>. I took a tangent to regret having regularly written T.S. Eliot now that a decorative turn had me preferring <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-eliots-1st-part-of-the">TS Eliot</a>. C.S. Lewis suddenly looked dated compared to <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis-and-roy-campbell">CS Lewis</a>; like a double space after a full-stop, a flouncy handkerchief in a Wall Street pocket-square law firm. Sometimes, AE would sign A.E. and sometimes, AE. With frequency, he signed poems and paintings as <a href="https://posterspy.com/posters/ash-vs-evil-dead-season-2/">&#198;</a>. A.E. is old and staid. &#198; is an affectation. I applaud circumstances that confer on AE a middle of the road, moderate, common sense mantle.</p><p>The periods had their A.E. moment. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-on-james-joyces-ulysses?utm_source=publication-search">James Joyce</a> paid homage to Russell with a cameo, or the literary equivalent, in <em>Ulysses. </em>Fictional Russell objects to Stephen Dedalus&#8217;s delving into Shakespeare&#8217;s life to enlighten the plays. Russell&#8217;s having none of it:</p><blockquote><p>&#8212;But this prying into the family life of a great man, Russell began impatiently.</p><p>Art thou there, truepenny?</p><p>&#8212;Interesting only to the parish clerk. I mean, we have the plays. I mean when we read the poetry of <em>King Lear</em> what is it to us how the poet lived? As for living our servants can do that for us, Villiers de l&#8217;Isle has said. Peeping and prying into greenroom gossip of the day, the poet&#8217;s drinking, the poet&#8217;s debts. We have <em>King Lear</em>: and it is immortal.</p></blockquote><p>Immediately after the conversation Dedalus is reminded that he owes Russell a pound, so the pun happy Joyce has him say &#8220;A.E.I.O.U.&#8221;</p><p>I wonder at the conversation. Russ&#230;ll shared a long friendship with <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-yeatss-folly?utm_source=publication-search">W.B. Yeats</a>, though the two were said to be contentious. Did Joyce allude to frequent intellectual splits between Yeats and Russell with his fictional Shakespeare debate? Was he acknowledging a broader penchant for verbal sword crossing during the Modern Period&#8217;s Irish Literary Revival? Was he singling out Russell as particularly argumentative? Russell certainly entertained game discussion on all manner of subjects.</p><p><a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-the-admirable-oliver-st?utm_source=publication-search">Oliver St John Gogarty</a>, short list candidate for wittiest man no longer alive, wrote of Russell&#8217;s famous salon-casuals at 17 Ruthgar Avenue in Dublin, coined &#8220;At Home Sundays&#8221; by the host. Gogarty wrote a semi-fiction work, &#8220;neither a &#8216;memoir&#8217; nor a novel&#8221; by the author&#8217;s telling, called <em>As I Was Going Down Sackville Street: A Phantasy of Fact</em>. Real life figures like Joyce, Yeats, and Micheal Collins pop in and out and interact with fictions. In one scene he&#8212;fictionalized Gogarty&#8212;tries to explain to a pair of American girls the honor they&#8217;d just received on being invited to an At Home Sunday.</p><p>&#8220;To explain my meaning, I want you to think of this house of [Russell&#8217;s] as a house for artists, and not for lecturers, readers, preachers, teachers, or people with points. It has been said of &#198; that he is one of those rare spirits who brings us a realization of our own divinity and intensify [sic] it. He enlarges the joy that is hidden in the heroic heart. He is a magnifier of the moods of the soul; and he communicates them more naturally by music and murmuring song than by messages or points. Don&#8217;t forget what Robert Louis Stevenson said about geniuses like &#198;. &#8216;Such are the best teachers. A spirit communicated is a perpetual possession. Those best teachers climb beyond teaching to the plane of art. It is themselves, and, what is more, the best in themselves, that they communicate.&#8221; That is the secret of &#198;. He is an artist. He teaches nothing. He communicates himself, and the best in himself, which consists of poetry, loving kindness, and a passion for beauty more than for anything else. So you see he is far more like Plato than like the Tolstoi whom I saw that his appearance suggested to you at first sight.&#8221;</p><p>By &#8220;The Tolstoi,&#8221; as he referred to &#198; at least a couple of times in the book, Gogarty needled the man for his formidable beard, very serious rifle sight of a nose, and pince nez/flat-line brow combination framed by often longish wavy hair. Gogarty didn&#8217;t agree with Russell all that often, but they got along famously.</p><p>Yeats had his own salon on Mondays. Yeats attended Russell&#8217;s and Russell attended Yeats&#8217;s. In fact, the same luminaries attended both but the character of the gatherings were different, reflecting the temperament of the host. 17 Ruthgar was egalitarian and free spirited debate was encouraged. Yeats&#8217;s was appreciative. Almost aristocratic. Trends and merits were discussed at Russell&#8217;s. Yeats presented what he&#8217;d already decided was worthy of attention.</p><p>Russell was a devotee of Helen Blavatsky&#8217;s Theosophy religion, of which followers insist is not a religion. Blavatsky began her movement in New York in the late 19<sup>th</sup> century. Anyone who&#8217;s read Charles Portis&#8217;s <em>Masters of Atlantis </em>will note that much of the book&#8217;s fictional Gnomon Society echos Theosophical lore: secret masters, lost knowledge. Hers was a synthesis of Eastern religion and European philosophy. There were mysteries and an elite. Members were privy where others were not. I say &#8220;were privy.&#8221; There remain enough current adherents to slightly more than sell out a Montreal Canadiens home game.</p><blockquote><p><strong>New York<br></strong><em>George William Russell (1867-1935)</em></p><p>With these heaven-assailing spires<br>All that was in clay or stone<br>Fabled of rich Babylon<br>By these children is outdone.</p><p>Earth has split her fire in these<br>To make them of her mightier kind;<br>Has she that precious fire to give,<br>The starry-pointing Magian mind,</p><p>That soared from the Chaldean plains<br>Through zones of mystic air, and found<br>The Master of the Zodiac,<br>The Will that makes the Wheel go round?</p></blockquote><p>Russell remained a Theosophist for life. He was joined by Yeats for a brief while. The two collaborated on murals decorating the Dublin Theosophical Society where Russell kept a room for a few years, but Yeats caused trouble. There were occult practices forbidden by the non-religion and he pracriced them anyway. In 1890, Yeats was excommunicated. Again, a point of contention: mysticism vs magic.</p><p>The &#198;on vision wasn&#8217;t a one off. Russell suffered visions all his life. He considered them blessings. There were fiery beings, old souls specifically not angelic as experience and sorrow corrupted their spirit. They were tired but continued. In them he claimed to see a spark or remnant of purity. They moved through multiple lives and collected knowledge and featured prominently in his paintings. He&#8217;d catch glimpses of Pre-Columbian America, ancient Athens and Egypt, China. He slipped through reincarnations and communed with the earth.</p><p>It&#8217;s an unexpected CV, but the painter, poet, mystic, salon host was also an excellent civil servant. As an Assistant Secretary of the Irish Agricultural Organisation Society he helped established a couple of hundred co-operative banks to service the nations farmers as well as spread process and innovation throughout the countryside. Daniel Mulhall, writing for the <em><a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/48536214?searchText=george+william+russell&amp;searchUri=%2Faction%2FdoBasicSearch%3FQuery%3Dgeorge%2Bwilliam%2Brussell%26so%3Drel&amp;ab_segments=0%2Fbasic_search_gsv2%2Fcontrol&amp;refreqid=fastly-default%3A34990cfae0a5346147f2e284f53770b9&amp;seq=7">Green Book</a></em>, notes that after a trip to the United States, Russell &#8220;had a keen admirer in President Roosevelt&#8217;s Secretary for Agriculture, Henry Wallace.&#8221;</p><p>All of the poems selected for today&#8217;s column are among the few chosen by Yeats for his <em>Oxford Book of Modern Verse 1892-1935</em>. Russell&#8217;s <em><a href="https://archive.org/details/bwb_O6-ELK-467/page/232/mode/2up">Collected Poems by A.E.</a> </em>is freely available to borrow from archive.org, and there&#8217;s a great deal to admire, but I stuck with the Yeats-chosen poems because a) they were the first I encountered and they made an impression, and b) I noticed an interesting thread running through three of them.</p><p>Remember the last line of &#8220;New York&#8221; above: &#8220;The Will that makes the Wheel go round?&#8221;</p><blockquote><p><strong>Immortality</strong></p><p>We must pass like smoke or live within the spirit&#8217;s fire;<br>For we can no more than smoke unto the flame return<br>If our thought has changed to dream, our will into desire,<br>As smoke we vanish though the fire may burn.</p><p>Lights of infinite pity star the grey dusk of our days:<br>Surely here is soul: with it we have eternal breath:<br>In the fire of love we live, or pass by many ways,<br>By unnumbered ways of dream to death.</p></blockquote><p>In &#8220;New York,&#8221; the will was a force. It is in &#8220;Immortality&#8221; as well, but in danger of slipping into desire and dissipating. He differentiates between the will to do and the desire to want. One is an aspect of actionable power. The other is already shelved; desire the wrong trajectory to possibility. The consideration of a thing as a wish distances it from becoming reality.</p><p>In the next, desire is resurrected. The cast away ideas are still there waiting to be acted upon.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Desire</strong></p><p>With Thee a moment! Then what dreams have play!<br>Tradition of eternal toil arise,<br>Search for the high, austere and lonely way<br>The Spirit moves in through eternities.<br>Ah, in the soul what memories arise!</p><p>And with what yearning inexpressible, <br>Rising from long forgetfulness I turn<br>To Thee, invisible, unrumoured, still:<br>White for Thy whiteness all desires burn.<br>Ah, with what longing once again I turn!</p></blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t know what order the poems were written in. I laid them out in an order because I think there&#8217;s a presentable progression, but it&#8217;s not required. A man who has visions, who allows the visions a guiding position in his outlook, gives weight to abstractions. Desire and will are given mental place in relation to reality. I can&#8217;t decide if he&#8217;s mimicking a medieval hierarchy or flattening prejudice and treating real and conceptual on equal footing.</p><p>This last isn&#8217;t of a piece with the others. I just liked it. He leaves no doubt as to his opinions re nature v nurture.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Germinal</strong></p><p>Call not thy wanderer home as yet<br>Though it be late.<br>Now is his first assailing of<br>The invisible gate.<br>Be still through that light knocking. The hour <br>Is thronged with fate.</p><p>To that first tapping at the invisible door<br>Fate answereth.<br>What shining image or voice, what sigh <br>Or honied breath,<br>Comes forth, shall be the master of life <br>Even to death.</p><p>Satyrs may follow after. Seraphs<br>On crystal wing<br>May blaze. But the delicate first comer<br>It shall be King.<br>They shall obey, even the mightiest,<br>That gentle thing.</p><p>All the strong powers of Dante were bowed<br>To a child&#8217;s mild eyes,<br>That wrought within him that travail<br>From depths up to skies,<br>Inferno, Purgatorio<br>And Paradise.</p><p>Amid the soul&#8217;s grave councilors<br>A petulant boy<br>Laughs under the laurels and purples, the elf<br>Who snatched at his joy,<br>Ordering Caesar&#8217;s legions to bring him <br>The world for his toy.</p><p>In ancient shadows and twilights<br>Where childhood had strayed,<br>The world&#8217;s great sorrows were born<br>And it&#8217;s heroes were made.<br>In the lost boyhood of Judas<br>Christ was betrayed.</p><p>Let thy young wanderer dream on:<br>Call him not home.<br>A door opens, a breath, a voice<br>From the ancient room,<br>Speaks to him now. Be it dark or bright<br>He is knit with his doom.</p></blockquote><p>Interesting bit I came across: Russell&#8217;s son Diarmuid went on to be a well regarded literary agent with clients including Eudora Welty, Saul Bellow, and George Plimpton. Walt Disney tried for years to get PL Travers to sign over the film rights for Mary Poppins. On Disney&#8217;s behalf, Russell spoke to Travers, who had been a good friend of his father. He got the deal done, and we&#8217;ve endured generations of people making fun of Dick Van Dyke&#8217;s accent because we assume he&#8217;s trying for cockney. We don&#8217;t know his character&#8217;s origin story. Maybe Bert immigrated from Adelaide. 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p><em>&#8220;Eat the muscle pulp of lean beef made into cakes and broiled. This pulp should be as free as possible from connective or glue tissue, fat and cartilage&#8230;..The pulp should not be pressed too firmly together before broiling, or it will taste livery. Simply press it sufficiently to hold it together. Make the cakes from half an inch to an inch thick. Broil slowly and moderately well over a fire free from blaze and smoke. When cooked, put it on a hot plate and season to taste with butter, pepper, salt; also use either Worcestershire or Halford sauce, mustard, horseradish or lemon juice on the meat if desired.&#8221;</em><br><em>&#8211; Dr. James Henry Salisbury (1823-1905)</em></p><p>Don&#8217;t do that.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Before Bob Atkins, there was James Henry Salisbury. He got lost in the Victorian Era nutritionist craze. John Harvey Kellog promoted a vegetarian, cereal-heavy diet supplemented by yogurt enemas. Sylvester Graham made people sleep on hard beds, take cold baths, and lie about masturbating. Those were the heavy hitters. It was a fascinating time peopled by fascinating people.</p><p>As with Kellog, Salisbury was an early voice suggesting germs had a part in sickness and infections. He got made fun of a good bit for that before being proven right. Both men probably got away with a lot of crackpottery after that. Salisbury promoted a diet of beef cakes as described above, three times a day washed down with hot water. Why hot I&#8217;m unsure, but he warned against ever drinking other liquids at other temperatures. Fruits and vegetables were chock full of poisons and the cause of &#8220;summer complaints.&#8221; Pace Kellog and Graham, plants were relegated to a rounding error; no more than one percent of the Salisbury diet.</p><p>If you&#8217;re trying to imagine what it would be like to go through life eating the same minced meat every meal, every day, washed down with the same scalding mug of plain water or what kind of person would soberly agree to such a regimen, I&#8217;ve got great news. You don&#8217;t have to imagine. Elma Stuart, she of the friends of novelist George Eliot fame, took all her suddenly free meal-planning time and wrote <em>What Must I Do to Get Well? And How Can I Keep So?</em>, a <a href="https://eatmeatdrinkwater.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/what-must-i-do-to-get-well-by-elma-stuart.pdf">390 page tome</a> revealing all the closely-held sputum divining mysteries. Her testimonial comes after eleven years as a practitioner. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s more remarkable that she suggests she&#8217;s in the midst of an unbroken streak of twelve thousand and forty-seven meals (my rough approximation) or that the book (as linked here) made to at least a 12<sup>th</sup> edition. I don&#8217;t know how many editions of <em>Middlemarch</em> were printed in Eliot&#8217;s lifetime, but I&#8217;m betting if it was eleven or less, Elma knew.</p><p>Salisbury would doubtless freak seeing the steam tables his legacy serves, with smothered pork chops and battered catfish, as anchor; psychosomatic summer complaints, I&#8217;d expect. Toxic potatoes and mushy green beans, fried okra. &#8220;Tomatoes are from the nightshade family!&#8221; His intent was not to have his namesake on a fork with a bit of mac &#8216;n&#8217; cheese.</p><p>Our modern conception of Salisbury steak is a creation of several telephone game generations. I don&#8217;t know if the phrase &#8220;modern conception of Salisbury steak&#8221; has been written before, but these days, it&#8217;s a school lunch cafeteria and meat &#8216;n&#8217; three staple defined by the gravy. Otherwise, it&#8217;s a hamburger.</p><p>I&#8217;ve made replicas; filled a Dutch oven with beefy flour and onion broth, adding mushrooms inconsistently &#8211; just like they did in high school, with submerged par-cooked patties not to be fished out until blessed by a half hour&#8217;s simmering. It&#8217;s hard-to-beat comfort food, especially with an overly complicated <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/mac-and-cheese-thats-only-comparatively?utm_source=publication-search">mac &#8216;n&#8217; cheese</a> or <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/spicy-pineapple-collard-greens-and?utm_source=publication-search">oddball collards</a> on the side.</p><p>I recently went to Belize where I bought a lot of black pepper and I recently got rid of a tree that carpeted my roof in pine straw and made outdoor grilling a panicky pastime I largely abandoned. I couldn&#8217;t stop worrying about breeze-borne bits of still incandescent ash lighting my roof kindling and having neighbors sing about not needing no water and letting the domestic franchise burn.</p><p>I wanted to grill something, and this is what I came up with. The sauce is a definite keeper. It&#8217;ll get used with other meats, other recipes. But the whole was better than expected. It&#8217;s made the rotation.</p><p>We used to make fun of one of the best chefs I&#8217;ve ever worked with because he started featuring &#8220;deconstructed&#8221; dishes right when the deconstructed craze fad was at its height. As fads go, deconstructed was a fun one. But as much as I liked it, I liked teasing the chef about being chic and trendy more. If he reads this, it&#8217;s with hat in hand that I present it.</p><p><strong>Deconstructed Salisbury Steak</strong></p><ul><li><p>1 &#189; lbs. ground chuck</p></li><li><p>2 decent sized whole portobello mushrooms</p></li><li><p>1 large yellow onion, sliced into rounds</p></li><li><p>sauce to taste</p><ul><li><p>4-6 cloves garlic, chopped</p></li><li><p>&#189; yellow onion, diced</p></li><li><p>1 carrot, diced</p></li><li><p>1 rib celery, diced</p></li><li><p>tbsp tomato paste</p></li><li><p>fresh thyme, small handful</p></li><li><p>1 bay leaf</p></li><li><p>1 glass dry white wine</p></li><li><p>3 cups beef stock</p></li><li><p>red pepper flakes to taste</p></li><li><p>arrowroot as needed</p></li></ul></li><li><p>olive oil</p></li><li><p>salt and cracked black pepper to taste</p></li></ul><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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It can be made ahead and reheated if that&#8217;s your druther. Pour a few glugs of olive oil into a saucepan over medium heat and add the onions and carrots. When the onions start towards translucent, add the celery and thyme. Cook until both celery and carrots start to dull, 3-5 minutes. Add garlic and then half a minute or so later add the tomato paste.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!wKOh!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76fd1f19-da6b-4b51-99b1-911a19ded18d_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Stir a few times to coat everything with tomato paste and let cook for 1 minute. Add white wine and red pepper flakes, reduce by half, and add the beef stock and bay leaf. Bring it all to a boil and then reduce heat to a simmer. Let it simmer for at least twenty minutes to reduce and thicken. Stir occasionally.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!JdZI!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2fc8e114-7718-446c-97fe-8315124b64c3_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>After the sauce has simmered, strain it through a sieve. Everything&#8217;s had time to add what it brought. Take a minute to look at the picture above. I&#8217;ve mentioned this when writing about similar sauces, but I&#8217;m going to beat this drum again anyway. That stuff is gold in an omelet. Don&#8217;t throw it away.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi9O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5c9c91d0-b563-49c4-8571-b31d11d2a476_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Pour the strained liquid back into the saucepan over low heat. It&#8217;s time to add arrowroot. Look at the picture above.</p><p>Don&#8217;t do that.</p><p>I accidentally dumped a tbsp in. I was paying attention to something on tv and not to what I was doing. Do what I did and you have to strain again because the powder quickly finds a way to form lumps and you&#8217;ll hate yourself trying to break them up.</p><p>You want to let the arrowroot fall like an early snow. If you have a sifter, great. Use that. If not: sprinkle in a little bit, whisk, sprinkle in a little bit, whisk, &#8230;</p><p>How viscous the sauce will be is up to you. I like it to stick to the back of a metal soup spoon. That took roughly 1 &#189; tbsps.</p><p>You can take it off the heat, put it in Tupperware or whatever, and refrigerate at this stage if you like. I kept mine at the lowest simmer and started on the grill.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-Et6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F68f7682a-cfff-4495-aa84-4ccb8a107a33_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Rub the mushrooms and onion with olive oil and liberally salt and pepper. I started this with a pepper craving so, spread over all ingredients, I used roughly one Spanish galleon&#8217;s worth. You probably don&#8217;t want to commit as heavily, but when I say &#8220;liberally&#8221; maybe take me to mean &#8220;Liberally&#8221; where pepper is concerned.</p><p>Make hamburgers as you do. I like a fatty mix, particularly when grilling because I&#8217;m losing so much to the fire, so I use ground chuck. I also don&#8217;t like to make a fuss with burgers. Worcestershire, garlic, cayenne, etc. are all fine, but I prefer to leave the meat alone save salt. In case you missed it, this time I added pepper, but simpler is better in my opinion. Suit yourself.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NiHm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fed381a0c-b107-47a4-9cdb-511dda0f2402_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>The burgers need a head start, so I hold off putting the mushrooms and onions on until at least the first burger flip. There are people who believe that a perfect burger needs only one flip. They have been misled. That&#8217;s a post in itself, so I&#8217;ll get back to that point some other time.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!agrI!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feaa51af9-47c4-4af5-a1c7-245721c8dcb4_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!agrI!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feaa51af9-47c4-4af5-a1c7-245721c8dcb4_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!agrI!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feaa51af9-47c4-4af5-a1c7-245721c8dcb4_1024x576.jpeg 848w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Cook the burgers to taste and try to get some char on the onions and mushrooms.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxof!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F799d1602-398f-4e38-b347-5afbf210a732_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxof!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F799d1602-398f-4e38-b347-5afbf210a732_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxof!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F799d1602-398f-4e38-b347-5afbf210a732_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxof!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F799d1602-398f-4e38-b347-5afbf210a732_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxof!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F799d1602-398f-4e38-b347-5afbf210a732_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fxof!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F799d1602-398f-4e38-b347-5afbf210a732_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Pull everything off the grill. Slice the mushrooms. Taste the sauce and correct for salt and pepper.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg" width="1024" height="576" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:576,&quot;width&quot;:1024,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" title="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!CCeO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7c2175aa-d76b-4d8a-9387-e6bed2a7eaa9_1024x576.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>Put it all on a plate and be generous with your ladle.</p><p>It&#8217;s not the comfort food steam table stuff. This is cleaner and satisfies a different hankering. There&#8217;s charred meat and smokiness. The mushrooms still have a little bite. The onions are still sharp. And it&#8217;s no longer faddish.</p><p>[This entry originally posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a> on February 27, 2024]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[POETS Day! St John of the Cross as Translated by Roy Campbell]]></title><description><![CDATA[There were during St John's lifetime and after, efforts to suppress or soften his teachings. Not everyone understood his hope for perfect union.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-st-john-of-the-cross-as</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-st-john-of-the-cross-as</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 13:32:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img 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srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!2Ilr!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7444c738-58f3-46ed-9c8e-26ae4db6337f_1024x663.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high"></picture><div 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stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>Sketch by St John of the Cross with color treatment by Rene Sears</em></figcaption></figure></div><p>Happy Easter and Ziessen Pesach, if I have that right. All to all.</p><p>There may not be work to get out of, but here&#8217;s some pseudo-POETS Day mystic verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p>When Juan Yepes, ordained John Matthias and later changed to John of the Cross, died in 1591, crowds thronged his viewing, tearing away pieces of the beloved spiritual leader&#8217;s burial clothes as mementos. There was impressive competition for his remains.</p><p>He was originally buried in Ubeda where he died. Two years later, he was relocated on the sly. The monks at Segovia felt that since he&#8217;d been prior of their monastery, they had claim to his remains. They left a leg behind for the Ubeda folks and donated an arm to be venerated in Madrid, but the bulk was whisked away by the Segovian interests. An appeal to Pope Clement VIII in 1596 put the Ubedans back in the game. The pope ordered John&#8217;s remains sent back. There was rumbling and arguing. In the end, the Ubedans added the other leg and the arm that wasn&#8217;t in Madrid while the Segovians held onto his head and torso.</p><p>I resisted saying St John had been the &#8220;prior prior&#8221; above, so I feel I&#8217;m entitled to make an &#8220;everybody wanted a piece of him&#8221; crack here: Everybody wanted a piece of him. People were different then.</p><p>St John of the Cross was a great reformer. The Carmelite order was considered lax at the time of his joining. He began his clerical vocation with the Carthusians, specifically because they stressed solitude and meditative prayer. It was a meeting with St Teresa of Avila (Rome: right foot and piece of upper jaw, Lisbon: hand, Rhonda: left eye and left hand, Alba de Torres: left arm and heart, Paris: finger, Sanlucar de Barrameda: finger) where she laid out her plan for returning the Carmelites to their abandoned &#8220;Primitive Rule&#8221;&#8212;rigorous study, meditation, severe fasting, and times of silence&#8212;that caused him to reconsider and join her in her cause.</p><p>Omer Englebert does Teresa a disservice in his often cited <em>Lives of the Saints</em>. He writes &#8220;At the age of seven she ran away to join the Moors who, she thought, would consent to cut off her head. Cheated of martyrdom&#8230;&#8221; He makes her sound like Tracy Flick. She did run off to fight the Moors with her brother at age seven, but her uncle found them just outside of town and brought them home. Pace Englebert, it sounds like a &#8220;ran off to join the circus&#8221; adventure more than an honest death wish. Imagined youthful glories passed. She wasn&#8217;t keen on becoming a nun at first. It appears her family applied pressure and she caved, but as a last gasp at independence joined the nearby, per Wikipedia, &#8220;easy-going Carmelite <em>Convent of the Incarnation&#8221;</em> as what must seem to modern readers as a comically minor act of rebellion.</p><p>She learned quickly that the religious life was her calling; any hesitations fell away. The laxity surrounding her became a hindrance. She was blossoming into mysticism and there were distractions. It&#8217;s a longer story than this, but she wasn&#8217;t able to recreate the Carmelites to her wants, though she was able to form a subgroup, an orthodoxy within an orthodoxy that split and gained independence as the Order of the Discalced Carmelites under Papal decree in 1580. Teresa wrote extensively on prayer and meditation. In John she found an apt pupil and encouraged his gift for poetry. The two went on founding convents and monasteries respectively. They must have made for a formidable side. Both would be named among the thirty-eight Doctors of the Church, Teresa the first woman so honored.</p><p>In <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis-and-roy-campbell">last week&#8217;s POETS Day</a> I touched on Roy Campbell&#8217;s travails at the outbreak of the Spanish Civil War. The Carmelite brothers entrusted with the personal papers of St John asked Campbell and his wife to hide the papers in their home, afraid that the communists would turn on the monastery. Their fears were grounded. Republican forces burned the monastery library and shot all seventeen monks in the street. Earlier that day, the Campbell&#8217;s home was searched. By his telling, the soldiers passed repeatedly by the trunk in which St John&#8217;s work was hidden. They rested their rifles against it, but they never looked inside. They would have likely been killed if they had, but Campbell believed St John himself interceded and saved his family. He vowed to translate the poetry into English in thanks.</p><p>Roy hid the trunk and escaped Spain, but returned two years later in 1937 as a journalist and recovered it; managed to get the originals back to the Carmelite order. In 1939, Campbell joined the English Army at the age of thirty-eight. He had a miserable time in boot camp, but an officer recognized him and became very upset on hearing Campbell swore off poetry to focus on fighting. Something in the officer&#8217;s protest affected him. He reconsidered and started translating St John in the evenings after drills. It took him eleven years to finish, but this being Campbell, he claimed St John inspired him and in a feverish few months it all was revealed.</p><p><em>The Poems of St John of the Cross</em> brought more success than Campbell had ever known. Kathleen Raine wrote in the <em>New Statesman</em>, as provided by Peter Alexander in his <em>Roy Campbell: A Critical Biography:</em></p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Of all living English poets, Roy Campbell is the most masterly in his use of rhyme, and he is able to use metre so as to convey a sense of internal passion. He has reproduced the Spanish rhymes and metres as closely as possible, and yet his English versions have the freshness of original poems.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p><em>The Observer</em> called the translations a triumph. He was popular again. His finances were finally in shape. Stephen Spender, of whom last week I mentioned Campbell punched on stage because Spender planned to accuse him of Fascism in a speech, was set to give the Foyle Prize for Poetry. He had no idea who he would be honoring until immediately before the ceremony. You can image poor Spender on learning that he&#8217;d be on stage with Campbell once again, this time honoring him. Phantom jaw pains rearing. Per Alexander, &#8220;the two men shook hands with the utmost cordiality, in marked contrast to their previous encounter.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;Were I superstitious I should say San Juan brought me luck,&#8221; Roy wrote.</p><p>This week&#8217;s poem is often referred to as &#8220;En Una Noche Oscura,&#8221; by its opening line. St John didn&#8217;t title his poems. Alternately it is &#8220;La Noche Oscura del Alma,&#8221; or &#8220;Dark Night of the Soul&#8221; in English.</p><p>Christian mysticism deals with preparation for and contemplation of communion with God. It was the belief of St John that we must shed ourselves and all our notions and imaginings to be open to the unimaginable presence of God. There can be nothing left.</p><p>The theme repeats throughout his work.</p><blockquote><p>Without support, yet well supported,<br>Though in pitch-darkness, with no ray,<br>Entirely I am burned away.</p></blockquote><p>And,</p><blockquote><p>This life I live in vital strength<br>Is loss of life unless I win You:<br>And thus to die I shall continue<br>Until I live in You at length.<br>Listen (my God!) my life is in You.<br>This life I do not want, for I<br>Am dying that I do not die.</p></blockquote><p>To some he went too far. A state of forgetting he insisted is necessary, a complete wipe of our well-meaning but flawed understanding, for divine communion. Even the lessons of the Church must be set aside when in the mystic state to allow for a fuller understanding direct from God. Catechism was true but tainted because nothing of man is perfect. It was an obstacle; preconceptions in the light of purity. Conrad Pepler, O.P., in his afterward to the Cluny Press edition of Campbell&#8217;s translations writes,</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;[St John] says, following perhaps the lines of this way of analysis, that images and sounds and the like may be used by beginners in the love of God, but that they should be no longer necessary when the soul has progressed. Sacramentals such as the crucifix are to be unattractive or at least crude in their artistry lest they should distract by their material beauty and human skill.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>And then he writes divine verse? Presumably, ecstasy for beginners.</p><p>Early editors removed language stating that &#8220;memory must be emptied of all its impressions,&#8221; and replaced it with &#8220;twenty lines of praise for the memory of Christ&#8221; and a brief exemption from forgetting for Jesus and his humanity. St John was briefly imprisoned and tortured by less reform minded factions of his own order. There were during his lifetime and after, efforts to suppress or soften his teachings. Not everyone understood his hope for perfect union.</p><p>&#8220;En Una Noche Oscura&#8221; is a daring into the unknown. It is faith, fear, and hope. It&#8217;s believed he began the poem in his prison, writing on paper smuggled in by a kindly guard.</p><blockquote><p><strong>En Una Noche Oscura<br></strong><em>St John of the Cross (1542-1591)<br>as translated by Roy Campbell (1901-1957)</em><strong><br></strong></p><p><strong>I.</strong></p><p><em>Songs of the soul in rapture at having arrived<br>at the height of perfection, which is union with God<br>by the road of spiritual negation</em></p><p>Upon a gloomy night,<br>With all my cares to loving ardors flushed,<br>(O venture of delight!)<br>With nobody in sight<br>I went abroad when all my house was hushed.</p><p>In safety, in disguise,<br>In darkness up the secret stair I crept,<br>(O happy enterprise!)<br>Concealed from other eyes<br>When all my house at length in silence slept.</p><p>Upon that lucky night<br>In secrecy, inscrutable to sight,<br>I went without discerning<br>And with no other light<br>Except for that which in my heart was burning.</p><p>It lit and led me through<br>More certain than the light of noonday clear<br>To where One waited near<br>Whose presence well I knew,<br>There where no other presence might appear.</p><p>Oh night that was my guide!<br>Oh darkness dearer than the morning&#8217;s pride,<br>Oh night that joined the lover<br>To the beloved bride<br>Transfiguring them each into the other.</p><p>Within my flowering breast<br>Which only for himself entire I save<br>He sank into his rest<br>And all my gifts I gave<br>Lulled by the airs with which the cedars wave</p><p>Over the ramparts fanned<br>While the fresh wind was fluttering his tresses,<br>With serenest hand<br>My neck he wounded, and<br>Suspended every sense with its caresses.</p><p>Lost to myself I stayed<br>My face upon my lover having laid<br>From all endeavor ceasing:<br>And all my cares releasing<br>Threw them amongst the lilies there to fade.</p></blockquote><p>Interesting bit I came across: St Teresa died late in the evening on or immediately following October 4, 1582. It&#8217;s not known at what time, leaving the possibility that she died after midnight, which should have been October 5. But&#8230; 1582 was the year Spain adopted the Gregorian calendar and as it happened, they did so on the day after October 4, skipping ten ahead. So, she died either on October 4 or a few hours later on October 15, on which the Church celebrates her feast day.</p><p>[This entry is cross posted at <a href="https://ordinary-times.com/">ordinary-times.com</a>]</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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CS Lewis and Roy Campbell Agree to Disagree]]></title><description><![CDATA[In Tolkien&#8217;s telling, Lewis got snippy and accusative and Campbell laughed and brushed off criticisms.]]></description><link>https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis-and-roy-campbell</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis-and-roy-campbell</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Sears]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 14:30:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vFy3!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F47a9729d-69f6-4de6-9be2-09ce4b6c4eb1_2048x1325.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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The Sweet Sixteen is under way. You need not to be at work. Piss Off Early, Tomorrow&#8217;s Saturday.</p><p>First, some verse.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>***</p><p><a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-roy-campbell?utm_source=publication-search">Roy Campbell</a> says that in February of 1936 he was forced at gunpoint to vote, using a dead Spaniard&#8217;s identity, for the Popular Front. This would have been months before the outbreak of the Spanish Civil War. Peter Alexander writes, in a footnote in<em> </em>his <em>Roy Campbell: A Critical Biography </em>that he was &#8220;unable to verify this story.&#8221; It&#8217;s important to note that he notes this because Campbell was an outrageous story teller whose facts regarding his own exploits need checking. But the truth is, Campbell led an outrageous life filled with noble, clownish, ill-considered, shrewd, Quixotic, and valiant, depending on the situation, deeds.</p><p>He&#8217;s hard to believe. Campbell bragged he was a spy for Great Britain during World War II. That wasn&#8217;t the lie. The lie was that he was good at it. His espionage involved getting drunk in Spain, cosying up to fellow bar patrons, and saying &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell anybody, but I&#8217;m a spy for England. Have you heard anything about what the Germans are up to?&#8221; (Not kidding.) You get enough of his exaggerations and then hear a surefire whopper where he claims to have played matador &#8220;bullfighting&#8221; a rhino in the wild, and it turns out he&#8217;s telling the truth. He survived, but the beast charged through his makeshift cape and made a mess out of his brother-in-law&#8217;s Range Rover. Such is the complicated task of making sense of the life of Campbell.</p><p>I say this because Peter Alexander is a well-respected biographer. That he points out when he can&#8217;t verify something should tell about what he tells you without qualification. The following from Campbell&#8217;s life he presents without such couching.</p><p>In March of &#8216;36, amid a wave of anticlericism sweeping Spain, Campbell and his wife Mary hid local Carmelite monks in their large rented Toledo home. This was risky. Not just because hiding clergy was risky, but because he and his wife were recent converts to Catholicism and active; they made an effort to be known to the community as such. Hiding at the Campbell house was safer for the monks than staying at the monastery, but they were hiding at an address on the short list of places sure to offer shelter. It was a poorly-kept secret, and when the monks went back to their home, when danger seemed to have passed or become something to get used to, a fact not passing, people resented Roy and his wife.</p><p>To get a sense of the mood in the city, before the election a bartender who knew Campbell showed him his guns, adding that he&#8217;d shoot him &#8220;when the time came, &#8216;if you are still here&#8230; and haven&#8217;t been bumped off by anyone else.&#8217;&#8221; Things only got worse after. On March 16, members of the Assault Guard&#8212;Cuerpo de Seguridad y Asalto, the real name of an organization under the Second Republic&#8212;harassed Campbell while he was out on a horseback ride and&#8230; did their thing. He wrote about the incident where he was beaten with rifle butts and the Assaulteers &#8220;paraded him back into town to be thrown in prison,&#8221; again, per Alexander who reports the incident, but calls Campbell&#8217;s later poem recounting the incident &#8220;histrionic&#8221;:</p><blockquote><p><strong>from To My Jockey</strong></p><p>And four of those black bastards<br>To hold a single man:<br>And four to take him to the gaol &#8211;<br>Proclaiming thus my clan.</p></blockquote><p>Campbell certainly indulged in a little chest beating (Alexander said he had at least two different stories of his daring escape from captivity), but he&#8217;s embellishing his reaction, not the circumstances in Toledo at the time. Still more from Alexander:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;He was very lucky not to have been shot as so many Spaniards were under similar circumstances, and as his companion that day, a gypsy named &#8216;Mosquito&#8217; Bargas, who did occasional odd jobs for him, had been shot by the roadside just minutes before Campbell&#8217;s arrest.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>His wife was harassed on the way to morning mass, his family glared at, and threatened on the streets.</p><p>On July 18, Franco rebelled. The Popular Front went hunting for enemy sympathizers. The Carmelites had asked the Campbells to hide a chest of documents, including the personal papers of St. John of the Cross, in their home. A cross on the wall could get you shot, such was the communist zeal, but Roy and Mary agreed. On July 22, all seventeen of the Carmelite monks were shot and killed in a nearby square, their buildings torched. Alexander says Campbell snuck out in the evening and found his friends&#8217; bodies covered, but lying where they died.</p><blockquote><p><strong>Toledo, July 1936</strong><br><em>Roy Campbell (1901-1957)</em></p><p>Toledo, when I saw you die <br>And heard the roof of Carmel crash, <br>A spread-winged ph&#339;nix from its ash <br>The Cross remained against the sky! <br>With horns of flame and haggard eye <br>The mountain vomited with blood, <br>A thousand corpses down the flood <br>Were rolled gesticulating by, <br>And high above the roaring shells <br>I heard the silence of your bells <br>Who&#8217;ve left these broken stones behind <br>Above the years to make your home, <br>And burn, with Athens and with Rome, <br>A sacred city of the mind.</p></blockquote><p>Earlier that day, the Republicans searched the Campbell home. Any religious item found might mean death for them all. Campbell said one soldier was worked up on finding a copy of Dante&#8217;s <em>Divine Comedy</em>, recognized Italian and assumed it was Fascist. &#8220;Campbell,&#8221; Alexander writes, &#8220;with admirable presence of mind, showed them some of his Russian novels, and so convinced them he was neutral.&#8221; The Campbells scrubbed the house of any iconography, literature&#8212;you name it&#8212;save the truly valuable. None of the soldiers looked in the trunk. They leaned rifles against it as the searched, their weapons inches from St. John&#8217;s writings. The family watched nervously, but no one opened and saw. Roy saw St. John&#8217;s hand as protecting his family in that moment and vowed to translate the Saint&#8217;s poetry for an English audience, a vow he kept.</p><p>Angelo Monico, described by Alexander as an &#8220;idiot poetaster&#8221; Campbell mentored, arrived at the Campbell home with the body of a dead child in his arms. He gave the family cash picked from the body of a dead priest. With that money they bribed their way onto a truck carting bodies out of town and made for the coast and a boat to Marseilles. Coincidentally, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-robert-graves-and-the-brilliance?utm_source=publication-search">Robert Graves</a> and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-laura-riding-poetmuse?utm_source=publication-search">Laura Riding</a> were fleeing on the same boat. Whatever enmity existed between the three poets disappeared in flight, a shocking turn to any familiar with Campbell&#8217;s earlier attacks on the other two. Riding offered to loan a sizable amount to the Campbells who were in desperate need, having left nearly everything behind. Esprit de Corps.</p><p>Campbell was often accused of being a Fascist. He denied it. There was a case to be made that he was. He worked as a propagandist for Franco, claimed to have attended Franco&#8217;s victory parade, and vigorously opposed the Republicans. The British Union of Fascists tried to recruit him:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;I not only refused Mosley&#8217;s and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-percy-wyndham-lewis?utm_source=publication-search">[Percy Wyndham] Lewis&#8217;s</a> offer of a very high position and lucrative position in the Fascist party but explained that I was returning to the ranks to fight Red Fascism, the worst and most virulent variety, and that when the time came I was ready to fight Brown or Black Fascism and that I could (though badly disabled) knock both of their brains out there and then! I explained that I was only fighting as a Christian for the right to pray in my own churches, all of which (save 3) had been destroyed in Red Spain&#8230;I then asked for my coat and hat: Lewis has never forgiven it.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>All the talk about Red and Black and Brown fit with his assertion that fascism &#8220;is merely another form of communism.&#8221; He hated them all. It got back to Campbell that Stephen Spender was going to out him as a fascist in a speech so he marched up on stage and punched Spender before he got the words out. He enlisted to fight the Nazis. He was adamant that he was not as was claimed. The claims persisted.</p><p><em>Flowering Rifle</em> gave plenty more ammunition to his detractors. It&#8217;s a one hundred and sixty-five page poem published in 1939, celebrating Franco&#8217;s victory and excoriating the British intelligentsia for supporting the communists in the Spanish Civil War. He&#8217;d already put the Bloomsbury wing of British Literary Society against the wall with his 1931 attack against Woolf, <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-vita-sackville-west?utm_source=publication-search">Vita Sackville-West</a>, and the lot: <em>The Georgiad. </em>With <em>Flowering Rifle, </em>he went after them again, only this time handing over to them the beautifully wrapped gift of siding with the ideology menacing the minds of Europe and rightly worrying England.</p><p>It&#8217;s lost that the Fascists, under Franco, were part of a coalition made up of nationalists, monarchists, Catholics, and anticommunists. Campbell was certainly two out of the five, but I think we can push politics aside and entertain that fighting <em>for</em> Franco was secondary to fighting <em>against</em> the Communists who beat him, killed his friends, hounded his family, and chased him from his home. Why focus on politics when animosity suffices?</p><p>Roy and <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-cs-lewis?utm_source=publication-search">CS Lewis</a> first met as undergraduates at Oxford in the years following WWI. They didn&#8217;t know each other very well, but the casual acquaintance was enough to spark recognition between the two in 1927 on a chance encounter in a London pub. Campbell was there on a mission. Mary had just confessed her affair with Virginia Woolf&#8217;s ex, Vita Sackville-West. More over, she hoped he would be okay with her continuing her infidelity with the woman. <em>The Georgiad </em>seeds were sown. Campbell was there to get drunk, which he did. Loosened, he relayed his sordid circumstance to Lewis, who responded, &#8220;Fancy, being cuckolded by a woman.&#8221; Roy went into a days long rage. Lewis&#8217;s comment stuck with him. The two were not on friendly terms.</p><p><em>Flowering Rifle </em>was published in February of 1939. Lewis responded in the pages of <em>Cherwell</em>, one of Oxford&#8217;s independent student papers, with &#8220;To the Author of Flowering Rifle.&#8221;</p><blockquote><p><strong>To the Author of </strong><em><strong>Flowering Rifle<br></strong>CS Lewis (1898-1963)</em></p><p>Rifles may flower and terrapins may flame<br>But truth and reason will be still the same.<br>Call them Humanitarians if you will,<br>The merciful are promised mercy still;<br>Loud fool! To think a nickname could abate<br>The blessing given to the compassionate.<br>Fashions in polysyllables may fright <br>Those Charlies on the Left of whom you write;<br>No wonder; since it was from them you learned<br>How white to black by jargon can be turned,<br>And though your verse outsoars with eagle pride<br>Their nerveless rhythms (of which the old cow died)<br>Yet your shrill covin-politics and theirs<br>Are two peas in a single pod&#8212;who cares<br>Which kind of shirt the murdering Party wears?<br>Repent! Recant! Some feet of sacred ground,<br>A target to both gangs, can yet be found,<br>Sacred because, though now it&#8217;s no-man&#8217;s-land,<br>There stood your father&#8217;s house; there you should stand.</p></blockquote><p>Lewis admired Campbell&#8217;s skills as a versifier, and the political divide didn&#8217;t dissuade him of that admiration as is obvious by &#8220;your verse outsoars.&#8221; Lewis does put himself on an island; not fond of the &#8220;Charlies on the Left,&#8221; but very much offended by Campbell.</p><p>The two didn&#8217;t meet again until 1944 and as the last time, at a pub. This time it was at the Eagle and Child in Oxford. Given the years, Lewis didn&#8217;t recognize Campbell. <a href="https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/p/poets-day-why-is-tom-bombadil?utm_source=publication-search">JRR Tolkien</a>, who was there with Lewis, was writing the <em>Lord of the Rings</em> at the time and said the larger-than-life Campbell reminded him of Strider. He liked that Campbell was mysterious to Lewis on entering. It&#8217;s claimed that Campbell inspired some of the character&#8217;s mannerisms, that Tolkien wrote a gesture or the poet&#8217;s attitude into his descriptions.</p><p>In Tolkien&#8217;s telling, Lewis got snippy and accusative and Campbell laughed and brushed off criticisms. From a letter from JRR to his son Christopher:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;C.S.L.&#8217;s reactions [to Campbell] were odd. Nothing is a greater tribute to Red propaganda than the fact that he (who knows they are in all other subjects liars and traducers) believes all that is said against Franco, and nothing that is said for him. &#8230; Yet if a Lutheran is put in jail he is up in arms; but if Catholic priests are slaughtered&#8212;he disbelieves it (and I daresay really thinks they asked for it). Bur R.C [Roy Campbell] shook him a bit &#8230;&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Over the course of the evening, Campbell told Lewis his experiences in Spain and Lewis softened. By night&#8217;s end, Lewis offered to put Roy up at his house the next time he was in Oxford and invited him to an Inklings meeting. The two began a correspondence discussing the works of Milton. The two got chummy.</p><p>It doesn&#8217;t seem they ever agreed politically. Campbell died in a car crash in 1957. In 1963, shortly before he died himself, Lewis said he &#8220;loathed and loath Roy Campbell&#8217;s particular blend of Catholicism and Fascism, and told him so,&#8221; so that would be the last word on the subjects of fascism and Popery, but there seemed to be detente.</p><p>This next poem, by Lewis, was published posthumously. In it, Lewis chides Campbell for rejecting Romanticism. There&#8217;s no animosity. Lewis sets a clear &#8220;they&#8221; and a &#8220;we&#8221; while reminding Campbell he belongs as a member of &#8220;we&#8221;; the side of Wordsworth and the Angels.</p><blockquote><p><strong>To Roy Campbell</strong></p><p>Dear Roy&#8212;Why should each wowzer on the list<br>Of those you damn be dubbed Romanticist?<br>In England the romantic stream flows not<br>From waterish Rousseau but from manly Scott,<br>A right branch on the old European tree<br>Of valour, truth, freedom, and courtesy,<br>A man (though often slap-dash in his art)<br>Civilized to the centre of his heart,<br>A man who, old and cheated and in pain,<br>Instead of snivelling, got to work again, <br>Work without end and without joy, to save<br>His honour, and go solvent to the grave;<br>Yet even so, wrung from his failing powers,<br>One book of his would furnish ten of ours<br>With characters and scenes. The very play<br>Of mind, I think, is birth-controlled to-day.<br>It flows, I say, from Scott; from Coleridge too.<br>A bore? A sponge? A laudanum-addict? True;<br>Yet Newman in that ruinous master saw<br>One who restored our faculty for awe,<br>Who re-discovered the soul&#8217;s depth and height,<br>Who pricked with needles of the eternal light<br>An England at that time half numbed to death<br>With Paley&#8217;s, Bentham&#8217;s, Malthus&#8217; wintry breath.<br>For this the reigning Leftist cell may be<br>His enemies, no doubt. But why should we?<br>Newman said much the same of Wordsworth too.<br>Now certain critics, far from dear to you,<br>May also fondle Wordsworth. But who cares?<br>Look at the facts. He&#8217;s far more ours than theirs;<br>Or, if we carve him up, then all that&#8217;s best<br>Falls to our share&#8212;we&#8217;ll let them take the rest.<br>By rights the only half they should enjoy<br>Is the rude, raw, unlicked, North Country boy.</p></blockquote><p>I&#8217;m left wondering about the papers of St. John of the Cross. At present, they reside with the Carmelites, but how they got from the Campbells&#8217; house to their current location, I&#8217;m not sure. I&#8217;ve read that Campbell, as relayed by the man himself, made a daring return in 1937 to retrieve the documents he hid away at an apartment before leaving in 1935. It sounds very precarious, but&#8230; It&#8217;s been four or so years since I read Alexander&#8217;s Campbell biography, so there might be something in there about this return rescue mission that I&#8217;ve forgotten, but I don&#8217;t recall reading about it the book. Today I flipped through the section on 1937, checked the index for St. John, and reasonably tried to find a sentence or so of corroboration. I didn&#8217;t. It may be true that Campbell risked life and limb, and if pressed I suspect he did. I plan to keep digging, but until then...</p><p>I say this because Peter Alexander is a well-respected biographer: It may not be in there because he wasn&#8217;t able to verify it.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.mightstainyourshirt.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Might Stain Your Shirt! 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